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Maybe the reason the game hits delays is they have to keep animating Audrey's movements and it just breaks the engine every single time.
 
The year is 2065. The Playstation 9 is set to come out this year, but bots have hacked into the pre-pre-pre orders and taken up every one. The Knicks have finally won the NBA finals after a strange set of rules created a decade prior allowed for weapons to be used in the game. A single surviving member of the AEW roster is shuffling his old feet at some retirement home in Boca Raton as he hears a knock on his door. Jungle Boy carefully adjusts his loincloth and opens the door, seeing a copy of the AEW game at his feet with a note. "This is the only copy we managed to produce for the PS4. Please enjoy, Yukes". He blows the dust off his system and inserts the disc. A single tear falls from his face as he reminisces. All those matches, all the fans, Tony's insane cocaine binge that led to it all crumbling down. He hits the start button. He enters the first game as himself for the title. He loses immediately due to weird glitches all relating to Audrey Edwards. "This game fucking sucks!" Exclaimed Jungle Boy, as he throws his controller in disgust and slowly shuffles back into the kitchen to his meal of mashed potatoes.
 
captkrisma said:
The year is 2065. The Playstation 9 is set to come out this year, but bots have hacked into the pre-pre-pre orders and taken up every one. The Knicks have finally won the NBA finals after a strange set of rules created a decade prior allowed for weapons to be used in the game. A single surviving member of the AEW roster is shuffling his old feet at some retirement home in Boca Raton as he hears a knock on his door. Jungle Boy carefully adjusts his loincloth and opens the door, seeing a copy of the AEW game at his feet with a note. "This is the only copy we managed to produce for the PS4. Please enjoy, Yukes". He blows the dust off his system and inserts the disc. A single tear falls from his face as he reminisces. All those matches, all the fans, Tony's insane cocaine binge that led to it all crumbling down. He hits the start button. He enters the first game as himself for the title. He loses immediately due to weird glitches all relating to Audrey Edwards. "This game fucking sucks!" Exclaimed Jungle Boy, as he throws his controller in disgust and slowly shuffles back into the kitchen to his meal of mashed potatoes.
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PlayStation 9 isn't coming out until 2078, faggot.
 
captkrisma said:
...and they announced more delays are expected to work on polishing the game. 2023 release is more realistic.
Almost a year since the last update and they showed only two more characters. At this rate they will be complete with the game around 2nd quarter 2065.

New title as well:
AEW: Developed Forever.
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The way things are going, the AEW game will be in development hell longer than Duke Nukem Forever.
 
captkrisma said:
...and they announced more delays are expected to work on polishing the game. 2023 release is more realistic.
Almost a year since the last update and they showed only two more characters. At this rate they will be complete with the game around 2nd quarter 2065.

New title as well:
AEW: Developed Forever.
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Which drops first, Half Life 3 or the AEW game?
 
I got footage of the new AEW game

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>tfw you put your company in the red to make a game on par with 2k20
 
Chaos Theorist said:
I mean he is the reason Daffney was blacklisted from ROH...
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Well he was cheating on her when she was doing her tryouts for WWE. From what I heard he told her that Gabe didn't have any room for her and then broke up with her so he could continue to fuck Tracy.
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Interesting. I knew Punk was a slut, but I didn't know he was cheating on girls before moving on to the next one.
 
If hadn't already burned that bridge, I think Punks political takes would bar him from ever sniffing the WWE hall of fame.

Shit they forgave Ultimate Warrior, let Hogan come back from niggergate, inducted the Steiner's, but Punk is certified toxic.
 
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