💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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FatNero said:
Pretty sure thats because she's a puppet being used by the family and has very little control of her life.
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So heres a question I need answered: just how aware is this girl that her family is just using her? Shes brushed off the "haters", sure but is there really any way she *doesn't* know shes just being pimped by mum and da?
 
Uncanny Valley said:
She's so isolated she probably assumes that this is all perfectly normal.
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I don't see her being all that aware if she's making baaaaaaaad music videos as she eats sloppy jo burgers - but ya think she would stop and say "how did I get here and why isn't this working"? I should expect less with that dead stare in all her photos.
 
https://www.facebook.com/david.pezza.7

https://www.instagram.com/djpezz/

http://www.pof.com/member3043745.htm

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anephric said:
This was some how both worse and better than I expected. Better because I laughed until I cried, worse because ... well, look at that.

The video is as fake as her rack.

Or that police officer in a polo with a badge from a 5 year old's cops & robbers dress up kit.
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Gloria has implants now?
 
Dingus McGee said:
So heres a question I need answered: just how aware is this girl that her family is just using her? Shes brushed off the "haters", sure but is there really any way she *doesn't* know shes just being pimped by mum and da?
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Like people have said, she probably thinks this is normal, because it seems her parents deliberately isolate her from people who would tell her that it's not normal for parents to use their kids as a money-making venture. I'm pretty sure Gloria's mom controls her social media. Also, and I have little proof of this, but given those pictures we've seen that Gloria's mom took of her the minute she turned 18, and the pics of Mama Tesch herself, I have a sick feeling that Mama Tesch uses Gloria to attract sugar daddies to sponge off of. It would fit with their pattern of behavior, and it would explain why Gloria doesn't have any real friends. Her mom doesn't want her to develop a life her own and ditch Mama and her professional gold digging ways.
 
PurpleSquirrel said:
DJ Pissant is a class act, ain't he?
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According to his FB profile, he is a fan of Maradonia, the Red Sox, the Bruins, professional wrestling, Kevin Smith, and Hardcore Italians (don't tell me; I don't want to know) so, yes, a class act all the way...

ETA: And his POF profile lists his age as 44, and his first date ends with getting his date drunk and taking her back to his place. Ick.
 
cat said:
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Papa Tesch: "So let me get this one thing straight. This here says you direct adult cinema."
DJ Pizzlebazzle: "Yeah!"
Big T Daddy: "I'm not entirely sure we're comfortable with-"
DJ Papayapingpong: "It's, like, the term they use for, like, films with actors who are, like, adult. It's, like, the opposite of children's cinema."
Doc Tez: "... ... ...you know what, you may just be dumb enough to produce this music video. Here's five bucks like you asked."
 
Muscle Bra said:
DJ PezDispenser is desperate but not for a production career. (Well, not *only* for a production career.) Methinks he's just trying to get him some and if it means producing and directing videos for our wunderkind, then so be it...
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LOL, seems like a heck of a lot of effort to go to just to get a crack at an (and lets be honest, she's nothing special) average looking girl. In the video the 2 paid by the hour pals are way hotter.

The sheer arrogance of the girl though: "I'm looking hot in my convertible".

So DJ Peasant is a porn director now? With real hotties in the porn scene like Brea Bennett out there Gloria really doesn't stand a chance if she does try to get into porn.
 
Lots of skeevy guys claim to be porn directors. Nowadays, it's not hard to put up a website and shoot content as long as you have a license and follow the record keeping laws. I sincerely hope Gloria's parents care enough about her to keep her away from this guy now that their business is concluded. He looks like he could be dangerous.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Lots of skeevy guys claim to be porn directors. Nowadays, it's not hard to put up a website and shoot content as long as you have a license and follow the record keeping laws. I sincerely hope Gloria's parents care enough about her to keep her away from this guy now that their business is concluded. He looks like he could be dangerous.
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Yeah, you can just see him sitting beside a girl on the couch in his office telling her "I can get you ahead in showbusiness". In saying that is Florida not a bad choice of location for pretending to would be starlets that you can get them into acting?
 
Charles Kinbote said:
I attempted to transcribe the lyrics. Corrections would be welcome.
Convertible
Convertible
Convertible
Got my hair blowin' downwind.
Speedy drop-top
Doin' hunned on the freeway
In case I get caught
By a cop.
I'm not worried.
I never get a ticket.
I'm always lookin' better than you.
Now get widdit. Ung!

Think about it.
You wanna ride with a driver,
Spendin' all that cash,
Come join the upper class!
Come and ride it. Ung!
You won't deny it. Ung!
Wanna get with this?
Try'n'a be like this?

Uh oh ooh.
Uh. I'm comin' through.
What'cha gonna do?
Ridin' in my new whip
Bumpin' to some cool shit
In my convertible.

Ride my convertible.
In my convertible.
Lookin' so fine in my convertible.
In my convertible.
Ride my convertible.
In my convertible.
Lookin' so fine in my convertible.
Ride ride ride ride ride.

Ay!
Wanna watch me go all fast?
Wanna watch me go all slow?
My girls and I turned up,
threw our hands up like "Whoa!"
Drivin' down the causeway,
Passin' by some palm trees,
Chowin' down on a cheeseburger--
Man, I love them cheeseburgers!

Oh wait. I be like Rick Ross?
You can call me your new boss.
Passin' on the left
While I'm passin' to my right,
And my Aviator shades
Are keepin' out the light.
Ung! They're just keepin' out the light.

'Cause I'm GoldiLocks
with Lil Red
Seein' green for days,
Not catchin' reds.
I'm passin' on this yellow,
Wavin' bye--oh, hello.
Livin' life, just doin' me,
Post Facebook, for all to see
My convertible and me.
My convertible and me.

Malibu.
Hey! I'm comin' through.
Whatcha go'n do?
Ridin' in my new whip
Drivin' with some cool chicks.

Ride my convertible.
In my convertible.
Lookin' so fine in my convertible.
In my convertible.
Ride my convertible.
In my convertible.
Lookin' so fine in my convertible.

Bass in the trunk make the ceiling go missin'.
[Repeat & Remix]

Convertible, convertible, convertible,
Lookin' so fine in my...
Convertible, convertible, convertible,
Lookin' so fine in my...
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Corrections bolded. You had it like 99% right.
 
VLAD said:
If DJ Pizza had read all six novels of the Maradonia saga, he wouldn't talk about them in such exalting terms. I don't think @IJustWantToSeeAttachments could even get through the first book.
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If I was just straight up reading the book I could finish it in a day. It's the damn recording and editing process that takes hours of time that I just don't have at my disposal. Especially when there's better shit for me to do.

I can only take listening to Maya and Joey walk somewhere and be whiny little bitches to each other for so long.

cat said:
https://www.facebook.com/david.pezza.7

https://www.instagram.com/djpezz/

http://www.pof.com/member3043745.htm

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trip2themoon said:
So DJ Peasant is a porn director now? With real hotties in the porn scene like Brea Bennett out there Gloria really doesn't stand a chance if she does try to get into porn.
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Muscle Bra said:
In all fairness, I think (I hope) that DJ Numbnuts is just posting a pic of him in his Halloween costume very very late...
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DrJonesHat said:
Lots of skeevy guys claim to be porn directors. Nowadays, it's not hard to put up a website and shoot content as long as you have a license and follow the record keeping laws. I sincerely hope Gloria's parents care enough about her to keep her away from this guy now that their business is concluded. He looks like he could be dangerous.
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For fuck's sake, guys, it's a goddamn Halloween costume. The photo is time stamped as being uploaded 10 weeks ago and there's "Halloween" right in the tags.
 
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