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I have very important news, lads.
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Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Day ending in Y.

So, how massively in debt must he be if he’s still trying to work despite getting hurt this frequently? Especially on WWE’s lighter style…
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The rumor I heard is he fucked himself pretty hard by buying up some properties to turn into rentals around the Chicago area right before COVID hit and they made it illegal to kick tenants for not paying rent. Which is ironic really when we know how much of a lefty Punk portrays himself as and probably subscribes to the "eat the rich" and "kill landlords" mentality.

I think with WWE his ego also came into play, he was terminated from AEW and with Vince gone he figured it'd be easier to work himself in with HHH, and finally get the main event he was denied during his last big run. I think a triceps tear usually puts people out of action like 8 or 9 months after surgery, assuming it's not a work.

Karma Khan said:
Is Punk a vegan or something? How the fuck is he so fragile he can't wrestle one match without getting injured.
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Punk was never a natural athlete, that can go a long way to helping you avoid injuries. He was a skinny-fat kid motivated to try to be better than his alcoholic dad and even after he made it in wrestling, he never bothered to really push himself to maintain a better level of fitness. He hasn't been hitting the gym as hard as he should after he came back to wrestling both in AEW and WWE either.
 
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Does Shotzi still drive that stupid looking golf-cart 'tank' to the ring? Because that's a pathetic gimmick. Degeneration X's jeeps were less embarassing. I dunno, maybe really little kids like it.
 
CyrusHowler said:
Did you not watch the Rumble?


In other news, doesn’t look torn to me brother.
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Dude.. he looks like he's got an old lady's fat wing going on there. What the fuck, Phil. Do some curls. Lay on the floor and lift some dumb bells, because I know if you try to do it on a weight bench your stupid ass would tear both your shoulders, and pecs at the same time. Do SOMETHING. Curls some bells while sitting on the toilet. SOMETHING SO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD BE A STAR.
 
I don't watch much WWE outside the big five, but I watched the Punk/McIntyre promo and I cannot believe how unbelievably fucking based Drew came off. Give this man a title.
 
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