💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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And time to start the betting pool on whether this book gets released (not going to say published for obvious reasons).
I kind of hope it does, honestly, because I love bad literature and I'm curious to see how her writing style changed, both over the years (now that she's "been" a rapper/model/artist/what have you) and how she handles first person.

That being said, I wouldn't buy it myself unless it was like the Maradonia books where I found them dirt cheap secondhand.

ETA: Going to be honest with you, if you need Maradonia to feel better about yourself then you're setting some very low standards. Everyone knows it's shit. If you want to read it go ahead, but doing so to feel superior is the worst reason.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
CRUCIAL FUCKING DANGER SITUATION

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I have my doubts that this will ever see the light of day.

Gloria has historically released a ton of content, but ever since the movie hit critical mass and she moved to California there's been a significant lack of follow through. The movie is still in limbo, that music video for "Convertible" is still AWOL, and there's no sign of that inspirational self-help book (or whatever it was) that Gloria said she was in the midst of writing.

This is probably the first and only page she's written of this new series. It's also a curious development that this shows up right as the last Hunger Games movie is released. Publishers are in a frenzy lately to snag what they predict to be the next big blockbuster franchise and sometimes will shell out up to a million dollars for publishing rights.

Curious timing indeed.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Since Prussian generals can read German and love a good tough military tale: Die Abenteuer des Stefon Rudel

sry offtopic ;)
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Thanks... It's... so bad... so beautiful...
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...also I am really impressed, that these had the confidence to get this printed. It feels wrong to kill real trees for something like the Maradonia-Saga (Or "Die Abenteuer des Stefon Rudel"). At least we know they all lost a bunch of money, since they went to a Vanity Publisher - I assume.
 
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autisticdragonkin said:
Is she really a lolcow anymore
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You know she might just be getting out on her own now and the experience is allowing her to slowly cbecome a normal person. She did release a batch of fake and staged pictures like 2 weeks ago and mentioned madrona last week though.

Not really that exciting.... but if another madrona drops it'll be lulz I think.
 
Honestly, she does seem to be slowly developing into a real, normal person. Yeah, she's still doing the fake pics thing, but I think that stems from having to play a role as the happy daughter of a wealthy family for so long, she's still figuring out how to be genuine. I hope she drops another novel soon, but she's so flighty I wouldn't count on it.
 
Gloria Tesch is barely a lolcow at all. The real lolcows are the people on her Facebook and other social media.
 
Yeah, at this point, Waterman's much more entertaining in a "don't eat the paste Billy" sort of way.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
You know what, let's just rename this thread to be about Watermelon and go from there.
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DrJonesHat said:
Yeah, at this point, Waterman's much more entertaining in a "don't eat the paste Billy" sort of way.
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There is a special place in remedial classes for people like him at this point, it's normally right at the back of the class and the desk is facing backwards.
 
To quote a line from The Magician's Nephew,
"Now, the trouble with trying to make yourself stupider then you really are is that you very often succeed."

But in more Gloria-related commentary, she's probably going to block him sooner or later. She blocked Kengle right? I could be remembering wrong.
*EDIT* Yeah, I'm wrong. She hasn't blocked Kengle, don't know why I thought she had.
 
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