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Kulee Baba said:
I mocked him when he decided to get into wrestling. And I thought his appearances on lower indie circuit wrestling were awful and a mockery to the medium of wrestling.
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Damnit I was wrong, conglatuations for getting into the NXT James "Stephanie" Sterling.
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Please tell me this was a make-a-wish segment and this down syndrome, teletubby looking bong isn't an actual wrestler? I can feel the power of Scott Steiner flowing through me and it is compelling me to say just one thing.
 
RiversideKoi said:
I only got into wrestling about two years ago, and up until now have been fairly commited to RAW. Really enjoying AAA. Never have seen TNA, did watch some old ECW stuff and AEW revolution 2000.
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Early TNA is infamously awful.

One early show had a midget whacking off in a trash can in a backstage skit.
 
The Hungry African said:
Please tell me this was a make-a-wish segment and this down syndrome, teletubby looking bong isn't an actual wrestler? I can feel the power of Scott Steiner flowing through me and it is compelling me to say just one thing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
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I need to send Scott that promo on social media and see if he'll react to it live. I want to see his horror at who theyre trying to put on air in modern wrestling.
 
Samuel Fuller said:
One early show had a midget whacking off in a trash can in a backstage skit.
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Jesus lmao. Is TNA any better now? I don't even know where it airs. I've seen clips of a midget that bust out a gun in i think WWE during attitude but thats about it. I hear midget wrestling is pretty funny though
 
The thing about Oba is he's not made for wrestling. Do I think I could kick his ass in a fight? Hell no, but that doesn't necessarily mean that he's a good wrestler. I've always been extremely bored of "Big guy is big but can't wrestle for shit" wrestlers.
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They have their places in wrestling, but there's a reason why Heyman never pushed guys like 911 or Big Dick Dudley to the main event and why they floundered when they left ECW and tried to prove him wrong elsewhere.
 
Even Reddit is saying that the new NXT fat kid looks like a butch lesbian. He'll have to change his look, shave his head or something.

EVIL is being presented pretty much the same as he was in NJPW. He should do fine in WWE if they just leave him like that. The only issue I can see is that he actually isn't that big of a guy compared to a lot of the roster. He looked fairly big compared to the NJPW guys because he's barrel chested like Ishii but I don't think he's even 6 feet tall and he's only around 200lbs. Could be hard to get him over as a legit threat if most of his opponents are towering over him.
 
RiversideKoi said:
Jesus lmao. Is TNA any better now? I don't even know where it airs. I've seen clips of a midget that bust out a gun in i think WWE during attitude but thats about it. I hear midget wrestling is pretty funny though
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It isn't much better. Nowadays they are getting big-brothered by WWE, so all the top TNA people get punked out by NXT chumps, and the creative is awful, as is TNA tradition. The only upside is that Vince Russo is not involved with the company anymore.

Russo is head of creative (and camera hog in backstage shit segments) for Jugglo Championship Wrestling, and his booking and general presence makes the promotion deserve to go back to their original name, Jugglo Championshit Wrestling.
 
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Kulee Baba said:
I mocked him when he decided to get into wrestling. And I thought his appearances on lower indie circuits were awful and a mockery to the medium.
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Damnit I was wrong, conglatuations for getting into the NXT James "Stephanie" Sterling.
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Giving the new guy a couple of minutes to explain who he is and what he's about is the right idea, and the promo itself is fine I guess. It's impossible to take Mason Rook seriously when he looks like that. Lose some weight, style your hair, don't dress like a middle-aged dyke. Do something to stand out positively.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Jesus Christ dude, get to the fucking point already. WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS it's like a left wing meme.



I kept waiting for the joke to come and then realized he's playing his angle entirely straight. Which is really fucking stupid when you look like a particularly large bulldyke. Nobody finds you intimidating. Nobody will ever see you as some sort of legitimate threat. Your gimmick is DOA.
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if you are going to be FAT and i dont mean big like Vader or Bam Bam you have to be a badass like Samoa Joe not a fat sack of shit like Eddie Kingston or Kevin Owens. Let that dyke looking fatass beat the shit out of Shawn Michaels, Cm Punk or whatever the fuck not talk like a tard.
 
The fat NXT guy needs a beard. He might've pulled his current look off if he had been allowed to keep the mullet but as is, he looks like a Subaru lesbian.

Fat guys need some sort of athletic background to be opposing. Vader was a former NFL lineman, Mark Henry was a strong man. You can't just be a big tub of goo and expect people to take you serious as a pro wrestler. You're essentially just Paul Walter Hauser.
 
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Jeff Dunham said:
The fat NXT guy needs a beard. He might've pulled his current look off if he had been allowed to keep the mullet but as is, he looks like a Subaru lesbian.

Fat guys need some sort of athletic background to be opposing. Vader was a former NFL lineman, Mark Henry was a strong man. You can't just be a big tub of goo and expect people to take you serious as a pro wrestler. You're essentially just Paul Walter Hauser.
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Sad thing is that it looks like he's actually a good worker. There's a few videos knocking around of him in the indie fed he was in before signing with WWE and he's smooth as fuck.
 
yeah ngl I was sorta looking forward to Danhausen getting over like a wet fart in lolwwe and immediately shipped to AAA where he could be in a fun company
 
trent said:
Even Reddit is saying that the new NXT fat kid looks like a butch lesbian. He'll have to change his look, shave his head or something.

EVIL is being presented pretty much the same as he was in NJPW. He should do fine in WWE if they just leave him like that. The only issue I can see is that he actually isn't that big of a guy compared to a lot of the roster. He looked fairly big compared to the NJPW guys because he's barrel chested like Ishii but I don't think he's even 6 feet tall and he's only around 200lbs. Could be hard to get him over as a legit threat if most of his opponents are towering over him.
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Pull a.kane.get q mask and repackage him. He's getting roasted in every comment section
 
Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr. said:
You just want AAA to Suckhausen.
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AAA has magic powers, like when Marty The Moth was reborn as Marty The Shaman, when he (per Vampiro) "went out in the desert and did a bunch of drugs" then he had the power of a bag of mystical fumes, and he'd have his tag teammates huff from it and they'd get a power up (because shamans do buffs in mmos)
 
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