💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Venus said:
Actual thoughts on the movie:

*Gloria playing Maya further solidifies the fact that Maya is nothing more than a self insert. At least the guy playing Joey has some talent, not sure why he agreed to be in the film though.

*I feel really sorry for the actors, I really hope that they did at least get paid for their roles. Just having to deal with the shoddy script should warrant some payment.

*I have seen better made costumes at the Halloween Spirit store.

*Could the riders be pulling at the horse' mouths any harder? I know this is rather nit picky of me to say (and borderline autistic) but I kept wincing for the poor horses.

*Good god, the editing is all over the place. I've seen better films in my film studies classes during high school.

*Green screen effects are laughable, enough said.

At least my brother and I now have a decent income of inside jokes thanks to this.
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I feel like this movie could be a meme factory if it were more popular. If someone made short Youtube videos of the quotable bits ("GO for the kill!" "What's causing this evil and WHY?" etc.) it could reach The Room status.
 
Maradontia said:
I feel like this movie could be a meme factory if it were more popular. If someone made short Youtube videos of the quotable bits ("GO for the kill!" "What's causing this evil and WHY?" etc.) it could reach The Room status.
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I am tempted to share the video with a few friends on the next podcast (gaming related), but as you said- never know when Gerry is watching
 
Venus said:
I am tempted to share the video with a few friends on the next podcast (gaming related), but as you said- never know when Gerry is watching
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Just PM them the link. If you talk about it on the podcast, play some short audio clips and comment on them. Link it here so we can listen as well.

I actually have a file of the Terrible Book Club podcast talking about the first book. Their site is down now but I may upload it to Youtube.
 
Venus said:
Actual thoughts on the movie:

*Gloria playing Maya further solidifies the fact that Maya is nothing more than a self insert. At least the guy playing Joey has some talent, not sure why he agreed to be in the film though.

*I feel really sorry for the actors, I really hope that they did at least get paid for their roles. Just having to deal with the shoddy script should warrant some payment.

*I have seen better made costumes at the Halloween Spirit store.

*Could the riders be pulling at the horse' mouths any harder? I know this is rather nit picky of me to say (and borderline autistic) but I kept wincing for the poor horses.

*Good god, the editing is all over the place. I've seen better films in my film studies classes during high school.

*Green screen effects are laughable, enough said.

At least my brother and I now have a decent income of inside jokes thanks to this.
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The movie mostly was boobs, Joey is a dumbass, and those fight scenes.
 
Venus said:
At least the guy playing Joey has some talent, not sure why he agreed to be in the film though.
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^ This. When his character was on screen I thought "Wow, what a tool" because that was what the part called for and he played it pretty well. When anyone else was on screen I thought "Wow, what a tool" 'cause their acting was insultingly bad.
 
I want everyone to read this review...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-...f=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0615214797

Macedonia and the Seventh Bridge is a great feature of life and it is more surpassing than the quran,Dr. Soos and even the Lords of the Kings. You will wish you read this book even after your see it because there are things in life like wisom, love and happiness and all are Maradonia. 'Gloria Trash' is a porigidy between Albert Einstain and Jebus because she writs words that are for the soul and you will know what life is after you eat it. Macedonia and the Seven are aboot seven children name Miya and Joe who travels to the wolds behind worlds and must defeat the darkness. The darkness is 'Alana Terrece' who is a momber of the 'Gottik Movement' and she is evil because she lessens to Ke$ha, who are the consumerism of symbolic. There is no lief after reading the Macedonia, and after the end I commemorate suicide, but or is not to lose because there are NIEN sequals to the after end den lives can be lived again, such as the Old of Ophir and the Law of Blow, which are the masterworks of even greatness potentinal than Shake Spears, Britney Spears and Spears Morgan. You will know the law of the universe and soon every bathroom will have Morondonia and the Elven Ophirs, because the universe. If I stay then you must go, so buy the Macedonia today by drilling dis number. Fear is for the not!
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What do folks think the movie will do for book sales? I'll admit to considering buying secondhand the first edition of Seven Bridges (no 9/11 bullshit, but yes "Over the tree, dumb shit"), and the copy I was eyeing was gone a day later.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Nothing at all. The movie was never advertised or released, and it presumably never will be. Only a tiny number of people know that it exists.
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Granted, but at this point, even selling a handful of books would be noticeable.

There's also Gloria's apparent apathy to writing to consider, too, I suppose. It's not like it'll inspire her to finish the series.
 
Henry Bemis said:
What do folks think the movie will do for book sales? I'll admit to considering buying secondhand the first edition of Seven Bridges (no 9/11 bullshit, but yes "Over the tree, dumb shit"), and the copy I was eyeing was gone a day later.
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They were probably hoping it would attract attention to Gloria's book in the same manner that Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Narnia and Divergent did... Problem lies within the fact that they didn't have any form of advirtisement for it prior to the movie coming out (which costs $$$). They also picked a bunch of no name actors who can't act their way out of a paper bag.
 
Maradontia said:
I have the link. I can PM it to you. Not sure if we should post it on here because Gerry's never far behind.
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Can I get that PM? I've been dying to see this monstrosity ever since I accidentally stumbled upon ImpishIdea and binge read all of Rorschach's Maradonia sporks (he also did a great sporking of Fifty Shades).

I especially want to find out how many of Maya and Joey's cheap god-mods made it into the film; off the top of my head, I recall that they bathed in water that made them invulnerable to everything but poison ("BUT WHAT ABOUT POISON?!"), hats that allowed them to turn invisible and leap like the Hulk, a key that doubled as a face melting laser, and in a later book became the greatest swordswoman and archer...after training for less than a week.
 
TheBookCrusader said:
Can I get that PM? I've been dying to see this monstrosity ever since I accidentally stumbled upon ImpishIdea and binge read all of Rorschach's Maradonia sporks (he also did a great sporking of Fifty Shades).

I especially want to find out how many of Maya and Joey's cheap god-mods made it into the film; off the top of my head, I recall that they bathed in water that made them invulnerable to everything but poison ("BUT WHAT ABOUT POISON?!"), hats that allowed them to turn invisible and leap like the Hulk, a key that doubled as a face melting laser, and in a later book became the greatest swordswoman and archer...after training for less than a week.
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They got the hat at the end.

And Gunther spent a really long time lingering on his daughter naked in the lake.
 
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