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It's not looking good, Codybros...

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trent said:
Jericho might have thought that Goldberg beating him was PPV-worthy but it wasn't about who he was beating as far as the audience was concerned, it was about the streak.
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It's why I said he was being pragmatic. Ignoring the parody that he's kinda become here and now, Jericho back then was a highlight of Nitro and he had 'I want to see that guy get throttled' heat. It's why that feud with Malenko was so good and had a great payoff.

I think it could've been a good PPV spot and I can't begrudge Jericho for wanting to make some money out of it (assuming he would've made some $$$ being on a PPV vs not.)
 
In one years time Cody will be sitting back stage at a show, in full Stardust makeup, drinking straight vodka out of a stainless steel coffee mug, thinking about this moment where everything went horribly horribly wrong.

The only reason he isn't getting the 'dust gimmick right now is because he is moving insane amounts of merch. As Trips cools him off and those sales start to drop that future comes closer and closer.
 
I liked this first 17 minute of Dynamite with all the promos. But seeing what is on menu for the rest of Dynamite? Yeah, no.
 
CognitiveDeficiency said:
The Ospreay/Mox/Finlay portion was hilarious because Ospreay made a low key joke about Moxely's alcoholism only for Mox to basically go "fuck it" snag a drink, dab on the other two guys and walk off leaving the brain dead retard and eternal jaboroni to slap at each other.
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Mox looked like shit. Was he in withdrawal? Between the smacking the gum so hard that the vein on his temple was throbbing, the twitching and the sweating he looked looked rough.
 
Troon Me Loose said:
Mox looked like shit. Was he in withdrawal? Between the smacking the gum so hard that the vein on his temple was throbbing, the twitching and the sweating he looked looked rough.
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Yeah, that's why Ospreay was busting his balls about not being able to drink, but then Mox just grabbed an Asahi Dry and walked off anyways lol.
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ForgedBlades said:
It's not looking good, Codybros...

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Dwayne vs Rock is Elimination Chamber. H wants to entice the foreign market. Think about it. Cena was at both MITB in London and Crown Jewel in Saudi. They put big names on these foreign papes. It makes sense to do it there to make Roman look unbeatable. More unbeatable than he did last year.

Rock is going to get Solo away from Roman. Jimmy will be too busy feuding with Jey into Mania cuz you know damn well they wanna do that Uso vs Uso mania match.
CognitiveDeficiency said:
In one years time Cody will be sitting back stage at a show, in full Stardust makeup, drinking straight vodka out of a stainless steel coffee mug, thinking about this moment where everything went horribly horribly wrong.
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The only reason he isn't getting the 'dust gimmick right now is because he is moving insane amounts of merch. As Trips cools him off and those sales start to drop that future comes closer and closer.
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Your name is very fitting.
 
CognitiveDeficiency said:
Yeah, that's why Ospreay was busting his balls about not being able to drink, but then Mox just grabbed an Asahi Dry and walked off anyways lol.
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It was a non-alcoholic Asahi Dry that Osprey offered and he took. I'd have thought that Mox would be over withdrawal by now. How long ago was he in rehab?
 
herefortheactualthreads said:
is she jewish as well?
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Technically, by rules of Judaism, if the mother is Jewish, so are the kids. No such thing as half-Jew.

BlueArmedDevil said:
My brother in Christ are you honestly expecting reporting ethics from pro wrestling journalists?
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Fixed.

Kaizer Ghidorah said:
Only faggots block people
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Yeah, but the bigger faggots are the ones that continually seethe over users whose posts they seem autismally incapable of just scrolling past.

herefortheactualthreads said:
he also hates sneezing because he can't control it.
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Legitimately my favorite Vince quirk.

XYZpdq Jr. said:
[Enter Sandman intensifies (but not on the replays)]
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See, if it were AEW, Tony Kahn would buy the rights to Enter Sandman and play the full thing on television literally every time Sandman came out, purely to flex his daddy's money.

CognitiveDeficiency said:
The guy refuses to read because he thinks reading is a form of mind control.
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I was going to say that this sounds too wild to be true, but then I remember someone in New Japan (it might've been Nakamura) talking about how Ibushi's father owns an electric company in Japan and his family is so rich that their house has an elevator in it. So I guess I can see how a trust fund kid could find a way around having to read anything ever, and being able to create some bullshit justification that alludes to him being more enlightening than just about every other human being in the developed world.
 
beautiful person said:
I was going to say that this sounds too wild to be true, but then I remember someone in New Japan (it might've been Nakamura) talking about how Ibushi's father owns an electric company in Japan and his family is so rich that their house has an elevator in it. So I guess I can see how a trust fund kid could find a way around having to read anything ever, and being able to create some bullshit justification that alludes to him being more enlightening than just about every other human being in the developed world.
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He can read, and I was kind of simplifying a quote from an interview he gave. To paraphrase he says that when he tries to read books it confuses him how people can create these worlds and ideas that don't actually exist, how the people that read these ideas internalize them and apply the abstract concepts presented in them to the real world, and how that is like a magic which controls minds. So he doesn't trust books or people that write them.
 
CognitiveDeficiency said:
He can read, and I was kind of simplifying a quote from an interview he gave. To paraphrase he says that when he tries to read books it confuses him how people can create these worlds and ideas that don't actually exist, how the people that read these ideas internalize them and apply the abstract concepts presented in them to the real world, and how that is like a magic which controls minds. So he doesn't trust books or people that write them.
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That is some serious brain worms.
 
CognitiveDeficiency said:
To be fair I only remember it because my meathead brother used to say something kind of similar.

Also I miss Kevin Kelly, his DESTIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO was soulful and this new guy has the most generic soulless voice imaginable.
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Cant help but think of this
 
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