💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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I asked my mother about what she wrote in Russian and she said it's written properly and translates roughly to what she wrote in English, although there's no word in Russian that means 'cool' exactly and so the word she used means 'happiness'. Considering that she can't write a coherent sentence in English I suspect her mother wrote the Russian part.
 
For The Internet said:
I asked my mother about what she wrote in Russian and she said it's written properly and translates roughly to what she wrote in English, although there's no word in Russian that means 'cool' exactly and so the word she used means 'happiness'. Considering that she can't write a coherent sentence in English I suspect her mother wrote the Russian part.
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I could be that her first language is Russian(or German) and being home-schooled never really learned English (which would explain her accent)
 
Long Sun said:
I could be that her first language is Russian(or German) and being home-schooled never really learned English (which would explain her accent)
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Nah, I've heard Glo speak Russian and her accent is terrible. It's not the way native speakers pronounce things.

Kids who are isolated via (poor) homeschooling often have terrible grammar and very poor writing/speaking skills. It's not uncommon at all for homeschooled kids who don't get enough social interaction to develop their own family 'accents'. I see that a lot in Christian fundamentalist home schooled families, it's startlingly common.

Gloria displays all the classic 'poorly homeschooled kid' symptoms.
 
If she speaks some Russian, even poorly accented, maybe she could consider becoming a reverse mail-order bride when the bottom falls out of the Tesch family finances. Some Russian mobster aspiring to oligarch status can get himself an American trophy wife on the cheap.
 
millais said:
If she speaks some Russian, even poorly accented, maybe she could consider becoming a reverse mail-order bride when the bottom falls out of the Tesch family finances. Some Russian mobster aspiring to oligarch status can get himself an American trophy wife on the cheap.
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Or something decent like a translator. Sure its not glamorous but its decent pay.
 
DragoonSierra said:
Sure its not glamorous but its decent pay.
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A while back, Glo-Glo worked as a server at some Hooters knockoff. And, before it sounds as if I'm getting snarky, I don't fault her for that -- it's an honest living and I'm sure the tips were more than decent.

I can't quite recall the timeline but I think she was working there while she was attending some community college. However, she quickly stopped mentioning both the job and the college, and it was around that time that she started her modeling/rapping/mermaid career, so I'm going to assume that Glo-Glo just wasn't happy with the non-glamorous college student lifestyle or that -- one way or another -- things didn't work out for our little valedictorian. And, besides, we all know that -- in her mind -- she is destined for much greater things than college and waitressing...
 
She needs to sell the rights to make a movie of her life to David O. Russell already.

EDIT: Your lolcow career is only just beginning.

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millais said:
If she speaks some Russian, even poorly accented, maybe she could consider becoming a reverse mail-order bride when the bottom falls out of the Tesch family finances. Some Russian mobster aspiring to oligarch status can get himself an American trophy wife on the cheap.
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Though in Gloria's case, it's less trophy and more one of these:

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The best part of the video is watching Glo-Glo and Marina fighting to be front-n-center in the video. At least now we know from whom Glo-Glo got her attention whore traits.
 
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