General Wrestling Discussion

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Watching some random old promos and got hit with this gem; "Saw a woman psychiatrist, she said I was OCD; One Cool Dude"

Savage was so fucking funny.
 
ForgedBlades said:
Rhea Ripley is disgusting and I would not have sex with her.
Click to expand...
why should I care about what a homosexual says about the attractiveness of a woman?

The Nothingness said:
Well I was half right. Maybe Finn snapping will happen later on.
Click to expand...
they really did my boy dirty, his recent career is jobbing to the zesty undertaker even with help from his stable mates.

I'm thinking either demoted back to NXT (again) or released entirely, he has been utterly cooled off by this booking
 
ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni said:
Rhea confirmed trans by noted doctor and world leading CEO
View attachment 6758112
Click to expand...
The Rhea is actually a troon people are bonafide retarded
IMG_8679.jpeg
IMG_5567.webp
IMG_8680.jpeg
IMG_8682.jpeg
IMG_8683.jpeg
 
Nicholas II of Russia said:
WWE Money in the Bank CM Punk vows to defeat John Cena - WWE (720p, h264, youtube).mp4

What is your favorite promo made by WWE of all time? (To make it a little harder, don't mention the Monster Daniel Bryan promo for WM30.)

Mine will always be this one, the intense drama and the music when following all of what happened in those last weeks in the company made for an intense and legendary rivalry. Whoever made this I hope he got a well deserved raise.

Have this rivalry ended in MITB, this could've been the perfect storyline, but for a brief period of time in that horrendous year that was 2011, WWE made a masterpiece of a storyline.
Click to expand...
The Undertaker's promo counting down his past Wrestlemania victories, specifically the version hyping his match against Randy Orton.
It did a great job painting him as a dominant monster who ran through his past foes, when most those matches were boring slogs. The moment that really stuck with me was the part where they show Big Boss Man being hung from the cell and they had in a scream to make it all the more chilling. Later versions made sure to cut out that part, which stinks because it helped sell the idea that facing Taker at Wrestlemania was basically a death sentence.
 
Nicholas II of Russia said:
WWE Money in the Bank CM Punk vows to defeat John Cena - WWE (720p, h264, youtube).mp4

What is your favorite promo made by WWE of all time? (To make it a little harder, don't mention the Monster Daniel Bryan promo for WM30.)

Mine will always be this one, the intense drama and the music when following all of what happened in those last weeks in the company made for an intense and legendary rivalry. Whoever made this I hope he got a well deserved raise.

Have this rivalry ended in MITB, this could've been the perfect storyline, but for a brief period of time in that horrendous year that was 2011, WWE made a masterpiece of a storyline.
Click to expand...
I was lapsed from.2002 to 2016 but for modern stuff I'd go with Cody's final AEW promo (RIP Codyverse)
Cena burning down the roman empire (I'm here because you can't do your job). Amazing that Roman was able to live this down and succeed years later
But all time, nothing beats Bret's heelturn
 
Nicholas II of Russia said:
What is your favorite promo made by WWE of all time? (
Click to expand...
Granted I stopped regularly watching WWE in 2017, but this is my favorite from before that period:



Nicholas II of Russia said:
Have this rivalry ended in MITB, this could've been the perfect storyline, but for a brief period of time in that horrendous year that was 2011, WWE made a masterpiece of a storyline.
Click to expand...
Also, literally and unironically me. One of the best nights of my life. Fuck CM Phil now though. Yeah I know just doxxed myself on KF idgaf at this point.

Untitled.jpg
 
Last edited:
I am very tired and bored, so I have decided to share Jay vs Mark Briscoe in some random Delware indy show. (HCW Mandatory Suicide, circa 2006.)

Neither had wrestled for almost a year at this point, and both were allegedly drunk and nearby, found the show, and were legit frustrated with eachother so they decided to violently beat the shit out of eachother.

It’s a tad bit intense. Enjoy.
 
Nicholas II of Russia said:
Nicholas II of Russia said:
WWE Money in the Bank CM Punk vows to defeat John Cena - WWE (720p, h264, youtube).mp4

What is your favorite promo made by WWE of all time?
Click to expand...
Click to expand...

So many good one liners in there:
Pink and black tights...what the he'll is that all abt bret.

The sexy boy the boy toy kicked you ass back to Canada

I don't dance son!

Think abt like this bret you can finally go home, and get a little peace of mind bc you will know you were indeed beat by a real man!
 
Nicholas II of Russia said:
View attachment 6763395

So apparently the Bucks are babyfaces now and are trying to enter a feud with Jack Perry. :story:

Good luck trying to make this duo of assholes look sympathetic in any way.
Click to expand...

They are working towards Perry joining Moxs shitty faction and i presume a returning Omega is going to be the one to take the belt off Mox with the Bucks and someone like Garcia that they are trying to build up as his back-up.

The Deathriderz thing is utter shit and they need to have Kenny utterly fucking bury them. The whole angle is that they are trying to "destroy AEW" so have the most elite of the Elite embarrass them and put the whole dogshit angle to bed.

Everyone in the faction is so much better than the nonsense they are doing now. It's literally just WCW-level run-in after run-in for any match or angle they are vaguely involved in. There's only so many times you can watch them stomp down whoever before it means nothing.

They do the spot where Marina attacks/fronts up to a good guy who refuses to attack her so he gets sneak attacked by one of Moxs guys every single fucking week.
 
Nicholas II of Russia said:
View attachment 6763395

So apparently the Bucks are babyfaces now and are trying to enter a feud with Jack Perry. :story:

Good luck trying to make this duo of assholes look sympathetic in any way.
Click to expand...
Why should anyone watching NJPW even care about this shit? Don't they have their gay youtube show anymore?
 
trent said:
The Deathriderz thing is utter shit and they need to have Kenny utterly fucking bury them. The whole angle is that they are trying to "destroy AEW" so have the most elite of the Elite embarrass them and put the whole dogshit angle to bed.
Click to expand...
Having the Bucks "save the company" after being part of the previous top heel faction that was against the company is also all kinds of stupid. It's like they want the storyline to play out when the Four Horsemen turned face just because the New World Order was now the major threat.
 
crunchy bits are the best said:
That and trying to draw more people to watch them in the first place. Are these clowns even doing something about the continuous decline of people attending their shows?
Click to expand...

I like the Bucks but i can acknowledge that their established audience has been religiously watching AEW since day one and they make up a decent part of the 500K~ a week and that's never going to increase.

No new wrestling fans are discovering them because they've been around for so long already. Genuinely generational talents but with a really low ceiling of people who want to see late 2000s/early 2010s US style high flyers.
 
ForgedBlades said:
Why are they doing angles for storylines on AEW TV during a NJPW PPV that approximately zero people watched?
Click to expand...
Tony is a smark. Tony also seems to think that it is still 2015 and that NJPW has a presence in the online smark space. It does... As the place AEW got a bunch of it's stars from. Anyone that the "internet community" jerked off willingly from that era has either retired, gone to WWE for a big payday or done the same but with AEW. Nobody posting on r/SquaredCircle or willingly watching WhatCulture top ten lists is asking for a Master Wato run in AEW. Nobody engaging in tweet chains that tell you the "deeper layers to Finn and why his losing streak is a meta narrative" is honestly going out of his or her (implying) way to watch the NJPW Tag Team League. NJPW is COLD in the West that even DDT has a greater reception in the current smark fandom.

But to Tony, he's almost collected together his personal 2015 - 2018 era "Best of" collection. Soon his fed will finally match what he felt was the true wrestling experience... 10 years late. Trends in the industry have changed since than. Assuming AEW is powering on by 2028, Khan will have finally caught up to 2022 programming and will have slapped a title on 51 year old Sheamus.
 
chiropractic gynecologist said:
she just had bad genetics
Click to expand...
Listening to her style of music will do that to you.
Which makes me wonder why Trips isn't doing the same for Rhea's NXT goth/scene counterpart Gigi Dolin.

Nicholas II of Russia said:
What is your favorite promo made by WWE of all time?
Click to expand...


To me, the promo feels like a culmination of the Attitude Era stars having a cataclysmic endgame. What follows next, an epilogue for the most successful era of wrestling, and a slow road towards Ruthless Aggression.
The recap the following night on RAW was also just *chef's kiss*.

 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom