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I'm still surprised that Sheamus has been in WWE for over 15 years, and may make it to 20.
Sheamus started out as a weightlifting buddy of Triple H and they've been good friends ever since. Which explains the ridiculous push Sheamus got early in his career when he was awful. He's not going anywhere until he retires.
 
Sheamus started out as a weightlifting buddy of Triple H and they've been good friends ever since. Which explains the ridiculous push Sheamus got early in his career when he was awful. He's not going anywhere until he retires.
Kiss trips ass get a push. Can marks twll me how Vince was worse? Esp when pushing his faves led to drawing and trips faves have been killing tbe ratings
 
Steroids are a helluva drug.

He's been there 10 years and I still had to look that up, and I went oh he's the Asian jobber with the fat dude. 10 minutes from now that's all I'm going to remember about him.
I remember he was the guy who wasn't Tajiri or Kota Ibushi (yes kids Kota Ibushi) in the cruiser weight tournament then wasn't he someone's boyfriend like Dana Brooke?
 
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Sheamus started out as a weightlifting buddy of Triple H and they've been good friends ever since. Which explains the ridiculous push Sheamus got early in his career when he was awful. He's not going anywhere until he retires.
It always did make me laugh that Sheamus had a reverse career in WWE. He started out at the very top and then you fast forward to today and he's doing what he should have been doing in the beginning of his career, which is having lower card feuds and desperately trying to win the US title.
This is just going to be sad. I don't even think people are going to get laughs out of this I think they're just going to turn to each other and say Jesus I remember when that guy used to be...
Kiss trips ass get a push. Can marks twll me how Vince was worse? Esp when pushing his faves led to drawing and trips faves have been killing tbe ratings
It's even worse with the women. Look good, get a push. I'll probably get neg reacted again, but I watched last night and I still don't see what everyone sees in Vaquer.
You guys should meet me halfway and at least admit that she shouldn't be holding one of the two biggest belts in women's professional wrestling in the world at this stage of her career. Hopefully she's another Sheamus and she's having a Benjamin button career as well.
Maybe if they would have waited a year to put the belt on her and let her finish her English lessons so I can understand her better on the mic, or if they would have given her better feuds or something. She's not clicking for me.
She's got a south American ass and everyone likes watching her do her finisher, that's all I'm seeing. Even the horns and cake face look dumb to me.
 
She gives people an erection and her finishing move is face fucking other women into the mat. It's not complicated.
The fact that this woman is walking around with a fucking belt and they're wasting Kairi and she's getting towards the end of her career without one bugs me.
Asuka winning the belt and then Kairi betraying her so she can get a title shot sounds like a way better angle to me than watching some ESL butterface dishwasher's fat shitter go up and down.
 
This is just going to be sad. I don't even think people are going to get laughs out of this I think they're just going to turn to each other and say Jesus I remember when that guy used to be...
I'll watch the match if someone clips it but my expectations are going to be pretty low.
 
I'll watch the match if someone clips it but my expectations are going to be pretty low.
Yeah I'm still going to watch it afterwards but I don't even think I'm going to laugh at it. Sabus last match was like that and I didn't even know it was his last match at the time. I remember watching it and going wow this is fucked.
I'm going to be watching the sandman who is older than my mom would be, after a lifetime of CTE and alcoholism rocking his brain drunkenly roll around with himself in thumbtacks and other stuff that's going to fuck him up?
I don't want to see that, it's pathetic. Mark my words we are watching one of the last matches that the sandman is going to have, in my opinion. He's either going to be dead or diagnosed with some kind of tragic brain problem soon.
 
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I'll watch the match if someone clips it but my expectations are going to be pretty low.
If nothing else, Sandman is at least aware he's an entrance more than a wrestler. I don't think he's had a match go longer than his entrance in a decade.

My expectation is "I'm getting paid how much to walk out to Metallica one last time?", and I'll be disappointed if the actual match is longer than 5 minutes.
 
If nothing else, Sandman is at least aware he's an entrance more than a wrestler. I don't think he's had a match go longer than his entrance in a decade.

My expectation is "I'm getting paid how much to walk out to Metallica one last time?", and I'll be disappointed if the actual match is longer than 5 minutes.
I'll be sad if a match that is a drunk rolling around on glass by himself goes longer than 5 minutes.
 
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