ghost sharts - the devil's farts

[Billy Bob Dick]

so I was watching the SOTU tonight, and I felt a fart coming on. When I finally cut it loose, it went something like this:

*phhbbbTbTBTTTbtbtTTTTsplurp* "...oh god dammit"

I could've *sworn* I sharted myself.
Went to the bathroom to check, nothing. I was relieved, but also perplexed. I mean, I could've *sworn*...

anyhow has this ever happened to anyone else?

No, no, of course it hasn't, you bunch of hypocritical fucking liars

 

[Maldemort]

I’ve thought I’ve been actively shitting my pants before and the draws was clean. Guess it was just a thick boo bubble or something