💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Peace and Harmony said:
I want to help! I don't know shit about writing scripts but I love prose!
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The less you know about writing scripts the better. We want this to be legit.

We'll take turns writing issues, but here's the catch: the only thing we're allowed to see/read from the previous issue is the last page. No diverging from the already established plot. You just have to suck it up and go with it.

Maradontia said:
Did you ever get any farther in the dramatic reading of 7 Bridges?
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The audiobook broke me. It's one thing to read the stupid book, it's another thing to spend hours upon hours dealing with the same goddamn chapters.
 
I Just Want to See Attachments said:
The audiobook broke me. It's one thing to read the stupid book, it's another thing to spend hours upon hours dealing with the same goddamn chapters.
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If you send me your source material, I'll do the reading when I have time to get liquored up.

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If you look really closely, you can see a mild nip slip.

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Why does everything she owns look like she bought it at a flea market? Always the cheapest, shittiest fabrics. Also, there's that Jag again. Love how she makes sure the logo is always showing when she's in/next to the Jag, but with any other non-luxury brand car she desperately covers up the logo. It's so amateurish, like everything Glo attempts.
 
In other news, why did Glo Glo delete her Wild For the Night cover music video (the one where she disses Swankivy)? Was she getting copyright infringement notices?
 
glutenfreebooty said:
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Well, in all fairness, the Uberman did manage to get the same rental car twice in a row. So far, we've seen him driving a Benz, a Dodge Charger/Challenger, and a Jag. So, this guy either has enough money that he can afford three moderately expensive cars (and not one ludicrously expensive car) or he's hitting the "exotic rentals" place.

And, I love the #candid hashtag Glo-Glo used. She's standing in front of a Jag (which, come to think of it, we have no proof is even Uber's car), wearing Uber's jacket, and pretending to talk on her phone. But the photo op wasn't posed or anything...
 
Don't forget too that they made the license plate washed out so you can't tell which state it is (they must pine for the generic plates of European countries instead of the unique state plates we have in this country). Or look up the plate and find which rental place it came from.
 
MysticMisty said:
Don't forget too that they made the license plate washed out so you can't tell which state it is (they must pine for the generic plates of European countries instead of the unique state plates we have in this country). Or look up the plate and find which rental place it came from.
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Most European number plates will have a little EU flag with an abbreviation showing what country it's from on it, the UK's is also fairly distinct.
 
glutenfreebooty said:
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Do you think Glo realizes that she's proudly posted a picture where it looks for all the world as if bae's car won't start or the keys got locked inside, and she's now either calling for a tow company or an Uber and can't even wait for the call to be over to get out of there? She doesn't look classy or even particularly happy, just badly-dressed, bored and irritated.
For The Internet said:
Why does everything she owns look like she bought it at a flea market? Always the cheapest, shittiest fabrics.
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Maybe she did. There are sites, mostly based in China, that sell more-or-less crappy knockoffs of designer clothes, wedding dresses and prom gowns for an absurd, way-too-good-to-be-true low price, which can be as low as 90% off. Of course you get what you pay for and they usually have quality issues such as the dress itself being made out of lining silk, far less layering in full skirts, gaudy and poorly-applied beadwork or uneven stitching. The ones that aren't so comically awful as to be unwearable tend to look rather like what Gloria's got on here. I can't really imagine the broke-ass, image-obsessed Tesches turning down a 'designer' dress at 90% off.
 
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How many people do you think showed up for the Maradonia premiere? It had to be sub 50. They were selling tickets for $10 each, so even if the whole cast and crew showed up and got friends and relatives to go for free there were still empty seats. It might sound like they'd have a lot of people but you have to subtract all the disgruntled crew members that Gerry scammed.
 
MysticMisty said:
Don't forget too that they made the license plate washed out so you can't tell which state it is (they must pine for the generic plates of European countries instead of the unique state plates we have in this country). Or look up the plate and find which rental place it came from.
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Those are legit Florida plates. You can faintly see the orange in the middle, and the lettering is consistant.

The dress though...thats 100% knockoff.
 
Maradontia said:
How many people do you think showed up for the Maradonia premiere? It had to be sub 50. They were selling tickets for $10 each, so even if the whole cast and crew showed up and got friends and relatives to go for free there were still empty seats.
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Since we only saw pics of Glo-Glo standing outside the theatre and none of the interior, I'm going to guess that: (i) they did not get the crowd they expected; and (ii) the Family Tesch was unable to find a suitable pic of a packed movie house that they could PhotoShop Glo-Glo into.

As a general rule, when things don't go as planned, the Tesches pull a Joseph Stalin and completely purge any mention of the offending event from their history (just like we never saw or heard a thing about Glo-Glo's debut rap performance at that sketchy club in Atlanta).
 
Who the fuck wears a dress like that to dinner? It's like that scene early on in breaking bad when they show up to their rich friend's wedding wearing outdated prom attire.
 
melty said:
Who the fuck wears a dress like that to dinner? It's like that scene early on in breaking bad when they show up to their rich friend's wedding wearing outdated prom attire.
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Ye, surely some understated cheap black dress would be classier than that horror. If I were her, I wouldn't be able to leave the house in it. It's a terrible fit and accentuates her gut. Glo isn't fat by any means, but you can see the outline of her goddamn belly button between the bulging midsection, really not flattering at all.
 
bradsternum said:
That kid's a BILLIONDOLLAH industry!
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"Fifteen years old? Six books? Two screenplays?! This kid's a BILLIONDOLLAH industry! AAAACCTTTIIOOOOONNN!!!!"

--> Should be one of the random texts in the upper right corner. @Null

EDIT. Whoops, looks like the forum's "fortune cookie messages" have been abandoned.
 
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