💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Congratulations, it's a duck!
 
Not gonna lie, I'd be ok living in Glo's Florida trailer park if I got to have a duck.

But can you really have "beach hair" in your backyard which is nowhere near a beach? '#Can't afford a bleach hair, really care'?
 
CatFace said:
Not gonna lie, I'd be ok living in Glo's Florida trailer park if I got to have a duck.

But can you really have "beach hair" in your backyard which is nowhere near a beach? '#Can't afford a bleach hair, really care'?
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She lives in Tampa, she's 30 minutes away from a beach.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
She lives in Tampa, she's 30 minutes away from a beach.
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That is much closer than I thought. But I still wouldn't call it beach hair since that usually needs you being on a beach. I think she usually looks nice but I'm getting Pixyteri vibes from her hair. I wouldn't have even noticed if she didn't point it out.
I want that duck really bad.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
Also, she didn't dumput him, given that the ring she wears is a solitaire set into a wedding set (which is only given after the wedding, traditionally) and the fact that he has taken to wearing a wedding ring (something highly uncommon for Christians to do before the actual marriage), I'd say they already tied the knot.
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Well, you know, it's not like she rushed into anything with the Uberman. After all, it's been *months* since things were going oh-so-well with DJ PezDispenser.

I truly hope things work out well for her but she's a young girl marrying a much older guy, it was a short relationship, it seems like it was engineered by Marina, and (on top of that) she's sheltered and immature. Not a good combination there...
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
Can't post the screenshot from my phone, but according to hubbyScrn's Facebook page, he bought her a new car. A convertible, in fact. Also, she didn't dumput him, given that the ring she wears is a solitaire set into a wedding set (which is only given after the wedding, traditionally) and the fact that he has taken to wearing a wedding ring (something highly uncommon for Christians to do before the actual marriage), I'd say they already tied the knot. I'll post pics when I'm at my computer, later.
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So now she really can ride in her CON-VER-TI-BUL without having to rent one.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
Can't post the screenshot from my phone, but according to hubbyScrn's Facebook page, he bought her a new car. A convertible, in fact. Also, she didn't dumput him, given that the ring she wears is a solitaire set into a wedding set (which is only given after the wedding, traditionally) and the fact that he has taken to wearing a wedding ring (something highly uncommon for Christians to do before the actual marriage), I'd say they already tied the knot. I'll post pics when I'm at my computer, later.
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That totally buys in with the big boob pregnancy theory. Why rush a marriage? Especially for the Tesches who are so appearance-motivated. They're definitely the kind of people to make sure their daughter has a lavish wedding with hundreds of guests.
 
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'? If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?

...Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon? Feel your innocence slippin' away, don't believe it's coming back soon.
 
Maybe she's pulling a Venus Angelic and uberman is her ticket away from her own version of Margo?
I don't know, there is way too much speculation here and not enough facts. I can't find anything on the guy, he has very few friends and I can't find another account and everything he's tagged in has to do with Gloria. Someone here is on her personal fb, is there anything there at all?

Also, ducks are rapists, look it up.
 
melty said:
Maybe she's pulling a Venus Angelic and uberman is her ticket away from her own version of Margo?
I don't know, there is way too much speculation here and not enough facts. I can't find anything on the guy, he has very few friends and I can't find another account and everything he's tagged in has to do with Gloria. Someone here is on her personal fb, is there anything there at all?

Also, ducks are rapists, look it up.
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That dude doesn't really look like social media age so he might have accounts just to talk to her. Also like has anyone looked into their presence on vk? Mama on vk?
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
That dude doesn't really look like social media age so he might have accounts just to talk to her. Also like has anyone looked into their presence on vk? Mama on vk?
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I started to but I hate looking into foreign language accounts. Guy has to have something somewhere though.
 
Whatever ends up being the reality with this guy, you just kinda know it's gonna be weird.

On "ducks are rapists," we don't know that for sure: it's one of those "he quacked/she quacked" situations.
 
Maradontia said:
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'? If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?

...Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon? Feel your innocence slippin' away, don't believe it's coming back soon.
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:heart-full:

Laura Branigan in a bed sounds a lot more interesting than Gloria in a bed.

Ah me.
 
Am I the only one who noticed the Thirty MILLION budget on the IMDb page? And A prolific Asian actress "rumoured" to be starring as Maya? :lol: It's gotta be a troll but it got major laughs from me.

glutenfreebooty said:
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Protip: If you want to look rich, steam your clothes, and crop out the aluminum folding awning and lower-middle class backyards.
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I don't know why, but the way she wears jackets makes me irrationally angry. Wear it like a real goddamn person, Jesus. Who drapes a fucking jacket over themselves like that? It's not a cape, it has arm holes you're not using. It looks retarded.

It also makes me think that uberman is a fucking tool. The jackets are too big, meaning they're his (less convinced with the white one but it's way too big for her). Either husbando is a creepy possessive type (making her take his jacket so she looks taken) or Glo's a fucking freak :oops:
 
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