💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Muscle Bra said:
So, doesn't anyone call ever call Glo-Glo out on her bullshit, or are all of her Instagram followers either ass-patters, paid subscribers, or Kengle-type males?
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Pretty much either Kengles or bots.
Gloria (or Marina, who moderates he media presence) has very few subscribers anyway but I would not be surprised if comments calling her out would be deleted in a hurry.

PurpleSquirrel said:
Not the least of which is having that much flesh exposed while firing a semi- or full-automatic weapon. Those brass ammunition-casings are HOT when they pop out, and can easily cause burns.
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I doubt she actually fired any weapon that day.
The whole thing screems Marina.
From the gaudy clothing to the cliche set-up.

Mama Tesch said:
Mans want see hot woman with much leg and gun, tovarish . I will put Gloria with gun on internet, this will bring lots of rubels
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She is basically a very nice body with a "meh" to "no!" face.

A genuine beauty could be photographed taking a dump after just waking up and still look good.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
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The "uber driver" is Glo's boyfriend.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100011180045656&fref=ts

His name is Alex Srcn (I have no idea how to pronounce a last name like that, as it has no vowels... I'm not entirely sure it's his actual last name).
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He was born May 7, 1980, making him 35 to her 21 and the only friends he has on facebook are Glo, her mom (who is shockingly cavalier about her daughter dating a man fourteen years her senior), and the other two girls who were in the video above.
Seeing as not two months ago she was involved with the (much, much hotter) music producer David Pezza (who was 31-32), and their relationship seemed to come to a screaming halt after the release of the Convertible video....
Ooh, also the fact that this:
[MEDIA=instagram]BBQrOvgLpeT[/MEDIA]is a photo on her instagram and she hashtags it as her "bae's", and the fact he drove her to her one-night engagement on an Atlanta stage (which we never say any video or even pictures of)... I'd say Gloria has developed a taste for wealthy men which is aided by her mountain of daddy issues and desire for an authority figure.
And while I might begrudge her a pathological need to be taken care of instead of standing on her own two feet and actually working for the acclaim she touts, I have to applaud her success at achieving the only thing she'll ever really need to suit her imagined lifestyle (money, and lots of it) with the only thing she really has (looks and apparently a type A personality conducive to wrapping said rich dudes around her well-manicured fingers).
If her childhood was as harshly shitty as we've all deduced it to be, I kinda gotta give her props. She's like a small-scale, latterday Cinderella. She isn't a social climber, so much as a fucking social mountaineer.
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Is that name Russian or Klingon?

Phil Ken Sebben said:
The idea of "modern art" has lost any and all meaning because now just about anything can literally be considered "modern art".

Art grants are given to people for gluing a couple of exam papers to a blotter on a desk. It's given to somebody literally sleeping for eight hours a day in a museum. It's given for wasting food by making a dress out of meat and then just letting it rot. Modern art is no longer about creating something for people to enjoy. It's about making a statement and seeing how much money you can get for the least amount of work.

I always come back to this because honestly this is why I hate modern art and more importantly people that gush over it. I present to you Voice of Fire. It's three stripes. Purchased for the National Gallery of Canada for $1.8 million. That's $600,000 per stripe. There was a bit of an outcry at the time, and people still ask why the hell it's worth so much. And the really funny thing is, they were hanging it upside down. How they could tell, I don't know as it's literally just three stripes and it looks the same on both ends to me.

And I'm sure some art sperg can come along and "explain" it to me but that doesn't change the fact that it really looks fucking stupid. Those dresses included.


Of course they are but that doesn't matter to Glo Glo. Any kind of exposure for her is good because she sees it as increasing awareness of her brand.
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If anything the real art here is getting away with it.
 
Tom B Jobe said:
On left leg, the mottle is from light reflecting off the metal wall, but how does anyone post this without photoshopping that out? Agree with Mrs Frizzle, just about every choice here, from bizarre expression on face down to strange high-top puffy boots, is off.
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It goes too far around her thigh to be entirely reflection, and it also isn't present on her lower leg. It looks to me like she might have been sitting down on a surface similar to the metal wall and it left an impression on her leg.

That or it's a combination of reflection and cellulite/suuuper dry skin or something.

I went to the instagram account that picture is from, and it's literally softcore porn. Gloria is extremely over-dressed compared to the other girls. It's mostly asses in g-strings with a gun somewhere in the picture.
 
Muscle Bra said:
And, let's get ready for our next newsflash: Alex Uberscrn is NOT rich...
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Dude has 5 facebook friends, a sense of fashion of a blind hobo who works in IT and he drives for Uber, so... yeah, no way in hell he has any money. But maybe he is a "movie producer" or something.
 
Gloria pics only seems to get positive ratings out of me one out of ten times.
 
"Are you an otaku now?" probably means "Can I get a Gloria Tesch body pillow waifu?"
 
This was a missed opportunity for someone in that facebook post to say DON'T CALL ANYBODY.
 
glutenfreebooty said:
I usually read the hell out of Glo, but the bangs do look good.
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I agree; the bangs do look good. It's a cute pic.

However, I've noticed that -- even when Glo-Glo takes a nice picture -- there always seems to be something wrong (or off) with it. Like, in this pic, she does look good but she also looks like a mannequin. There is absolutely no life or personality in her eyes. Kinda creepy, really...
 
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