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Legendary manager Paul Ellering made an appearance at NXT Takeover: The End as it seems he will be managing a new big-man tag team. Let's see if his promos will be like what they were when he came back to WWE in 1998.

 
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Didn't Ellering freeze his eyeballs in the Itid... Idit... Very cold dog racing contest? Can he still see?
 
Sc4rface said:
Didn't Ellering freeze his eyeballs in the Itid... Idit... Very cold dog racing contest? Can he still see?
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Most of the great wrestling managers are actually completely blind. They use their various props to disguise their radar devices, like Paul Bearer's The Urn, Jim Cornette's The Tennis Racket, Paul Heyman's The Cell Phone, and so forth. Captain Lou's Rubber Bands In His Beard was actually an early prototype of HAARP technologies.
 
So I heard that there's a guy in NXT named Oney Lorcan. They might as well have just called him Neva B. Over.

Jesus fucking Christ. I'm running through all of the colossally lame developmental names throughout the years (Briley Pierce, Lucky Cannon, Chilly McFreeze, Sweet Papi Sanchez, Bill Ding, Kassius Ohno) but I can't think of a single one that is quite as unpleasant to human ears as Oney Lorcan.

Here's a rule of thumb to all you budding WWE creative members out there: when you think of a name, take a moment to reflect and try to imagine the name on a marquee outside of a huge venue advertising the main event of Wrestlemania. Imagine you're looking at a page listing previous WWE champions. Then try to imagine your wrestler name on said marquee or list of champions and then ask yourself, "is this at all believable?"

In the case of Oney Lorcan, the answer is emphatically no.
 
Nice that Ambrose walked out with the belt, but ppv sucked tbh. Cena and AJ was alright, the ladder match was fun but the whole building a structure out of ladders was goofy. Reigns and Rollins wasn't that great, but Ambrose cashing in was cool, even though I sorta expected it.
 
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Nice that Ambrose walked out with the belt, but ppv sucked tbh. Cena and AJ was alright, the ladder match was fun but the whole building a structure out of ladders was goofy. Reigns and Rollins wasn't that great, but Ambrose cashing in was cool, even though I sorta expected it.
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I was surprised at how many people liked the Reigns/Rollins match. I think that the fact that the liked the ending and the cash in is making them think the match was good, but I thought that their match was a boring, disjointed mess. Don't get me wrong, I liked the fact that Reigns lost (mostly) clean, and that Ambrose cashed in, but the match itself was bad. The only good things on the show were the Ladder match and the Styles/Cena match, both of which didn't really live up to the hype tbh. Not a bad show, but I don't get why people are saying it is a great show.
 
So WWE goes from having a number of injured stars to having a number of stars getting arrested. First it was Jerry Lawler now reports are surfacing that Paige got arrested after an altercation with her boyfriend. And for those of you who don't know, her boyfriend is Alberto Del Rio!
 
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