GF masturbates in her sleep? - What can I do?

[George Lucas]

My girlfriend/woman I keep in my house because I have needs will sometimes fondle herself while she sleeps (or maybe she’s not asleep, I’m not sure). How should I bring this up to her? I was thinking of waking her up while she’s doing it but am worried about causing an argument especially at 3 am when I need to write shitposts on A&H the next morning.

It wouldn’t normally bother me but the sounds are kind of irritating. She has an unusually wet cunt.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Sounds like your pretend girlfriend has unsatisfied needs.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Learn to masturbate while she sleeps

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Use earplugs or something so that you don't have to hear her.

Learn to masturbate while she sleeps

That sounds like it would cause more arguments

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Plug her nose and fart in her mouth, if that doesn't get her to stop, well you've learned something new about your "girlfriend"

 

[PonderosaPete]

That sounds like it would cause more arguments

Everyone would be asleep so who would know?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

A lobotomy might help, if she even exists that is.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Xhe's just dilating, bigot.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Your hand is under your own control, so I am not sure what the problem here is.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

join her

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Buy her one of these

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

HA HA
op still sleeps in bed with he's mommy!

 

[Achtung Bitter]

This is very serious, your imaginary girlfriend has a sexual dysfunction.

Confront her, educate that woman. Explain exactly why healthy sexual intercourse is superior to her chaotic behaviour.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

This is very serious, your imaginary girlfriend has a sexual dysfunction

More like a deflation

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

https://youtu.be/7btiHFnOqv4?si=ZYAkwXsbgu1dCM5R

 

[Axiom.]

If she has to "sleep" and you admit you post in A&H, you probably got limp dick.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

Buy her one of these
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i think that domain got hijacked... Maybe

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Invite me over for a few. I'll take care of it so you can shitpost in peace.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

woman I keep in my house because I have needs

You kidnapped someone, didn't you?