💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Muscle Bra said:
Holy fuck. Just like how almost every photo that Glo-Glo posts has been PhotoShopped (or taken from somewhere else) that song is the most completely AutoTuned and ProTooled piece of crap I've ever listened to.

Is there anything about Glo-Glo that is real?
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As far as we can tell, she's never really shown her true self. She's obviously been forced to play a role her whole life, so she may not actually have any idea who she truly is.
 
Gloria Tesch is average and I would not have sex with her.
 

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DykesDykesChina said:
He's a better singer/musician than his offspring:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sVv6RpW0_LM(she just doesn't have any flow at all)
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That's cute that she calls herself Goldilocks despite those thick black eyebrows. Fair play to her, she doesn't delete negative comments. I just noticed I'd left this one a year ago:

Sounds like it was produced with a slide whistle and the Atari ST Speech Synthesizer Program.

She seems to have a merry band of sycophants everywhere, no matter how terrible what she does. Someone actually admitted to liking that horrendous song.
 
Lorento said:
I'll be brutally honest, he's obviously never read past the first five chapters of the first book. The lols dry up after the first five and generally the book becomes a slog to get through because of the terrible and bland description. There are a few to be had for certain but to become obsessed with it's shittiness makes you significantly more autistic than most. Even I,despite my strange obsession for this series, have breaks and certainly don't have the time to ween my way into Tesch's facebook group to leave ironic comments.

In answer to the last sentence, he thinks he's hilarious. No one else does though.
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This.

There is nothing in the Maradonia books to maintain reader interest. Yes, there are moments of blatant insanity, but you have to wade through an endless sea of meaningless filler to get there. It would be much more tolerable (even by bad book standards) if they weren't so obsessed with making the book as long as possible. As soon as they reach Maradonia it becomes this parade of shit we've already read before. We only need to hear about the prophecy once or twice at an opportune moment, but they copy/paste the fucker every chance they get. Joey and Maya's whining goes on repeat. Their "moments of inspiration" are empty and bland. There is no sense of danger because they overcome every obstacle on the first try.

Once the pattern makes itself evident the book becomes really fucking boring.
 
IJustWantToSeeAttachments said:
This.

There is nothing in the Maradonia books to maintain reader interest. Yes, there are moments of blatant insanity, but you have to wade through an endless sea of meaningless filler to get there. It would be much more tolerable (even by bad book standards) if they weren't so obsessed with making the book as long as possible. As soon as they reach Maradonia it becomes this parade of shit we've already read before. We only need to hear about the prophecy once or twice at an opportune moment, but they copy/paste the fucker every chance they get. Joey and Maya's whining goes on repeat. Their "moments of inspiration" are empty and bland. There is no sense of danger because they overcome every obstacle on the first try.

Once the pattern makes itself evident the book becomes really fucking boring.
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Whereas Sonichu is like a Rosetta Stone, proffering endless and darkly amusing interpretations of its shatbit insanity, Maradonia is a Tinker Toy set, the parallels between the fictional world and real life all-too-easily connectable.
 
AnOminous said:
He's more of a lolcow than Gloria.
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Gloria isn't a lolcow per se, more like a tryhard "it-girl" that very few people (and certainly not the mainstream media) are actually interested in.
Waterhead is just trying to be noticed, but since he is basically Kengle minus the things that make Kengle mildly interesting(Buffalo-Cube, Islam, technical incompetence), so no one gives a toss about him.
 
Has she ever once responded to him? This is seriously the least effective trolling ever.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I wonder why she hasn't blocked him yet. Maybe she doesn't read the comments, or just ignores people who aren't kissing her ass.
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I think Glo-Glo (or in this case more likely her "Manager" Gunther) only removes comments if she really has to.
Most of her posts get very little response from anyone but Watermelon and Kengle so removing them would not be in her best interest if she wants to appear popular.
Having public facebook posts with no comments is not #jetset #glam #hashtag, so some autists will have to do.
 
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