💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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If Tony Montana was Mr. Tesch, Gloria would of died when the mansion came under an assault.:alog:
If there are plans for us to assault the Tesche compound, may i volunteer my services inexchange for personally blowing her tiny brains out and ownership of the maradonia manuscripts
 
If there are plans for us to assault the Tesche compound, may i volunteer my services inexchange for personally blowing her tiny brains out and ownership of the maradonia manuscripts

Only if you look like Bono.
 
If there are plans for us to assault the Tesche compound, may i volunteer my services inexchange for personally blowing her tiny brains out and ownership of the maradonia manuscripts
Only if I can join in and take any cut there is of the Maradonia movie. If you get manuscripts, I get the movie.
 
Mark my words, that tiger is going to remember the trauma of being on the set of Maradonia and when he's fully grown, a reckoning will be had. Not a single Tesch will be spared the tiger's wrath.

Fuck, I just wrote a better movie than Maradonia.
 
To be fair I could record myself sleeping and it'd be a better movie then Maradonia.
Any video from Chris and possibly A-Log could be a better movie than Maradonia.
 
Come on, where's the love for this child prodigy?

Love? That woman deserves your undying hatred and rage. Her very existence insults us all. Forgive me for venturing into A-Log territory, but as I once said on another message board someone needs to go Seal Team Six on her egotistical fanbrat ass.
 
Love? That woman deserves your undying hatred and rage. Her very existence insults us all. Forgive me for venturing into A-Log territory, but as I once said on another message board someone needs to go Seal Team Six on her egotistical fanbrat ass.

Sarcasm.
 
Love? That woman deserves your undying hatred and rage. Her very existence insults us all. Forgive me for venturing into A-Log territory, but as I once said on another message board someone needs to go Seal Team Six on her egotistical fanbrat ass.

Tone it down, she's not Hitler...that's Chris.
 
I'm sure this isn't worth of a new thread. A while ago, there kind of a Tesch wannabe on the loose - one Breeanna Alessandra who wrote At First Glance, also being sporked by Conjugal Felicity. Like Tesch, she went on a big self-promotion rampage and was extremely miffed when people called her out and gave her justifiably bad reviews. However, she's definitely not quite as bad as Tesch - she actually eventually started to listen to the criticism and seems to have gotten over the shock. I'd say there's still hope for her and she definitely escaped the lolcow territory.

However, I kind of liked some of the commentary she received. In CF, she was saying that she's actually rewriting the book just as a writing exercise, and like others said I don't believe there's really commercial potential for the revised version.

I definitely agree with the other commenters there that Tesch made a pretty big mistake when she revised her books. I bought At First Glance for $3.50, and that was a good investment because the book was hilariously terrible. I'm not going to buy Tesch's "revised" Kindle edition of her book, because it's not as funny as the original version.
 
You know, I feel sad about Gloria. I really do. With the right guidance and motivation, she could've become a decent storyteller.

But instead she has egotistical, enabling, possibly white-collar criminals for parents. That will likely not change considering she's near the point where what she was brought up on has been hardwired into her brain development. She'll probably end up like some of these sham book authors you see on the hilariously bad novelty item showcase websites. Also prostitution.
 
But instead she has egotistical, enabling, possibly white-collar criminals for parents. That will likely not change considering she's near the point where what she was brought up on has been hardwired into her brain development. She'll probably end up like some of these sham book authors you see on the hilariously bad novelty item showcase websites. Also prostitution.

Agreed to everything except the last. Professional writers have to understand feedback, work with the market's expectations, and of course, edit the crap out of everything. There are always prominent examples of people who didn't, of course (E.L. James of Fifty Shades infamy springs to mind) but they tend to have something unusual going for them: Stephenie Meyer struck gold by appealing to the bad-adolescent boy fascination, and James struck gold by appealing to the established Meyer fanbase who just wanted to see Edward and Bella fuck a lot. Maradonia doesn't hit any current cultural hot spots or even have any appeal besides lol material, so if Gloria wants to make it as an author, she'll have to do it the old-fashioned way with the hard work.

I don't see that happening, though. Gloria's ego has been indulged too much, and my guess is that she flits to anything that promises positive feedback. When she was younger, she had the 'precocious novelist' thing, but now she seems more into music and modeling. My guess is that once the movie project sputters out, Gloria will capitalize on her looks and leave Maradonia behind; why bother typing all day when you can film yourself dancing around with a bunch of people paid to look like they're your awesome friends?

She'll party through college and then smack face-first into the real world around age 25 or so, once her parents get fed up with supporting her or just lose their money. Then she'll go back to writing in desperation and try to dig up the World's Youngest Novelist thing, find she's Old Meme and then, maybe, she'll learn to write decently. I can see her churning out potboilers for Harlequin or maybe starting an indie fantasy series when she's in her thirties. But by indulging her as much as they have, the Tesches have done a lot of damage to a creative kid and it may not be possible to undo.
 
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Look at how the World's Youngest Author spent valentines day. She's totally a 100% pure Christian girl.
 
i never ever understood how "youngest author" is somehow a selling point.
 
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