💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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ActualKiwi said:
I hope not either, but it really looks like one hell of a sleazy dive she's performing at
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That's why I'm hoping that the crowd ends up booing her offstage or something like that as it could deter Gloria from mingling afterwards.

Still, she craves attention and isn't the brightest girl. I can see her doing something lewd onstage should the crowd demand it.
 
The bar itself looks like a long hallway with the bar on the left side and rows of booths on the right. The stage looks to be at the very back of the bar with the technical section (lights,sound,DJ booth) upstairs. If GloGlo is performing on a Friday or Saturday night, she might have to go out the rear emergency exit if things go south.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
I hope she throws cheeseburgers to the crowd
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It's like she is trying to parody those Carl's Jr. 'sexy burger' ads.
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Except no, no she isn't.
 
I see Club Suede has open mic on Monday nights. Is it possible they switched it to Sunday this week because of MLK, thus explaining Gloria's "tour?"
 
CatFace said:
It's like she is trying to parody those Carl's Jr. 'sexy burger' ads.
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Except no, no she isn't.
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I laughed at all those phallic veggies in the background.
And someone needs to post this all over Tumblr and Dobson's face.
 
CatFace said:
It's like she is trying to parody those Carl's Jr. 'sexy burger' ads.
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Except no, no she isn't.
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I think its this ad in particular
Peace and Harmony said:
I remember when Suzanne Collins booked a strip show performance starring herself to promote the Hunger Games movie.
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Wait WHAT WHAT WHAT?
 
CWCissey said:
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To be fair it would make more sense if that did actually happen than doing 'Goldilocks' alongside Maradonia. Hunger Games has more adult themes, kids forced to kill each other. It's a toned down Battle Royale sort of thing.
Gloria doing this rap stuff is like C. S. Lewis gyrating on a pole while promoting The Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe.
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For some reason, that photo looks fake as hell to me. The background seems to be flat and with no apparent depth, and the only object in the foreground is that odd plant directly in front of Glo-Glo. Even the lighting on Glo-Glo and the background seems to be coming from different directions.

I don't know why, but I thought of those stupid posed photos with props that Olan Mills used to be famous for back in the 70's...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/Rua6Fh0G3qI/AAAAAAAADF4/8AAcxvYXOnQ/s1600-h/zwagonwheel.jpg
 
That is a horrible angle for her body :(
Smooshing her boob like that makes it look like a weird part of her arm. Even with that I think it would have been cute if she had her mouth closed.
 
CatFace said:
That is a horrible angle for her body :(
Smooshing her boob like that makes it look like a weird part of her arm. Even with that I think it would have been cute if she had her mouth closed.
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It also makes it look like she's missing half her arm, due to the hand being covered with hair and no clear distinction between upper and forearm.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
The "special" Forest Fairy that the Great Deku Tree sent to Florida for her own benefit. Meanwhile, poor Craig's question remains unanswered - and probably will stay so for a long time.

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Going by some of those comments I wonder if these guys have ever seen another girl before. "Beautiful" LOL, no, far from it. Her face looks terrible in that picture.

According to Kenglebert Humperdink sucking up to Gloria is being a gentlemen, she's a million miles from being a lady, Thanks for setting me straight Kenny boy.
 
trip2themoon said:
According to Kenglebert Humperdink sucking up to Gloria is being a gentlemen, she's a million miles from being a lady, Thanks for setting me straight Kenny boy.
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She may not be much of a lady, but she's definitely a m'lady to her little army of thirsty admirers.
 
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