💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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ChuckSlaughter said:
She is dumb sexually active and religious.
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Vicious.ink3 said:
I had considered photoshop, but I just don't think so. She has clearly gained weight in this photo. Her midsection is thicker than in the top picture, and while I would certainly not say she's fat, because she isn't, she's not as small as she used to be. Gloria is shallow and rides the benefit of having a nice body. Why would she make herself look thicker?
That, and she's only been with Uberscrn for about six months, and they're engaged/possibly-already-married? She was with Mike Nardone for a couple of years, and then she was with the hot music producer, and she settled on the ugly foreign dude? Either he's Hugh Hefner loaded, or she has a very compelling reason to stay with him. A reason like, she's hypocritical enough to have premarital sex but fanatical enough to oppose abortion. Given her political views, I doubt it's anything so sensible as it being a personal choice.
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Although, this begs the question of why she didn't get knocked up years ago.
 
I Just Want to See Attachments said:
Are we seriously considering "she's pregnant" as more plausible explanation than her using Photoshop, various bra tricks, &/or she got a cheap boob job?
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I would say it's kind of the new "Gloria will probably do porn" ie. positing about her sexual activity. With most female cows, we get nudes, and this is the closest we can get, maybe?
 
Caribou migrate north for the summer, so maybe this explains the photo on the bridge with her boobs migrating north toward her shoulders. It looks weird and off, like either bad photoshop or bad surgery.
 
I Just Want to See Attachments said:
And it hasn't paid off. A boob job would be an "investment" that could get her more noticed in the industry.
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Maybe porn industry. Modelling industry is not really too keen on big boobs, unless they're on Kate Upton.

Her boobs got huge but she doesn't really look much fatter; sorry, that's not how pregnancy works. She wouldn't get them that much bigger that early on (you can't possibly claim it's already second or third term, this looks nothing like it). My bet is boob job. As for "why now" the possible answer is really simple - her bf/husbando paid for it. Or she sees boob job as a necessary part of wedding preparations.
 
Burn Book said:
Maybe porn industry. Modelling industry is not really too keen on big boobs, unless they're on Kate Upton.
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Oh god, not the porn star discussion again.

Glo-glo's parents are still too entrenched in the faux Christianity sector to force her into publicized sex work. You can't say shit about Jesus while simultaneously getting gang-banged on camera. Plus they crave mainstream attention and praise. Even if Gloria became the next household porn star name they'd still get looked down upon as white trash by the mainstream media. Also porn stars do not make a ton of money. Definitely not enough to sate Marina and Herr Tesch's appetites.
 
I Just Want to See Attachments said:
Oh god, not the porn star discussion again.

Glo-glo's parents are still too entrenched in the faux Christianity sector to force her into publicized sex work. You can't say shit about Jesus while simultaneously getting gang-banged on camera. Plus they crave mainstream attention and praise. Even if Gloria became the next household porn star name they'd still get looked down upon as white trash by the mainstream media. Also porn stars do not make a ton of money. Definitely not enough to sate Marina and Herr Tesch's appetites.
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Indeed. A good Russian gold digger knows you only fuck one rich guy off camera until he's no longer useful to you, then you move on to (and onto) the next one.
 
I Just Want to See Attachments said:
Oh god, not the porn star discussion again.
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Oh, don't get me wrong, I don't believe she's doing porn (or that she's pregnant, or that uber dude is mail-order husband or any other fanfiction in this thread), I just wanted to say that no sane person is getting big boobs for modelling industry, because that's the opposite of what the industry wants.

..well, then again, she's not very bright.
 
On whether Gloria would get a boob job for modeling, the kind of modeling that requires big boobs is the only she's likely to get. Fashion modeling is tall, slim girls, mostly with beautiful faces. Setting aside her lack of brains, character, and personality, Gloria might be considered attractive, but along with 99.9% of women, she has zero chance of success in fashion. Her only chance of modeling revenue is in the world of Harley Davidson or Hooters calendars, where oversized, fake-looking boobs are the norm.
 
Tom B Jobe said:
On whether Gloria would get a boob job for modeling, the kind of modeling that requires big boobs is the only she's likely to get. Fashion modeling is tall, slim girls, mostly with beautiful faces. Setting aside her lack of brains, character, and personality, Gloria might be considered attractive, but along with 99.9% of women, she has zero chance of success in fashion. Her only chance of modeling revenue is in the world of Harley Davidson or Hooters calendars, where oversized, fake-looking boobs are the norm.
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If Ubermensch takes over her life now, he might just have her get those.


It really depends on who's in control, Mom and Dad would want her to have them to bring in the modeling money, Uber cause he's eurotrash... tough call either way its just a slow countdown until the surgeries start.
 
Burn Book said:
Maybe porn industry. Modelling industry is not really too keen on big boobs, unless they're on Kate Upton.

Her boobs got huge but she doesn't really look much fatter; sorry, that's not how pregnancy works. She wouldn't get them that much bigger that early on (you can't possibly claim it's already second or third term, this looks nothing like it). My bet is boob job. As for "why now" the possible answer is really simple - her bf/husbando paid for it. Or she sees boob job as a necessary part of wedding preparations.
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While Tardlex does look sort of cartoon-y, he is not a cartoon character, so no "-o" here.
 
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