General Wrestling Discussion

[RasterTatth]

The amount of fans who will fly to Saudi and probably do something fucking retarded because they feel they MUST go to mania. Holy shit I can't wait for this. Motherfuckers gonna end up in Saudi jail because they felt they HAD to go see Taker vs Shawn 3.






wrestler might have done a suicide

 

[Temu Glock Switch]

Anderson and Gallows are even less deserving of the HOF than Michelle McCool and The Rock's grandma. That's saying a lot, too

There's a baseball twitter account that I like called "MLB Hall of Pretty Good" which categorizes the best of the rest. Gallows and Anderson would go in the wrestling equivalent to that.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The amount of fans who will fly to Saudi and probably do something fucking retarded because they feel they MUST go to mania. Holy shit I can't wait for this. Motherfuckers gonna end up in Saudi jail because they felt they HAD to go see Taker vs Shawn 3.

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One good thing about the Saudi shows is the royals will get the best seats, so you won't have to look at that gormless twat in the green t-shirt not reacting to anything.

 

[RasterTatth]

Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s daughter grave dancing

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s daughter grave dancing

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She did it fo' Da Rock..

 

[Kermit the Frog]

The amount of fans who will fly to Saudi and probably do something fucking retarded because they feel they MUST go to mania. Holy shit I can't wait for this. Motherfuckers gonna end up in Saudi jail because they felt they HAD to go see Taker vs Shawn 3.

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The Saudis try to keep Western tourists to certain areas to avoid issues like that. I really doubt they'd want a bunch of wrestling fans wandering around the country. And I'm guessing they'd have WrestleMania at King Fahd Stadium, which they're currently renovating to hold 70,000 people in the stands, plus all the seats they can put on the field. So it's going to a massive show and the way they throw money around they'll get whoever they want to show up. Good or bad, it's going to be entertaining.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

The Saudis try to keep Western tourists to certain areas to avoid issues like that. I really doubt they'd want a bunch of wrestling fans wandering around the country. And I'm guessing they'd have WrestleMania at King Fahd Stadium, which they're currently renovating to hold 70,000 people in the stands, plus all the seats they can put on the field. So it's going to a massive show and the way they throw money around they'll get whoever they want to show up. Good or bad, it's going to be entertaining.

Y'know what, I now support Saudi-Mania, solely to see Meltzer seethe at a potential new All-Time Attendance record and to see how he'll try to downplay it.

It's not like Saudi shows haven't allegedly been packed on the orders of some Saudi Prince...

 

[trent]

One good thing about the Saudi shows is the royals will get the best seats, so you won't have to look at that gormless twat in the green t-shirt not reacting to anything.

You just get a bunch of obviously completely disinterested lads in dresses with tea-towels on their heads looking at their phones instead.

 

[RasterTatth]

So it's going to a massive show and the way they throw money around they'll get whoever they want to show up.

I assume in the years since the Saudi prince has at least learned what wrestlers are dead or not. Hopefully.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

There's a baseball twitter account that I like called "MLB Hall of Pretty Good" which categorizes the best of the rest. Gallows and Anderson would go in the wrestling equivalent to that.

I want a hall of jobbers, my inaugural class would be The Mulkeys, Iron Mike Sharpe, Dwayne Gill and Cougar Jay and for the lulz Ken Raper.

 

[trent]

I assume in the years since the Saudi prince has at least learned what wrestlers are dead or not. Hopefully.

The jawas demanding a bunch of people who had been dead for decades to show up on their first PPV was hilarious.

They don't actually give a solitary shit about anything TKO puts out there but they will payroll any amount of WWE and UFC events because Yankee Rock and Roll American Bluejeans stuff is seen as the height of sophistication in their shithole country.

 

[Blackstar]

TMZ reporting that Lawler had a stroke last week.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

The jawas demanding a bunch of people who had been dead for decades to show up on their first PPV was hilarious.

I still say they should have given Fauxkozuna a real shot

 

[trent]

I still say they should have given Fauxkozuna a real shot

Didn't they randomly trot out Akebono for 30 seconds during a Battle Royal at one of the Saudi shows?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Didn't they randomly trot out Akebono for 30 seconds during a Battle Royal at one of the Saudi shows?

not sure about that but they did have a non-specific sumo guy at one

 

[trent]

not sure about that but they did have a non-specific sumo guy at one

After doing a couple of searches it seems it was a guy who competed in (low) Juryo at one point under the name Hishofuji.

That's pretty much the like them having a pro-baseball themed wrestler who spent his entire career in AAA ball. The Saudis probably just saw a guy wearing a mawashi making his way to the ring and presumed it was Yokozuna returning from beyond the grave and that's why they popped for him.

WWE are making a fortune on these shows but they may as well be running empty arenas when you see the crowds bemusement to most stuff. They haven't a fucking clue. I barely know the current product and i'd still show more enthusiasm for it than Junior Vice Crown Prince Abdul Abdulaman would.

I hate double posting but the Saudi shit really bothers me.

Making the women wear power rangers suits because Suliman Bin Bollocks can't control his urges is bullshit. These desert savages are trying to pretend that they are part of the civilized world but Alexa Bliss or whoever showing an ultimately harmless bit of cleavage causes an international incident with them.

I have a lot of respect for the WWE women who refuse to work these shows but they honestly shouldn't be put in that position in the first place. These are professional performers, even if some of them are a bit shit. In a lot of cases they've made just as many sacrifices as the male talent to get where they are.

Treating them like mythological sirens is crazy stuff. Seeing a hint of Rheas side boob will cause riots in the street. The commoners will be demanding fair and free elections once they see Bayleys big 'ole dumper.

 

[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

Didn't they randomly trot out Akebono for 30 seconds during a Battle Royal at one of the Saudi shows?

No he was at WM 21 and beat Big show in a worked sumo match.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Fuckin kek. Vince focusing on families made the WWE a billion dollar enterprise. I guess I shouldn't be surprised a Shapiro is saying Vince didn't do good enough.

It's funny how (((they))) see catering to families as a bad thing while they jack up prices and sell out the biggest show of the year to a country 95% of fans won't travel to. Maybe Tony Kahn('s dad) can buy WWE after TKO sells it off in another 5 years when they drain as much money as they can out of it.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

my mom got me and my brother in law tickets for Cenas as last appearance in Boston in November as a Christmas gift actually kinda felt bad because both tickets were $250 each, but my mom insisted but im still happy even if its not his very last match dude was one of my childhood heroes, seats are far back but in terms of the garden its not a big deal

 

[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

I'm going to Survivor Series idrc. I'll sit in the nosebleeds and wear opera glasses if I have to.