Genshin Impact

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Donkey Kongus said:
If you’re a fan of any character who isn’t in an Archon Quest, then it’s nigh impossible to find any merch that isn’t a standee.
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Unless it's the sea slug smurfs or "not koroks" those two got little some decent albeit blind box figures. harder to get non-super deformed style ones of the former though unless you want ones that literally aren't even in the game like the KFC promo figures.

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Words cannot fucking describe how relieved I was that immediately after finding out this goofy thing existed that there were SEVERAL people in the US selling theirs off for a lot cheaper than what the ebay sellers wanted.
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One of the few pieces of genshin merch I have and I have no fucking regrets displaying the KFC delivery smurf on my shelf.

I know this post was like 2 months back but I was scrolling through pages and saw it.
 
The Lawgiver said:
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One of the few pieces of genshin merch I have and I have no fucking regrets displaying the KFC delivery smurf on my shelf.
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That's a really neat display piece. The NotSnorks really grew on me while I found the NotKoroks irritating. The scene where freaking Childe is running away from them got a good chuckle.

That said, I would have preferred it if Sigewinne actually looked like a Melusine instead of a human cosplaying as one.
 
Clancee said:
The NotSnorks really grew on me while I found the NotKoroks irritating.
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I liked both because it added characters that didn't just use the standard player model and they had kind of interesting backgrounds to why they exist. I call them smurfs instead of snorks because despite being underwater dwellers like snorks they pull fromt he smurfs more aesthetically with their simple cloth type of clothes and huts and the fact a lot of them are blue-ish.

Note the smurf-hut esque structures and vaguely forest-like aesthetic to the cave compared to the snork society which is all domes and shit.
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Clancee said:
That said, I would have preferred it if Sigewinne actually looked like a Melusine instead of a human cosplaying as one.
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Same here but they at least gave an explanation for why and how that happened. It's 100% doable to have a playable one just like it's 100% doable to give scaramouche his OG outfit going by the model swap mods I've seen people do of the game where the characters still move normally when people do those swap mods. Holding out hope that someday the more wacky npc races get playable characters that actually look like members of that race without strings attached.
 
Dollar Store Sentai said:
My big question is why 2B made a resurgence since the game is almost 9 years old at this point.
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Apparently 2025 was 15 anniversary of NIER so square marketed 2B again and pushed crossovers and stuff. Nikke, Naraka, stellar blade, freaking call of duty (???), etc. Might've have brought normies to search her in +18 sites all again.

The real question is how the hell Nero is in the list. Not only is he the only male, he's the only DMC character and we had netflix dmc. I guess someone waited until 2025 to request/make a bunch of nero porn or maybe players are uploading Nero combo MADs on Pornhub.
 
The Lawgiver said:
I liked both because it added characters that didn't just use the standard player model and they had kind of interesting backgrounds to why they exist.
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Admittedly I'm biased because the NotKoroks had an infamously long unvoiced quest (at least at the time). That said I did like the event where you got a statue of one for the teapot, even if I never use it. I think it's the one where Yoimiya shows up.

LucasSomething said:
(Why is the slime the top searched genshin impact character?...)
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:lossmanjack:

And here I thought slimes are only used as a part of tentacle fetish porn.
 
LucasSomething said:
btw, good news for the wutherers, more freegems and gacha discourse coming
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Genuinely I'd like to know how Wuwa won this time. I mean compared to all the other games it isn't as acclaimed, was it for the same reason as why Genshin won over Sonic?
Anyway I heard Genshin gives out primos even for nominations so it doesn't really matter too much, one win is enough. Figured I'd play Wuwa after I finish my new PC build.
 
Apparently some retard made 50 accounts to give Genshin a win to WuWa.
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They still lost btw.
 
L.V. Danslalune said:
Genuinely I'd like to know how Wuwa won this time. I mean compared to all the other games it isn't as acclaimed, was it for the same reason as why Genshin won over Sonic?
Anyway I heard Genshin gives out primos even for nominations so it doesn't really matter too much, one win is enough. Figured I'd play Wuwa after I finish my new PC build.
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WuWa is an extremely fun and excellent game. It's a much more streamlined Genshin with a fantastic story and beautiful environmental design. It's highly imitative of Genshin but it's just a shitload more fun to play and adventure in because the combat has more depth and the open world has a whole lot less climbing and time wasting in its puzzles. 1.x is pretty good but once you get into 2.x it's a peak experience; the antagonist of 2.x is one of the most unique and oppressive enemies in any game I've played. The characters are cooler and there's a lot less loli creep shit than Hoyo games. You're going to have a fun time with it.
 
estacks said:
WuWa is an extremely fun and excellent game. It's a much more streamlined Genshin with a fantastic story and beautiful environmental design. It's highly imitative of Genshin but it's just a shitload more fun to play and adventure in because the combat has more depth and the open world has a whole lot less climbing and time wasting in its puzzles. 1.x is pretty good but once you get into 2.x it's a peak experience; the antagonist of 2.x is one of the most unique and oppressive enemies in any game I've played. The characters are cooler and there's a lot less loli creep shit than Hoyo games. You're going to have a fun time with it.
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Speaking of WuWa. Their current subreddit is enjoying their win while being dogpilled by Dispatch, Silksong and the E33 community.
 
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