💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Muscle Bra said:
I don't think I've seen this one before -- more Maradonia awesomeness! And another borderline incoherent quote from our little valedictorian. Seriously, how can you make this many mistakes in less than two sentences?

  1. With such a young age?
  2. Straddling between two worlds?
  3. What is the difference between a world of surreal adventure and a supernatural world?
  4. Aren't the mainstream world and the ordinary, natural world the same world?
  5. Unexpected twists and surprising results are pretty much the same.
  6. Umm, by definition, a "trilogy" is a set of three.
Redundant much, Glo-Glo?
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This was likely written by Marina Tesch (who also runs her social media and PR) or Herr Tesch, both likely struggle with writing coherent sentences in english.
You can tell that whoever wrote this was either pretty daft or a foreigner (autocorrect can only fix grammar but not syntax)
 
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Just finished reading through this forum and wow. Long time Gloria Tesch fan, stalker, follower here (I found her when I was a young, thirteen or so year old writer while trying to see who the worlds youngest novelist, because I wanted to be the worlds youngest novelist, thank god my parents weren't deluded enough to self-publish that crap) and was glad to find this forum!

Anyway, I can't help but wonder if Gloria's life has gotten better since her parents divorced. If you look through her mother's face book page and look through some of the photo albums, they seem to be in a decent house same, with that Higher One video (which I think is private now). There are some pictures of a man Marina says is her brother and a little girl I assume is his daughter. Maybe she is being supported by family but at least they seem to be having a decent life.
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Also, I know this picture has been around a lot, but the woman Virginia who left a comment was in the movie. I believe she played the "most beautiful black person in Maradonia." Could this be confirmation that this is about the movie? I don't know but we'll see.

Edit: I'm having trouble to get the full picture to load, so if something happens to it it says: "Virginia Dampier It really does take hard work Gloria and you have merited every thing that you have accomplished very proud of you"
So at the very least it sounds like she knows what it is.
Edit 2: Picture seems to be loading now. Apparently as a thumbnail and full size but whatever
 
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The irony of Glo-Glo going to a party for Dare U-2 Care and White Tiger vodka does not escape me. Dare U-2 Care is a Christian rehabilitation facility.

EDIT: the party was likely a premier party for a local cable access show "Samira's Show". Youtubes for prosperity:
 
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Not A Giraffe said:
they seem to be in a decent house
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Not much longer

captkrisma said:
Dare U-2 Care is a Christian rehabilitation facility.
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Figures, I'm sure Herr Tesch has connections with quite a few bible thumpers.
It is telling that Marina is leaving out key facts like what this event actually is and rather uses terms like "red carpet event" to obfuscate reality.
 
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slap some orange peels and circuit boards on those outfits and they'll be fetish models, Kengle style
 
In much the same way as we have taught our children the way to make modern "art" is to paint a white canvas white, we have taught our young, fabulous fashionistas the way to design fashion is to make entirely impractical messes that no one outside the inevitable live action Jetsons movie will ever actually wear. And in both cases, charges millions for it.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
In much the same way as we have taught our children the way to make modern "art" is to paint a white canvas white, we have taught our young, fabulous fashionistas the way to design fashion is to make entirely impractical messes that no one outside the inevitable live action Jetsons movie will ever actually wear. And in both cases, charges millions for it.
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I went to the national art gallery once and there was a canvas there that was simply painted solid purple and titled 'the singer'. To re-iterate: it was in the national fucking art gallery.

Didn't Gloria's 'wearable art' dress have some sort of flashy costume change while she was on the runway? That photo of those girls is so unflattering it's shocking it saw the light of day. It makes me think the event was very low end and the models were just local girls.
 
For The Internet said:
. It makes me think the event was very low end and the models were just local girls.
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Oh they likely are.
News Channel 8 WFLA is a local news programme in the Tampa area, so they probably don't have the cash to hire professional models.
This is the kind of channel that normally investigates prize hogs and why the parking-meters on Main Street have increased their rates.
If you look on their front page right now, you can find riveting stories like this:


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This aired on Oct. 1, the day Gloria plugged it on her Facebook, but it seems to have been overlooked here:
http://video.wedu.org/video/2365570222/
It's a piece on the Dunedin Art Center's Wearable Art fashion show. At 4:40, the VP/COO of the art center says, "And sometimes there's some skin involved, so that doesn't hurt." There follows a brief interview with Julian Harzog, creator of the metal dresses, and shots of Gloria, who talks at 5:58. Mr. Harzog also designed the "disappearing dress", which we get to see twice demonstrated on Gloria.

Bonus: At 1:00 the President/CEO uses "edgy" unironically.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
If her childhood was as harshly shitty as we've all deduced it to be, I kinda gotta give her props. She's like a small-scale, latterday Cinderella. She isn't a social climber, so much as a fucking social mountaineer.
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I want this to be a movie so bad. Can we please get a Kiwi screenplay of the rise and fall of Gloria?
 
For The Internet said:
I went to the national art gallery once and there was a canvas there that was simply painted solid purple and titled 'the singer'. To re-iterate: it was in the national fucking art gallery.
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The idea of "modern art" has lost any and all meaning because now just about anything can literally be considered "modern art".

Art grants are given to people for gluing a couple of exam papers to a blotter on a desk. It's given to somebody literally sleeping for eight hours a day in a museum. It's given for wasting food by making a dress out of meat and then just letting it rot. Modern art is no longer about creating something for people to enjoy. It's about making a statement and seeing how much money you can get for the least amount of work.

I always come back to this because honestly this is why I hate modern art and more importantly people that gush over it. I present to you Voice of Fire. It's three stripes. Purchased for the National Gallery of Canada for $1.8 million. That's $600,000 per stripe. There was a bit of an outcry at the time, and people still ask why the hell it's worth so much. And the really funny thing is, they were hanging it upside down. How they could tell, I don't know as it's literally just three stripes and it looks the same on both ends to me.

And I'm sure some art sperg can come along and "explain" it to me but that doesn't change the fact that it really looks fucking stupid. Those dresses included.

It makes me think the event was very low end and the models were just local girls.
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Of course they are but that doesn't matter to Glo Glo. Any kind of exposure for her is good because she sees it as increasing awareness of her brand.
 
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