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Does the game ever actually go into detail what kind of alien bubonic galaxy plague that is slowly killing Firefly?
I'm pretty sure she goes into it eventually. The army/kingdom/planetary union either gave them a drug or gave them the cure to the disease caused by the armor so they couldn't go rogue and overthrow the kingdom. Then got their shit kicked in by the Swarm
 
Omg finally fucking done with Penacony. Idk about everyone but it felt like a really long quest, my god.

What was even the point of the bomb scare? It was just fireworks and Hanabi being a massive troll. Granted, troll Hanabi is amusing as fuck but the whole bomb thing was basically just more cringe shipping.

I sincerely hope 3.0 got a better story with less annoying characters.

Also the POV changes felt excessive.

Edit: Also finally got Tingyun. Now I'm only missing Gallagher and Sushang of the 4*. I happened to get Sushang on my half-assed alt account in my first literal pull but the chicken bitch refuses to graze my main account.

No Sunday though. I guess my hatred of Father Chicken Neck is too strong. But then again I'm at 30-40 pity and won my last 50/50 so....
 
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Genshin has the same thing, where 95% of the references and memes are in the original chinese text. All those funny achievement references? Exactly the same in CN. The brainrot is within MiHoYo
I was frowning about that too, but then it hit me... no one is gonna play the game in 10 or even 20 years (most likely), so any outdated references to pop-culture and other zoomerspeak won't matter anymore.

Aether is straight
not according to fujos. that's why you play loom, she can dick both with her futa cock without turning it gay.
 
It's gonna be hard to beat wukong and elden ring but lets all pray your gacha of choice wins so we can get more freemogems

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Voting for Gacha. Greedy mini whale needs John Lee and Neuvi. And Fugue and eventually firefly.

No Sunday still but I am very happy with Aventurine. Normally I don't give a hoot about meta, hence why I made sure to get Jing Yuan before Sunday but fuck boy is really such a blessing to have. I can't believe how less headache inducing he made the Kafka boss fight.

He also blows every other preservation unit I have out of the water.

Edit: I found out you can hit the billboards that follow you around. That's very cathartic. On the flip side I'm running out of quests so I suppose I'll eventually have to Yolo on Kentucky Fried Faggot.

Of course it can be circumvented by raising my Trailblazer level.
 
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So, detractors. You didn't believe in me. You naysayed. Yet, it's my time to laugh. Just look at this shit
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I had 55 into weapon banner for quite some time. 15 rolls into it I get a five star. It was Skyward Blade, which I did not posess before(now Bennet has it). Now, various stalkerchildren would be full of doubts by that point. "It is statistically rational to stop testing luck while it's still can be considered a win" is what normal people whould say to themselves. You know what I though? Spoiler: none of that gay shit. There was an unrelenting question in my mind:

CAN A PLAYA WASTE A FATE POINT?
And the picture above happened on my third ten-roll. Now I must thank our chinese developers deeply from my heart for implementing fate points and for cutting them in half almost right to the point when I've needed them. And the funniest thing is that it's not even the whole story.

First thing first I went to leveling my new stuff up. Ended up having most of the resources needed on hand. Missed like few of these and few of that. Both domains I needed are actually opened. Convenient, ey? Two Fontaine clears and I get enough for one. Go to Monstadt and the first clear I get five purple fangs. At this exact point I say: "Fuck it" and start to roll for Neuviletts C1. And at this point I wasn't really counting rolls. Had just 20 since the last 5 star, and that one was on-banner.
Five ten-pulls in I get him. And that's mostly it.

Now, a bit of seriousness. I completly understand I got incredibly lucky. I wrote it for entertainment purposes and hope it won't motivate anyone to roll on everything they have and then compulsively spend money because of the sunken cost. It's almost guaranteed you won't get as lucky.
 
Logged via phone just to see if the banners had come out, saw they had, did a single ten pull and fucking won my first 50/50.

For a second, I feared I'd get Tortelini or another Dehya or heaven forbid, another Qiqi.
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Time to grind for Neuvi so he can link up with John Lee. Yeehaw!

Considering I won a 50/50 here and on HSR, I think I may have used my luck for the next five banners or something.
 
So, detractors. You didn't believe in me. You naysayed. Yet, it's my time to laugh. Just look at this shit
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I had 55 into weapon banner for quite some time. 15 rolls into it I get a five star. It was Skyward Blade, which I did not posess before(now Bennet has it). Now, various stalkerchildren would be full of doubts by that point. "It is statistically rational to stop testing luck while it's still can be considered a win" is what normal people whould say to themselves. You know what I though? Spoiler: none of that gay shit. There was an unrelenting question in my mind:

CAN A PLAYA WASTE A FATE POINT?
And the picture above happened on my third ten-roll. Now I must thank our chinese developers deeply from my heart for implementing fate points and for cutting them in half almost right to the point when I've needed them. And the funniest thing is that it's not even the whole story.

First thing first I went to leveling my new stuff up. Ended up having most of the resources needed on hand. Missed like few of these and few of that. Both domains I needed are actually opened. Convenient, ey? Two Fontaine clears and I get enough for one. Go to Monstadt and the first clear I get five purple fangs. At this exact point I say: "Fuck it" and start to roll for Neuviletts C1. And at this point I wasn't really counting rolls. Had just 20 since the last 5 star, and that one was on-banner.
Five ten-pulls in I get him. And that's mostly it.

Now, a bit of seriousness. I completly understand I got incredibly lucky. I wrote it for entertainment purposes and hope it won't motivate anyone to roll on everything they have and then compulsively spend money because of the sunken cost. It's almost guaranteed you won't get as lucky.

Since you got Neuvi's C1 what are your thoughts on it, especially compared to getting a new unit or another unit c1? On all types of comps too, freeze, hyperbloom, carry, etc. I heard the resistance only pops after the beam is out so you gan get smacked early in the animation.

Not that i don't like his C1 but i've had a bit of a change of heart on citlali and there are rumors arlechino will be next patch too so i kinda want mavuika, citlali and arlechino. I only have 250~ rolls saved so maybe i should really save my guarantee for a new unit over a c1 lol.

I dont trust my luck to win three 50/50s in a row.
 
I pulled and got Zhongli and Neuvillette without losing a 50/50. Then a friend convinced me to burn the primos I would have burned losing the 50/50 on the weapons. So now I have their weapons too.

Guess I'll be grinding for the rest of the month to make them useable.
 
I was thinking compiling this pull along with Wuwa second banner. I may as well.
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Not shown in image, there were 30ish intertwined fates including saving and converting from dust. Fischl, Heizou and Dori all get C6 during this pull. Yaoyao appeared one time, so only C5.
Note to self, maybe having Navia on field while pulling Neuvillette is not a geat idea. Tears were shed.
Really reconsidering "life choice" hard between Citlali, Arle or Clorinde. I have Arle's sig and Mistsplitter reforged coping for Clorinde. I prefer shooty gameplay from Clorinde more than usual melee. Arle melee is quite huge though. Depending how well my artifact farming will be by then.

Lets say I'm good, crit damage from Neuv signature weapon is really nice. That 91% Cr.Rate is from Hunter set, otherwise it's 55% normally. And I'm using HP goblet, not Hydro bonus.
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I can finish off Tenebrous Papilla boss before its elemental shield for one shot mechanic even starts. Neuv+Sige+Nahida+Kuki.

C1 Neuvillette is very nice. Free first damage bonus stack so easier to maximize his passive for damage more. The interruption resistant is excellent, you can face tank lots of boss normal attacks without flinching around. Except long animation one like spinning attacks from Ruin guards, dendro chicken boss or dendro Snorlax.
He can finish his charge attack all missiles from all Ruinguards from this area.
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what are your thoughts on it
I did not test it much so far. But, do you remember these spin attacks big hilichurls and ruin guards can do? While charging and firing he doesn't stagger from those. And his passive gets on-line faster, if that matters.
 
Not that i don't like his C1 but i've had a bit of a change of heart on citlali and there are rumors arlechino will be next patch too so i kinda want mavuika, citlali and arlechino. I only have 250~ rolls saved so maybe i should really save my guarantee for a new unit over a c1 lol.
If you are pulling Citlali she's a shielder and will hold cinder so in Neuv team she will be a budget Xilonen that provides a shield so you wouldn't "need" his C1 anyway. If you have Xilonen or want comfort, that's what his c1 is for.
 
Finished the Rappa story. What a weird...thing. It's kinda hard to take seriously when the main villain looks like a Sanrio mascot. In fact, the whole thing felt like a joke quest and sequel bait.

Also I too am sick and tired of ninjas and monkeys and bananas.

And as much as I like Rappa, what is her character? Rap is not her gimmick, it's grafitti and ninjas. The game also makes it apparent that she's legitimately psychotic. The ninja shit is a giant delusion to cope with torture porn experiments. The marketing does not reflect that at all

Anyway I worked my way to 70 pity. I did the dumb thing and looked at the pattern for my rolls.

Evidently I win one 50/50, then lose, then usually grind my way to a guarantee, then win another, lose and grind to guarantee. Considering I won the last time with Chinese Thor, I'll lose the 50/50 for Jesus Chicken.

Granted it all comes down to RNG. Saw a screen shot from someone who apparently once pulled Robin twice in one ten pull so there's no pattern to it at all beyond the pity system.
Hell I might actually win a second 50/50, who knows. Think that has happened once with Feixiao and Rappa.

Besides I can always rely on the simulated universe and end game content if I lose.

I sincerely hope The Herta and Aglaea have their banners run concurrently with characters I don't want or don't need currently so I can skip without going "Okay but s/he is here and I might as well grind"
 
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