Genshin Impact

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I did the TFT event and i find funny how the eremite is so consistently strong in these events that they simply made her a power up instead of a unit... and she's still busted. The summon will stunlock a bunch of enemies out of their super move and her fire rate is fast af.

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why does Mihoyo's games only attract the worst of the worst? Genshin, HI3 and HSR are plagued by the nost degenerate yuri and yaoi fags and ZZZ's community has a massive overlap with BA's community.

it is certainly impressive how bad the problem is

Honkai 3 was a female only gacha with no male self insert protag (it has a faceless captain now lol) and had a lot of yuri bait which lead to westerns to push this bizarre narrative that mihoyo are super progressive lgbt allies and so are their games, while ignoring the part of hoyo has a history of sexaulizing little girls really bad and zzz artists allegedly drew some "problematic" stuff.

This of course continued further into genshin, zzz and star rail as hoyo has consistently baits in them, leading to some people that SWEAR that alhaitham and kaveh are canonically married but hoyo has to hide it from the evil china and is totally not, ya know, the kind of stuff that would get called shameless queerbait 10 years ago.

But Varka X Flins is such a weird ship because Hoyo didn't really go their way to bait, it's only semi-popular because Varka and Flins were the only tall males in nodkrai and there was no other tall males. It's completely mindless shipping for the sake of it.

BTW if anyone is interested in Varka i'll post some info on how his beta went

-Varka is double anemo double PHEC double hex locked and he will do two element damage on field with something like 35 anemo 65 other. This means atk% goblet but elemental goblet of the other one is usable.
-Varka received only one notable change in the beta to buff his skill damage, it was fairly good but still doesn't make him super meta at c0r0. This buff also makes him more hex reliant as the second hex helps lowers his skill cd.
-Varka is not looking super strong right now. Not dehya levels ofc but the doompost is real. You can't trust theroycrafters these days but at c0r0 he is not hitting the lunar ceiling or near mavuika and he has bigger issues.
-Due to team restrictions, Varka's best team is Durin+bennet by a huge margin, providing 2 hex+ double shred and atk+heal. This means he's pratically a fake mono pyro dps who hogs 2 high value supports.
-Varka's sig is a massive upgrade and he has no good f2p weapons. Not even WGS is good as Varka is drowning in atk and needs other stats. His signature gives atk spd + 30 dmg + 30 cd (2 hex). It's actually a much bigger upgrade for him than venti and makes him much more competitive.
-Afaik Varka doesn't actually counter any boss at all. The new mandragora on stygian must be gathred so (on paper) that's a venti check not a varka check. Flins will wreck the duck and skirk the automaton.
-Varka is the only character in the game to get a personal weapon skin for his side sword in his quest and also a weapon skin for his signature weapon. This is the first time the game does this.
-Varka is 2 patches after durin and presumably 2 patches before nicole, meaning it was and still is impossible to predict his best team. And i'll be honest here, the chances of Nicole significantly powercreeping bennet here are low, unless she has a hyper restricted kit, like requiring 3+ hex.

tl;dr: Unless varka gets some stealth drop buffs, he's looking really flawed and restricted and that's a shame cause i'll probably skip him for skirk or Lohen or Linea who are supposed to come next.

edit: I forgot but varka got a slight face model change too. It's very minor but his nose and jaw look a bit smaller.

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edit: I forgot but varka got a slight face model change too. It's very minor but his nose and jaw look a bit smaller.

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MY BOY. THEY GAVE HIM A BABYFACE LITE. What the hell?

Please don't shrink him too, MHY. You gave him a whole ass body model.

His kit sounds like a nightmare.

AAAAAAA FUCK, I'LL MAKE IT WORK. IT'S VARKA TIME.
 
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Don't lose hope varkabros 🙏 She will she save him
It's actually a much bigger upgrade for him than venti and makes him much more competitive
Apparently his sig is a 36% upgrade for varka's DPS, venti only adds 8% -10% :stress: Poor varka badly needs more modern supports (hopefully nichole in 6.6) and a good F2P weapon
 
Why is Cyrene so hated?
I don't like her because she rubs me the wrong way. It may stem with how chummy she's with us with hardly any interactions and how she's presented as Amphoreus Jesus. I actually stopped playing before her patch hit because I knew how they were gonna, as the kids say, glaze her and I didn't want to deal with that.

It's the same issue I have with Aemeath in WuWa. Hell, her story mirrors Cyrene's, down to the time loop shit. It's also no coincidence they're both pink.
In addition to the above, her voice gets super grating after a while. Even in JP. Her constant giggling gets tiresome after a while.
I would also add her gameplay:
>She ONLY benefits Chrysos Heirs (race) units, and do to lore reasons, there won't be any more Chrysos Heir units, unless Hoyo feels generous.
>Gameplay requires you to build/charge up her ultimate, which takes time and can cost you a turn, and even if any Chrysos Heirs benifets her especially Mydei (The Raped lol),
she's EXTREMELY BROKEN with, you guess it REMEMBRANCE TEAM.
Castorice, Evernight, Hyacine because it's not just ultimates, but also summons can speed up her ultimate charge.
>Not gameplay related but both mem-hat and 300$ made me be like "Yea, no thank you."
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Fuck, 6.5 is full of black holes for my wallet. Varka, Flins, Klee and Eula (also Escoffier and Albedo, but I dont care enough about them to try to get them this time).
I hope Varka plays like shit so I can justify pulling Flins instead. Kuki does an okay job with Lauma, but having Flins occasionally thrown in as a trial highlights how much better he does.
 
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That girl ain't raised right. Rover, this is what happens when you become a world traveling jannie with shit degrees instead of parenting your creepy ass daughter wife. Do better!

In non incest related news, I managed to get a guarantee in Genshin so now, officially, IT'S VARKA TIME. And I will pull his weapon too. I do already have Flins sig so losing the 50/50 won't sting.

Also finished Wulin in Enfield and that shit was cringe as fuck. Between a date with green Chinese dragon waifu and running around with annoying cat Waifu, I was only interested in Chen and that other dragon twink (the evil one) because he implied that MC might not have been all that altruistic.

The only annoying thing about dragon twink the evil one is that they were not subtle at all before they revealed him to be evil. Instantly Perlica was like "He has a strange name. He's probably a jeet so we cannot trust him. Let's do a background check"

???? The fuck? Bitch you just met him.

I found this meme that perfectly highlights a lot of issues with the narrative.
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It's astounding how everyone is borderline retarded without MC to tell them how to use a water hose.

How society didn't collapse in on itself without The Holy Endfield Church to lay fucking pipes and pour water will forever be the 8th wonder of the world.

Edit: I caught wind of some ZZZ marketing and I do not know how to feel about this one.

She looks like she stole Jane's bikini skin.
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Another Electric Attack.
CAN YOU TELL WHAT KIND OF THIREN SHE IS?
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Looks like she stole Baizhu's pet snake to wrap it around her tits.

Cissia (that is her name) is voiced by Fairouz Ai in JP which makes me very interested but then again, it's ZZZ and I quit that shit for a reason so...sorry, Ai.
 
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It's astounding how everyone is borderline retarded without MC to tell them how to use a water hose.
A ton of gacha has this issue, it's like in Zelda/Skyrim where the puzzles are written for 8 year olds but it is still hyped up as something impossible for the common man. My only justification is that we just see it as simple because the MC does all the brain work for it to appear that way.
 
Instantly Perlica was like "He has a strange name. He's probably a jeet so we cannot trust him. Let's do a background check"
Based Perlica. I got to that part yesterday. I should've been done with Wuling long ago, but I've been going slowly. I still have a bunch of character stories to do, but I brought civilization to the Valley IV heathens.

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This of course continued further into genshin, zzz and star rail as hoyo has consistently baits in them, leading to some people that SWEAR that alhaitham and kaveh are canonically married but hoyo has to hide it from the evil china and is totally not, ya know, the kind of stuff that would get called shameless queerbait 10 years ago.
keep in mind genshin is people's first gacha, and by extend hoyo games in general. those demographics always stick to what's most popular.

I wouldn't care either except they do this for literally every new patch update.
yeah, well, if every patch is like that... (for the record 3.1 didn't blow me away as much either, but wuwa has a good run all the way back to 2.2 and before). 2.8 was weeb-loveletter honami and the official japanese waifu, 2.7 was the absolute kino end of rinascita's arc with fenrico getting his porsche etc.

you also need to look beyond and look what else is out there for comparison, both story-wise and game related. western games (media in general) are a pile of dogshit, can't even remember a big release besides E33 that made news due to it's story. that leaves eastern games which is mostly gacha.
then look at the presentation, ffs 3.0's story was 3 hours normal playtime, that's almost as much having to buttonmash through some genshin event story no one gives a shit about. 6.0 main story was fucking TEN hours. even the best story gets stale fast if you annoy people.

It's astounding how everyone is borderline retarded without MC to tell them how to use a water hose.

the water thing was also an issue for stockade, wulin city could fix it but didn't want to.

but ngl, kinda ballsy making perlica behave like some HOA karen.
 
keep in mind genshin is people's first gacha, and by extend hoyo games in general. those demographics always stick to what's most popular.
Genshin really did a great job of introducing players to the genre, beforehand it was mainly mobile png slop.

It's really amazing how the Japs seemingly thought that the genre would never evolve and were left in the dust.
 
Neo Artifacts, a strategy game gacha, just released and I wanted to give it a try because the character designs and art direction is really pretty but fuck me with a cactus, appearently the game is a hot load of garbage and naturally global is being shafted.

Aw man.

Let's look at some cute and holy heterosexuality to cheer me up.
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Shipping is retarded but this is very cute. I can almost Unironically get behind this.

Credit: @tscamver
 
Pulled Yao and her LC in HSR, got enough pulls to guarantee Sparxie and her LC, so got an elation team going as soon as she comes out

4.0 in general was pretty fun, it had a much better start than 3.0 did
 
Why is Cyrene so hated?

In the Japanese dub, she has a high pitched fake voice, and the very first thing she says at the start of the Amphoreus arc is "this will be a romantic story". It comes off as cringeworthy. Fortunately after that, Mem is your pink pikachu who just says "mem mem mem!" like a Pokemon, and is tolerable. Around half way through the arc, she starts talking with normal words, so the high pitched fake anime girlfriend speak comes back. Flashbacks reveal that she was actually a human girl in love with Phainon, but then near the end of the arc she begins simping for you instead. But the Amphoreus arc already began with a scene aboard the Astral Express where you have to pick between two love interests (Kafka, or Firefly), and we didn't need another to throw into a wrench into that. The finale of Amphoreus has the universe get wiped out but then Cyrene deus ex machinas it back, and it just lost me there. Fortunately she is gone... for now.
 
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