💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Vicious.ink3 said:
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The "uber driver" is Glo's boyfriend.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100011180045656&fref=ts

His name is Alex Srcn (I have no idea how to pronounce a last name like that, as it has no vowels... I'm not entirely sure it's his actual last name).
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He was born May 7, 1980, making him 35 to her 21 and the only friends he has on facebook are Glo, her mom (who is shockingly cavalier about her daughter dating a man fourteen years her senior), and the other two girls who were in the video above.
Seeing as not two months ago she was involved with the (much, much hotter) music producer David Pezza (who was 31-32), and their relationship seemed to come to a screaming halt after the release of the Convertible video....
Ooh, also the fact that this:
[MEDIA=instagram]BBQrOvgLpeT[/MEDIA]is a photo on her instagram and she hashtags it as her "bae's", and the fact he drove her to her one-night engagement on an Atlanta stage (which we never say any video or even pictures of)... I'd say Gloria has developed a taste for wealthy men which is aided by her mountain of daddy issues and desire for an authority figure.
And while I might begrudge her a pathological need to be taken care of instead of standing on her own two feet and actually working for the acclaim she touts, I have to applaud her success at achieving the only thing she'll ever really need to suit her imagined lifestyle (money, and lots of it) with the only thing she really has (looks and apparently a type A personality conducive to wrapping said rich dudes around her well-manicured fingers).
If her childhood was as harshly shitty as we've all deduced it to be, I kinda gotta give her props. She's like a small-scale, latterday Cinderella. She isn't a social climber, so much as a fucking social mountaineer.
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I personally have no issue with dating older people as long as everyone involved are adults but considering Glo's background... well, lets just say I don't think emotion really plays into her relationships.
'SCRN' is not a last name, however it can be an abbreviation of State Registered Child Nurse. Or perhaps a take on 'screen'.

I really enjoy etymology. In case anyone actually looks into this and this guy's last name happens to actually be a 'screen' or a variation here are some possible spellings, though I think the nurse angle would be more interesting to check out first
Skranye
Skrine
Skreen
Scryne
Skreene
Skrene

Just to name a few.
 
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I think Gloria is embarking on a career as a professional gold digger. You know what? That's fine. A quick google search will reveal what she is. If guys are stupid enough to give her money, that's on them. I think she's so emotionally damaged she can't really form real relationships, so this is what she's left with.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
I'd say Gloria has developed a taste for wealthy men...
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Thank you for this. I've already rated your post a "like" (since I couldn't give you an "informative" and a second rating) but I do need to question your conclusion that Scrn is wealthy...

I get the impression that you have more of an insider's view of Glo-Glo's life than most of us, and I am certainly not going to ask you to spill any details or sources of information that you may have but Glo-Glo has been known to ... stretch the truth ... from time to time, and this bears a lot of her not-so-truthful tics. First off, the photo doesn't show Glo-Glo's face and, as we all know, she does have a habit of appropriating other pics from the internet and using them as her own. Next, even if the pic is her own, she also loves taking pictures of herself while sitting in a cool-looking car with a big ol' smile on her face. Given that, is there a reason she's not showing us the car here? All we can tell from this pic is she's sitting in a Benz -- we have no idea how old it is, what condition it is in, etc. And, finally, if Scrn really is an Uber driver, how wealthy could he be? If you have money, you're being driven around; you're not the one doing the driving.

While I do agree with you that Glo-Glo is looking for a rich guy/an older man/a daddy figure, along with the insightful analysis you provided, with what we know so far, I'm not entirely sure this guy is a legitimate boyfriend. Glo-Glo does claim to have had an awful lot of boyfriends, all of whom were super-serious and totally in love with her, which makes me wonder if this is yet another lie in the fantasy world she is building up around her. Not so long ago, we were hearing about the med school student with the rich family, then it was DJ PezDispenser, and now it's Alex Uberscrn. I might just be overly suspicious but, then again, we are dealing with someone who is pretty much a compulsive liar and who will do anything to make her life seem better than it really is.
 
We know her father has a domestic violence charge against him. I wonder if Gloria was ever the target of his wrath and it wasn't reported. That would explain her daddy issues. Maybe she just gets bored easily and flits from man to man as her whim dictates. I know people will disagree, but she's not unattractive. She's not stunning, but she's better than average. Some guys would go for her. We really don't know what she's like in real life, maybe she's good at flattering a guy's ego, and getting what she wants from them.
 
Muscle Bra said:
Given that, is there a reason she's not showing us the car here? All we can tell from this pic is she's sitting in a Benz -- we have no idea how old it is, what condition it is in, etc. .
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I can actually help with that.
It is a C-class (w204), facelift version (built from 2011 to 2014)
The car is however very likely not his but rather on the never -never.
If you can afford to buy a 40-50k car, you will likely not use it for uber.
I wouldn't be surprised if he is just trying to keep up appearances like the Teschs.
Financing a posh car that he cannot afford and using it for uber to keep afloat.


DrJonesHat said:
I wonder if Gloria was ever the target of his wrath and it wasn't reported. That would explain her daddy issues. .
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Guenter Tesch's rap-sheet actually lists this:

Case Type:DOMESTIC VIOLENCE INJUNCTION WITH KIDS

So it seems likely that he has had "collisions" with his children
 
AnOminous said:
It's probably safer and more profitable than becoming an outright prostitute.
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The only difference is that she chooses the mark rather than being chosen by them. DJ Pez Dispenser must have not been as well off as she thought or he got wise to her game if she's already with a new guy. I wouldn't be surprised if she branches out to those sugar daddy sites in the near future. She has expensive tastes that low-rent poser boyfriends can't meet.
I actually think her mom forces her into this. Mama Tesch is clearly looking for a payday and given those pics of Gloria she took the nanosecond she turned 18, I think she figures Gloria is her ticket to the easy life. Get her daughter to marry a rich dude who's under the delusion that Gloria's in love with him, and then sponge off him for a while. Gloria really doesn't know any better, cause she was homeschooled for the most part, and from what we can tell, her parents still control her social interactions (especially her mom).
 
She couldn't be the new Tommy Wiseau. Wiseau is funny in part because of how bizarre he is. He's like a strange alien (or as he prefers, a vampire) dropped down into the middle of civilization and left with an obscene amount of money to fend for himself. Show me another vaguely-French/Polish, pasty-faced, black-haired guy who claims to have paid a pug dog for acting in a movie. He's so completely oblivious and kooky that he's a compelling guy. Spoiled little girls who are constantly told they're special and talented, however, are a dime a dozen.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
Ooh, also the fact that this:
[MEDIA=instagram]BBQrOvgLpeT[/MEDIA]is a photo on her instagram and she hashtags it as her "bae's", and the fact he drove her to her one-night engagement on an Atlanta stage (which we never say any video or even pictures of)... I'd say Gloria has developed a taste for wealthy men which is aided by her mountain of daddy issues and desire for an authority figure.
And while I might begrudge her a pathological need to be taken care of instead of standing on her own two feet and actually working for the acclaim she touts, I have to applaud her success at achieving the only thing she'll ever really need to suit her imagined lifestyle (money, and lots of it) with the only thing she really has (looks and apparently a type A personality conducive to wrapping said rich dudes around her well-manicured fingers).
If her childhood was as harshly shitty as we've all deduced it to be, I kinda gotta give her props. She's like a small-scale, latterday Cinderella. She isn't a social climber, so much as a fucking social mountaineer.
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i could be wrong but i think she lifted that photo from another one of those russian instagrams. something about the color, i can't put my finger on it. legs too tan to be hers maybe? then again that's maybe just a fucking filter
 
Charles Kinbote said:
This aired on Oct. 1, the day Gloria plugged it on her Facebook, but it seems to have been overlooked here:
http://video.wedu.org/video/2365570222/
It's a piece on the Dunedin Art Center's Wearable Art fashion show. At 4:40, the VP/COO of the art center says, "And sometimes there's some skin involved, so that doesn't hurt." There follows a brief interview with Julian Harzog, creator of the metal dresses, and shots of Gloria, who talks at 5:58. Mr. Harzog also designed the "disappearing dress", which we get to see twice demonstrated on Gloria.

Bonus: At 1:00 the President/CEO uses "edgy" unironically.
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oh wow, I had forgotten how wonky her accent is
 
goiter said:
i could be wrong but i think she lifted that photo from another one of those russian instagrams. something about the color, i can't put my finger on it. legs too tan to be hers maybe? then again that's maybe just a fucking filter
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The photo came from the singer Madison Beer's Tumblr, and seems to be of her car.

Glo returned to the shooting range.
 
Oh god, lotion Glo! Lotion!
 

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CatFace said:
Oh god, lotion Glo! Lotion!
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Yeah I was going to comment on that but wasn't sure if maybe it was just a shadow or something.

But besides that, who the fuck wears pink short shorts, white crop top and high heeled sneakers to a gun range? That is unless you're going for some kind of weird glamor shot.
 
On left leg, the mottle is from light reflecting off the metal wall, but how does anyone post this without photoshopping that out? Agree with Mrs Frizzle, just about every choice here, from bizarre expression on face down to strange high-top puffy boots, is off.
 
glutenfreebooty said:
The photo came from the singer Madison Beer's Tumblr, and seems to be of her car.
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Muscle Bra said:
First off, the photo doesn't show Glo-Glo's face and, as we all know, she does have a habit of appropriating other pics from the internet and using them as her own.
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I called it! I totally called it! Whenever Glo-Glo posts a pic without showing her face, there's a very good chance the pic is a swipe. I'm going to ask again: Although I'm not an Instagram user, I know it's a common practice to attribute pics you retweet or repost or whatever. So, doesn't anyone call ever call Glo-Glo out on her bullshit, or are all of her Instagram followers either ass-patters, paid subscribers, or Kengle-type males?

And, let's get ready for our next newsflash: Alex Uberscrn is NOT rich...
 
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