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Let's check in with our friends at the bingo-hall indie fed Circle 6 and see what those scamps are up to:


 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Nia Jax is terrible. She's fat but not strong, can't talk for shit and can't even move well for a fat person. Only on the roster and champion because she's Rock's cousin

As much as I hate Owens, he's at least agile for a fatty. Vader and Earthquake were fat but strong as shit. She can't do anything
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Nia "Botch Machine" / "My Vag" Jax. A good example of wrestling nepotism.
EscapeVorkuta said:
Most people stopped watching AEW when CM Punk was fired. I stopped watching AEW when CM Punk debuted. I don't know how anybody could take that guy seriously after his shambolic performance in UFC.
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I remember having a good laugh when Punk lost on both fights. So much for acting like a tough guy. At least Moxley was right about Punk having a fragile ego and body.
 
Feels like we're moving along much more naturally with this 2 hour time slot for Raw. I'm just glad they've come to their senses and eliminated the third hour.
 
Nicholas II of Russia said:
Well, he did make Jungle Boy look like a submissive bitch in the footage. So at least there's that going for him.

Nobody takes Jungle Boy seriously after that, no matter how much AEW tries to make him look good.
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Jungle Bitch may have stood a fighting chance if he wasn't constantly playing with his hair. I can't believe Tony Khan-man tried repackaging him as a "modern" Raven. LOL.
 
EscapeVorkuta said:
Jungle Bitch may have stood a fighting chance if he wasn't constantly playing with his hair. I can't believe Tony Khan-man tried repackaging him as a "modern" Raven. LOL.
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Wait, is that what this "scapegoat," driving around in a short-bus is supposed to be?
 
Thank God it's not Sami. I don't even care about his politics I just straight up hate his gross ass beard.

It fucking cut out when Cody came to see Gunther

FUCK YOUUUUU USA NETWORK. I'm glad I don't legally stream your shitty ass programming. Guess there's a downside to the hour cut.

I wanted some cheesy stupid banter and Gunther to throw some disses. I'm pissed.

Also LOL at everyone on Twitter expecting Goldberg to run out and 'help' Sami.



EscapeVorkuta said:
Most people stopped watching AEW when CM Punk was fired. I stopped watching AEW when CM Punk debuted.
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Neighborhood Janny said:
As goofy as it was on the surface, the bracelet was a key component in the later portion of the feud. Drew shoving the broken beads into Punk's mouth only to have the same done to him was a great storytelling device. Silly and goofy? If you don't go to the deeper meaning, yes. But if you go to the deeper meaning behind that bracelet (sentimentality from the bond a man and his wife share as partners), what it represents when it is no longer on your wrist (akin to kidnapping the one you love the most and hold dear), and the lengths a person will go to ensure the return of that bracelet (protecting what you love, even if it means you have to go through hell and the most tortuous trials). In that sense, it fits the blood feud themes perfectly.
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I feel like that's a bit of a stretch given his fucking dog's name is on it (yes I know, 'loved one'.)
And didn't Seth steal it, too? If you're going off of what you said, that sort of cheapens the supposed emotional oomph.

I'll give them full credit for making it compelling, as folks were definitely into it, but it's still daffy shite and on the same vibe as fighting over a Japanese shampoo endorsement.
 
The anal beads were over for me brother. Dumb? Yes. Petty? Yes. Funny? Absolutely. It was an odd device to focus so much attention on, but I liked how they stuck with it and it even had a payoff. I genuinely lol'd when Drew poured them out of the bag during the Hell in a Cell match and when Punk shoved the beads down Drew's throat. Truly modern-day Shakespeare.
 
THE STRESS said:
The anal beads were over for me brother. Dumb? Yes. Petty? Yes. Funny? Absolutely. It was an odd device to focus so much attention on, but I liked how they stuck with it and it even had a payoff. I genuinely lol'd when Drew poured them out of the bag during the Hell in a Cell match and when Punk shoved the beads down Drew's throat. Truly modern-day Shakespeare.
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I laughed when I realized that this Home Alone gag was supposed to be the big finish.
Drew almost paralyzing himself on the steps made me stop laughing
 
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