💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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ChuckSlaughter said:
Can someone maybe who has lived it explain why some young women go through a pretentious spirit guru poet phase?
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Young adults are just having these thoughts for the first time, so they erroneously conclude that no one has ever had these thoughts before. I did the same thing when I was 21. Lots of people did. Her particular strain is an example of the Just World Fallacy. Teenagers often feel invulnerable, but by early adulthood, most people wake up to the fact that they too, are mortal and at some point, they will die. This is terrifying to some, and the idea that nothing bad will happen to you if you don't deserve it is a comforting lie to cling to. The "everything happens for a reason" is one of the more obnoxious bits of magical thinking that floats around, and I shouldn't have to point out that, no, sometimes, shit just happens. She'll figure it out probably. She's 21-22. Getting out of her hugbox will help, but eventually, the real world will get through her bubble and punch her in the face (I'm being metaphorical here, but given her ego, it's possible she pisses someone off to the point they actually punch her in the face literally).
 
Muscle Bra said:
The really embarrassing part is that the Uberman is close to his mid-30's, and he's sending out cutesy texts with lots of emoji icons? As other folks have already pointed out, this feels completely scripted (and not even well scripted, at that).
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Or he is simply a manchild.

Vicious.ink3 said:
This just in: Gloria Tesch is a hypocrite and some aspiring soul called her out on her shit.

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Seriously, Glo???

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Kinda reminds me of a disaster that occurred at a rave party in Germany where there was an outbreak of panic and many people got killed, which prompted some retarded conservative politicians to spout crap about a divine intervention because god was fed up with all these sinful people partying and taking drugs. The only difference -- at least said politicians themselves weren't party people.
 
DrJonesHat said:
The "everything happens for a reason" is one of the more obnoxious bits of magical thinking that floats around, and I shouldn't have to point out that, no, sometimes, shit just happens. She'll figure it out probably.
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It's also very much an attitude of the Religious Right and the Fundies: "Everything that happens is God's will." It's a nice way to absolve yourself of taking the blame or accepting responsibility for any of the bad shit that happens in life.
 
Muscle Bra said:
It's also very much an attitude of the Religious Right and the Fundies: "Everything that happens is God's will." It's a nice way to absolve yourself of taking the blame or accepting responsibility for any of the bad shit that happens in life.
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(1:44)
"Why have we been brought to this totally different world?"
"I don't know, Joey, but I believe everything happens for a reason."
 
Holy fuck, that book trailer looks like something made for a high school A/V course. If that dude had the microphone any higher, it'd be up his nose.
 
I think Marina runs Glo's Facebook, and her Facebook only. The stuff from her facebook was always a bit weirder than her IG, and I think the dissonance is because someone else is writing it. I reckon the stereotypical white girl IG is all Gloria, whilst the things on Facebook are Marina's "idea" of a typical white girl

(edit: just noticed the #lovegoals are on facebook too, interesting)
 
Clown Doll said:
I'm more interested in how the men who used to post very...enthusiastic comments on her pictures earlier on reacted to Gloria being very visibly non-boyfriend-free.
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Are Watermelon and Kengle-line still thirsty

Vicious.ink3 said:
This just in: Gloria Tesch is a hypocrite and some aspiring soul called her out on her shit.

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That welder try to hang the discoball must have been God then.
 
First time I've seen the book promo video: wow. In the past, I've charitably posted that perhaps Gloria would grow up and become normal some day, but the more I read and see - sticking her butt crack up the camera lens one day, then saying sin caused a dance club to burn down the next - the more Gloria seems like the kind of moron who lives, grows old, and dies without ever becoming one bit smarter. The distance from where she is now to sane and rational is measured in light-years.
 
Tom B Jobe said:
First time I've seen the book promo video: wow. In the past, I've charitably posted that perhaps Gloria would grow up and become normal some day, but the more I read and see - sticking her butt crack up the camera lens one day, then saying sin caused a dance club to burn down the next - the more Gloria seems like the kind of moron who lives, grows old, and dies without ever becoming one bit smarter. The distance from where she is now to sane and rational is measured in light-years.
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Didnt someone say that the Facebook is run by Marina?
 
Tom B Jobe said:
First time I've seen the book promo video ... The distance from where she is now to sane and rational is measured in light-years.
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If you really want a treat, go to YouTube and look up Glo-Glo's "Dear World" video. The video is equal parts pretentious, condescending, and overzealous. Oh, and it showcases Glo-Glo's ability to "rap" with no sense of rhythm whatsoever.
 
January Cyst said:
If you read the article about the whole "mortgage scam", the reporter states that neither Marina nor Dr. Gerry have held a job in years.
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Thanks, that's certainly interesting. For some reason I was under impression that he was living off some dumb religious people, Duggar style.

We know that Gloria is working as a model for magazines/websites and also as a waitress.
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Do we? I haven't seen any print work featuring her, other than the Harley(?) calendar, and the only picture of her that was actually used for advertising something online that I've seen in this thread was the synthetic weed (? sorry, I don't exactly remember, but it was weed related) thing. She did only two fashion shows in her entire life. She ain't paying any bills with that. Professional models do way more than she does, and most of the time still have a hard time getting by.

And, most importantly: she is not signed with any agencies whatsoever, which I find kind of surprising - it should be her priority if she's interested in modeling at all. She might have a horse face, but she has a good body. She obviously isn't tall enough for for editorial (and her face is too ordinary in my opinion), but she's tall enough for commercial modeling. None of the top agencies would sign her, but a smaller one could. Anyway, the point is: being signed with an agency is an absolute prerequisite to having a modelling career of any kind.

Sorry for all the modeling sperging. TL;DR: Gloria Tesch is not a model.
 
Burn Book said:
Sorry for all the modeling sperging. TL;DR: Gloria Tesch is not a model.
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There's one thing you need to keep in mind: Glo-Glo (and/or her family) wants to be famous. That's it. She will pursue any activity she possibly can that the Team Tesch publicity machine can spin to meet that goal:
  • Her family vanity publishes a novel? She's a novelist (and the world's youngest, at that).
  • Her family pays for some community theater rejects to be filmed running around the woods? She's a movie producer.
  • She gets filmed running around the woods with some community theater rejects? She's an actress.
  • She speaks some words about a convertible over a bad techno track? She's a rapper.
  • She gets photographed for something and that picture is used in a promotion? She's a model.
To get a bit nasty here, I don't think she's particularly good at any of these endeavors. However, if she applied herself, took the time to learn the craft, and actually made an effort to improve herself, she might eventually become competent at one of them. But that's not her goal. She wants (no, expects) to become an overnight success but she doesn't quite understand the work it takes to become successful at any field. Hence, lolcow.
 
And someone needs to show up at the screening, impersonate a high-powered film distributor, and schmooze the hell out of the Tesches!
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
Florida Kiwis, please take one for the team here! I need to live vicariously through anyone who has the opportunity to see this film.
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Seriously. We *need* to have Kiwi representation at the premiere!

BTW, if anyone wants to see where the gala is going to be taking place, here's a picture:
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