💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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melty said:
WHY would you ever want to steal a photo of that? Can her family not afford fruit, now? Or baths? It's a very simple photo she could easily have taken on her own.
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I think I can sum it up in two words: effort and appearances. This could also be a financial issue as they might really be broke and living in a motel somewhere. Nobody really knows and I'd rather not speculate too wildly.

Glo Glo needs to keep up with the appearances that her family is rich, lives in a big house and she jet sets all over. She superficially pretty enough that that alone opens certain possibilities for her. She's done some modelling, has/had a singing thing in her "Goldilocks" persona and she's gotten followers on her Instagram. An ugly or even plain looking girl would not have the same things unless she was super talented or something.

So she needs to continue this by releasing content that shows she's idle and enjoying the good life that the rest of us poor slobs can only dream of. And here's where the other word comes into play. To actually do these things requires effort. Buy, prepare and serve the fruit. Shave her legs which may or may not be something she does all the time. Color the water. Get the right amount of foam. Set up the lighting and finally set up the camera to take the picture. It's so much easier to steal somebody else's work and simply claim it as your own.

Now in her defense I will say this. There is a chance, minor though it might be, that she's done a lot of these things. Maybe she did prepare a bowl of fresh fruit in cream and ate it in the bath but when she took a picture of it using her iPhone it didn't come out nicely, or showed too much of the bathroom in the Motel 6 where she's staying. Who knows. So she searched the internet for a relevant picture and simply said that it was her knowing that the asskissers that follow her would never question her word.

But from what I've seen so far, this is her keeping up appearances. I'm pretty sure that once Maradonia is released into the wild we'll get pictures of the premiere, the champagne reception with everybody dressed to the nines and the after party. Regardless of it's success, it'll be a box office smash according to Glo Glo and we'll see her shooped into pictures from far off places like Prague saying this is where Maradonia is breaking all kinds of box office records. But they'll all be places not in the US just to ensure that the rabble following her have no chance of seeing it or finding out the truth.
 
melty said:
WHY would you ever want to steal a photo of that? Can her family not afford fruit, now? Or baths? It's a very simple photo she could easily have taken on her own.
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She hadn't sucked enough dicks that day to be able to afford a bowl of fruit after Gunter blew all the money she earned on jenkem.
 
I guess you could say that this selfie is for the birds, a-hyuk!

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@VikingBoyBilly turns the weening up to 11

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I hope the bird was just borrowed for the purpose of the photo. I can't imagine Gloria being a very responsible pet owner.
 
melty said:
This is kinda interesting, she claims her mermaid tail was a fan gift.
http://www.gloriatesch.com/mermaid.html
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She has fans in a similar way that Chris has fans. Except that Chris's fans are actually decent people who were willing to help him through one of the worst times in his life with gifts of food and money rather than a bunch of weird creeps who just want into her panties.
 
bradsternum said:
It's better than some student films.

...that's about as high a complement as I can give.
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I had to have dental surgery once to remove some wisdom teeth that were growing in the wrong way. The resulting pain was intense and lasted for about a week or so afterwards.

This movie wasn't as bad as that.
 
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millais said:
I hope the bird was just borrowed for the purpose of the photo. I can't imagine Gloria being a very responsible pet owner.
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Sadly the bird has shown up in several other photos in the past. Amusingly, its name is Kiwi.
 
trip2themoon said:
Except for that skelly left eye she has.
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Well, I wouldn't say that one small feature necessarily--

Uh .... dang. Naw, you're right. It is kind of ... unmoored? Like, floating up her forehead? Kind of an ectopic eye? Plus, when you look at it, it kind of highlights her chunky nose.

You know what's sad? If Gloria was just your average 21-year old, going to college and doing her thing, I wouldn't have thought such things. It'd be cruel to put down someone's looks when they're just taking a casual selfie, and even then, who would I be to judge? But, of course, the reality is that Gloria is trying to portray herself as a number of things that she isn't, and a fashion model is among them. Thus, we are invited to judge. Darn shame.
 
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