💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!! I was just browsing at a used bookstore, and you are not going to believe what I found in the SF/fantasy section...

That's right -- a copy of "Maradonia and the Seven Bridges"! And then, when I opened up the title page, I like unto shit when I saw the book had been signed by our little author/actress/producer/director, complete with a little heart that she used to dot her "i".

What can I say? It's my first lolcowian relic, so I had to buy it. I'd post a couple of pix but I have no idea how to strip out exif data and I don't want to risk doxxing myself.
 
Muscle Bra said:
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!! I was just browsing at a used bookstore, and you are not going to believe what I found in the SF/fantasy section...

That's right -- a copy of "Maradonia and the Seven Bridges"! And then, when I opened up the title page, I like unto shit when I saw the book had been signed by our little author/actress/producer/director, complete with a little heart that she used to dot her "i".

What can I say? It's my first lolcowian relic, so I had to buy it. I'd post a couple of pix but I have no idea how to strip out exif data and I don't want to risk doxxing myself.
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Imgur automatically strips EXIF data.
 
Crackpot theory:

Gunter and Marina had to approach the local Russian mafia for loans to finance the Maradonia film, and when they couldn't pay up, they had to whore out Gloria to Alex, who is a low level enforcer for the Russian organized crime syndicate and moonlights as an Uber driver when he is not behind the wheel of a getaway car.
 
millais said:
Crackpot theory:

Gunter and Marina had to approach the local Russian mafia for loans to finance the Maradonia film, and when they couldn't pay up, they had to whore out Gloria to Alex, who is a low level enforcer for the Russian organized crime syndicate and moonlights as an Uber driver when he is not behind the wheel of a getaway car.
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That can't be real because it would actually be interesting.
 
millais said:
Gunter and Marina had to approach the local Russian mafia for loans to finance the Maradonia film, and when they couldn't pay up, they had to whore out Gloria to Alex, who is a low level enforcer for the Russian organized crime syndicate and moonlights as an Uber driver when he is not behind the wheel of a getaway car.
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If Glo-Glo and the Family Tesch turned that into a movie, I'd totally watch it!
 
millais said:
Crackpot theory:

Gunter and Marina had to approach the local Russian mafia for loans to finance the Maradonia film, and when they couldn't pay up, they had to whore out Gloria to Alex, who is a low level enforcer for the Russian organized crime syndicate and moonlights as an Uber driver when he is not behind the wheel of a getaway car.
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Wasn't that the plot of "Drive" or am I getting my movie plots mixed up again?
 
Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but I checked the trademark status on Maradonia and it seems to have expired /been cancelled March 25th. How odd that Papa Tesch would cancel the trademark just as the movie is about to hit "the theatres near you".
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EDIT: Yeah, this movie ain't happening.
 
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shadowhog said:
Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but I checked the trademark status on Maradonia and it seems to have expired /been cancelled March 25th. How odd that Papa Tesch would cancel the trademark just as the movie is about to hit "the theatres near you".
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EDIT: Yeah, this movie ain't happening.
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Oh my god, how much would it cost to snag the trademark?
 
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