💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Zhoban said:
Judging by the quality of this film, I'd surmise that it would have cost about $5,000. However, word is that it was within the hundreds of thousands.

By comparison, the movie Hush cost $70,000 and Before I Disappear is rumored to have cost about $200,000. You can go a long ways with small budgets. I'm not saying this movie didn't cost something in the neighborhood of hundreds of thousands, but I am confident that it had complete mismanagement and that the vast majority of its financing was piss in the wind.
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Leave such questions to the Tesches' accountant, Leopold Bloom.
 
Henry Bemis said:
I don't believe these are the first Producers references in this thread, but as long as Gunther draws breath, keeps his claws in Gloria, and gets deutsche marks in his eyes, they'll always be apt.
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Are you saying that Guther would have APT PUPILS?
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
Okay, so how weird is this!

His name is Sarican Ozan, not Alex Sarican.
Check out the address here:
https://www.bizapedia.com/people/florida/palm-harbor/sarican-ozan.html
https://www.bizapedia.com/people/florida/sarican-ozan.html

And now look at Gloria Tesch-Sarican's latest mailing address:
http://flvoters.com/by_number/1189/45129_gloria_sophia_tesch-sarican.html
https://floridaresidentdb.com/person/118945129/gloria_sophia_tesch-sarican

And now meet Ali Sarican, who shares the same birthday as Alex Srcn (give or take SIX years)
https://floridaresidentdb.com/person/122831449/ali_sarican

And here's where it get's really fucking crazy.
http://search.sunbiz.org/Inquiry/CorporationSearch/SearchResults/OfficerRegisteredAgentName/Sarican Ali/Page1

Ozan, Gloria and Ali Sarican are all on this ticket. I dunno who remembers when Glo had AGS group international as her e-mail on Instagram (she has since taken it down).
Ali and Ozan both have a hand in EFE Export Import inc.
Both Glo and Ali have their names stamped on AGS.


But wait!!
https://www.bizapedia.com/people/florida/sarican-ozan.html
Ali is Ozan's agent!


Now go look up all those addresses.
You get a golf course and an auto dealership.

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=4824+ALTERNATE+19+PALM+HARBOR,+FL+34683
36750 US HIGHWAY 19 N, PALM HARBOR FL 34684

Now, I have no damned clue what any of this means, but SOMETHING is rotten in Denmark.

God, I need a hobby.
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Actually, that's the address of Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club.

http://www.innisbrookgolfresort.com/

So why are the Tesch-Sarrican's staying at a Golf Club AND listing that as their home and business address?

You're right when you say something is rotten in Denmark. Something here is just not right.

Edit: Mystery solved. They actually sell condos there. Still, it's funny how they didn't include a suite number. Methinks that Niko and Glo Glo are actually working there and why there's no suite number for their home business.
 
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Vicious.ink3 said:
Okay, so how weird is this!

His name is Sarican Ozan, not Alex Sarican.
Check out the address here:
https://www.bizapedia.com/people/florida/palm-harbor/sarican-ozan.html
https://www.bizapedia.com/people/florida/sarican-ozan.html

And now look at Gloria Tesch-Sarican's latest mailing address:
http://flvoters.com/by_number/1189/45129_gloria_sophia_tesch-sarican.html
https://floridaresidentdb.com/person/118945129/gloria_sophia_tesch-sarican

And now meet Ali Sarican, who shares the same birthday as Alex Srcn (give or take SIX years)
https://floridaresidentdb.com/person/122831449/ali_sarican

And here's where it get's really fucking crazy.
http://search.sunbiz.org/Inquiry/CorporationSearch/SearchResults/OfficerRegisteredAgentName/Sarican Ali/Page1

Ozan, Gloria and Ali Sarican are all on this ticket. I dunno who remembers when Glo had AGS group international as her e-mail on Instagram (she has since taken it down).
Ali and Ozan both have a hand in EFE Export Import inc.
Both Glo and Ali have their names stamped on AGS.


But wait!!
https://www.bizapedia.com/people/florida/sarican-ozan.html
Ali is Ozan's agent!


Now go look up all those addresses.
You get a golf course and an auto dealership.

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=4824+ALTERNATE+19+PALM+HARBOR,+FL+34683
36750 US HIGHWAY 19 N, PALM HARBOR FL 34684

Now, I have no damned clue what any of this means, but SOMETHING is rotten in Denmark.

God, I need a hobby.
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He uses aliases because he's a scammer?
 
Maradontia said:
He uses aliases because he's a scammer?
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Or Alex sounds more American and not so "foreign".

Just wondering if this https://twitter.com/ozanefesarican is the same guy. I'll admit Turkish is not a language I'm familiar with but the whole "Efe" being the name of the company and both Ozan and Ali being directors of the company?
 
I recall reading the first book back in 2009 when someone at the literacy club was trying to shill for her (for some strange reason).

Edit to link to this video, where she talks about overcoming writer's block:

Aside from the hilarious green screen waters, I will admit her outfit is pretty cute at least.
 
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Venus said:
I recall reading the first book back in 2009 when someone at the literacy club was trying to shill for her (for some strange reason).

Edit to link to this video, where she talks about overcoming writer's block:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NFCd7tsv3C8
Aside from the hilarious green screen waters, I will admit her outfit is pretty cute at least.
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It's got the same sound issues as the movie. Can anyone decipher how that chart applies to the books?
 
Maradontia said:
It's got the same sound issues as the movie. Can anyone decipher how that chart applies to the books?
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From what I got it's some sort of visual representation of the story. Don't know why a semi-circle but whatever. Each section is a part of the book, and you write in there what it is you want to happen. And the blank areas are places you need to improve or fill in or something?

I guess in a sense you don't know what to write so you look at the chart and see that Joey and Maya need to bathe in the pool of blood so you write that. Then they need to so something else so you write that. This would explain the rather disjointed feel of the books how plot points are introduced only to be ignored later or brought up when it's the most convenient. Her solution seems to be of the shotgun approach. Don't worry if it doesn't make sense, just add these parts and hope that it comes together in the end.

When I used to write, several years back, often times there would be ideas like this. I'd have a scene but didn't know how to continue it but there was a scene later that I wanted so I'd write about that and have a series of story fragments. The trick was to find a way to link them together and it wasn't always possible which is why I abandoned it. In the end I had more story fragments than actual stories and no idea how to use them.[/QUOTE]
 
Due to internet induced autism I must ask...

Is there anyway to watch the Maradonia film online, in its full glory? I unfortunately missed out on the movie night event and am curious to know if it's even worse than the trailer makes it out to be.
 
Venus said:
Due to internet induced autism I must ask...

Is there anyway to watch the Maradonia film online, in its full glory? I unfortunately missed out on the movie night event and am curious to know if it's even worse than the trailer makes it out to be.
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I have the link. I can PM it to you. Not sure if we should post it on here because Gerry's never far behind.
 
Actual thoughts on the movie:

*Gloria playing Maya further solidifies the fact that Maya is nothing more than a self insert. At least the guy playing Joey has some talent, not sure why he agreed to be in the film though.

*I feel really sorry for the actors, I really hope that they did at least get paid for their roles. Just having to deal with the shoddy script should warrant some payment.

*I have seen better made costumes at the Halloween Spirit store.

*Could the riders be pulling at the horse' mouths any harder? I know this is rather nit picky of me to say (and borderline autistic) but I kept wincing for the poor horses.

*Good god, the editing is all over the place. I've seen better films in my film studies classes during high school.

*Green screen effects are laughable, enough said.

At least my brother and I now have a decent income of inside jokes thanks to this.
 
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