I love getting piss drunk on Friday after work and watching old wrestling. I love getting stupid drunk for the WWE shows on Saturdays too.
I'm joking really, Vince is insane in a good way. That story of yelling “I’M AN AMAZING DANCER FOR A WHITE MAN" to JR in the car and stuff like thinking sneezing is a sign of weakness is why I love him. WWE does still suck since the late 2000s/early 2010s I'd say. Whenever they started doing the Susan G Komen/Be A Star PR crap.
The story of Vince not knowing what a burrito was until he was in his 60s always makes me chuckle.
My brother and I were hanging out watching NXT this week talking about going to Mania this year but decided against it. Instead we went halfsies on a kegerator and agreed to keep it at my house, splitting the cost of getting a keg every time we need a refill. It should arrive on Tuesday so hopefully we should have it set up in time for NXT next week. Getting drunk and watching wrestling with my brother is the most fun I have in my boring little life.
I do that with my best friend since childhood for every WWE PLE. Not so much a keg, just drinking whatever and watching it. So much fun. It even makes boring Seth Rollins matches bearable.
The story of Vince not believing that people found Asian women attractive legit made me lol.
Were you inspired by AEW's resident Lil' Nigga doing this?
yeah it's not like he had a lack of dumb ink, but this is actually worse than Cody's OC decepticon cutie mark on his neck
Jesus Christ Darby - if I wasn't sure he'll be either crippled or dead by the time he's 40 with all the Stupid Fucking Bumps he takes, I'd be worried about him.
Him being in total awe of Scott Hall as he told him the idea for Razor Ramon because he'd never seen Scarface is another one
Cody's neck tattoo kinda made sense, since he is a mark for video games, had just formed a promotion with another mark for video games, and at the time his ring attire kinda looked like Bryan Fury's. I can definitely imagine that the origin story for Cody's terrible tattoo began on a night off in Japan when Cody and Kenny were playing Tekken instead of drinking and womanizing like normal human beings instead of millennials.
He is also going to take four months off in 2024 to try and scale Mount Everest. Lil Nigga has a shoot deathwish, but I honestly can't hate him since he is way more interesting of a person than most people his age.
Darby is one of many people in AEW who’s more entertaining outside the ring, and for once it’s not for Lolcow reasons.
Oh no, I totally remember mocking the guy's shitty Original America Decepticon Do Not Steal cutie mark, him getting it on the side of his neck was just the chef's kiss
iirc although there is still a risk of death most Everest climbing is just a tour group these days?
BUH GAWD THE COFFIN DROP
Well aren’t you just the coolest.
