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Blackstar said:
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Long lost Holly cousin.
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Lip Glossary said:
I didn't even think about it that way. He started something with a guy half his size that just finished up a match where he went through the windshield of a car, which was real glass, before the guy could even catch his breath.
Did Child Mutilator Punk who was completely fresh and not gassed use that to his advantage and take a swing? Of course not. Allegedly having MMA training, not being blown up and being twice a guy's size and he STILL had to quickly apply a headlock and wait for other men to break it up because he was still scared that if he swung he might get dog walked.
He has got to be the biggest twat in wrestling and there are still middle aged men who unironically and unapologetically eat his ass harder than I would eat Emma Stone's ass. :story:
I will never understand why adult men openly mark out so hard for a mediocre guy who's a fucking pussy in real life.
Fella went on a fucking RANT at the media scrum and dragged the EVPs through the mud and started shit when they went to confront him about that half hour of very public disrespect, but one inside baseball line from Luke Perry's son and fragile Phil has a meltdown yet again like the BPD woman he is.

I have ZERO doubt in my mind that these same guys who drag conservatives because Cornette does it are the same reason why most female wrestlers are creeped the fuck out by the fans.
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It's worse than that, CM Punk did throw a punch, or at least shoved him hard, and then immediately went for the rest hold on Jack Perry, likely out of fear of Jungle Boy shattering his glass bones. Although in Punk's defense, I don't think calling him "completely fresh and not gassed" is accurate, the man has less stamina than people twice his age.
 
Buckaroo said:
It's worse than that, CM Punk did throw a punch, or at least shoved him hard, and then immediately went for the rest hold on Jack Perry, likely out of fear of Jungle Boy shattering his glass bones. Although in Punk's defense, I don't think calling him "completely fresh and not gassed" is accurate, the man has less stamina than people twice his age.
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I feel like any guy who's physically fit at all with any kind of experience would be able to take him in a fight. I think if a random guy who had a small amount of boxing experience in his teens or twenties would be able to cover up and let him punch himself out, and one good shot to the gut would completely fold him up.
He is the softest guy in the world and I just realized why so many people still like him and it's because he makes them feel like they can be wrestlers too, since he's a complete pussy.
 
Lip Glossary said:
I feel like any guy who's physically fit at all with any kind of experience would be able to take him in a fight. I think if a random guy who had a small amount of boxing experience in his teens or twenties would be able to cover up and let him punch himself out, and one good shot to the gut would completely fold him up.
He is the softest guy in the world and I just realized why so many people still like him and it's because he makes them feel like they can be wrestlers too, since he's a complete pussy.
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I think the vast majority of wrestling fans could easily handle him, including the children. He's never been in shape and he cracks under zero pressure. The only thing that ever made him relevant was his poor man's version of a Raven promo and even back then he didn't have the stamina to deliver it standing, he got so tuckered out he had to sit down for it.
 
Buckaroo said:
I think the vast majority of wrestling fans could easily handle him, including the children. He's never been in shape and he cracks under zero pressure. The only thing that ever made him relevant was his poor man's version of a Raven promo and even back then he didn't have the stamina to deliver it standing, he got so tuckered out he had to sit down for it.
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Seriously though, has he never heard of a stair climber machine in his fucking life? I remember in high school they made us run the bleachers until we felt like we were going to fucking DIE. Even now at 38 and losing weight, my go to exercises have been cardio based, because I'd rather have a healthy heart than be buff. It seems like he worked on the couple of muscles like biceps and chest that would look good in the ring and fucked everything else off. My girlfriend and I have drunken play fights where we actually pick each other up off the ground that last longer than he does in the ring, and neither of us are tomato red afterwards.
 
Lip Glossary said:
He is the softest guy in the world and I just realized why so many people still like him and it's because he makes them feel like they can be wrestlers too, since he's a complete pussy.
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even as someone who enjoys Punk this is definitely true, I prefer to suspended disbelief when im watching particularly during his matches, because if he were to actually go out there against Roman in a shoot fight, he would be in for the greatest ass whooping a Polynesian has ever given in history, just look at the UFC matches
 
Caddo Cobgang said:
even as someone who enjoys Punk this is definitely true, I prefer to suspended disbelief when im watching particularly during his matches, because if he were to actually go out there against Roman in a shoot fight, he would be in for the greatest ass whooping a Polynesian has ever given in history, just look at the UFC matches
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In a shoot fight against Roxanne Perez, who goes out there looking like the make a wish kid following Raquel Rodriguez to her matches, I still wouldn't bet on Punk.
 
Kermit the Frog said:
You can tell Roman is holding back in these segments. There's so much material to work with on Punk and the worst thing Roman has called him is old. They're trying to make Roman the heel of this feud by informally bringing the Bloodline back together but Punk bringing up a dead dad for no reason makes him the bigger asshole. Roman should call Punk an impotent cuck for being married for a decade and not getting his wife pregnant but instead treating a little rat dog like a child, as an example.
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Bearded, impotent cuckold who can't actually fight, doesn't fuck his wife, treats a purse dog like a child, rolls it around in a stroller while wearing pink slippers, gets over on social media by constantly whining and dressing it as "speaking truth to power"?

No way. CM Punk is to modern era, terminally-online losers (who will actually pay WWE's ludicrous new prices) what Steve Austin was to Attitude Era fans. He is absolutely the ideal baby face for the current day wrestling fan. When Punk was actually a fresh face I said "If this greasy crybaby ever becomes a major face in the company the entire wrestling industry is dead." I can't believe how right I was.
 
Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr. said:
His health issues flared up, allegedly had a leg amputated.
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trent said:
Yeah, he's in pretty bad shape at the moment supposedly.

Even back as far as when he was still wrestling in early days TNA he was fucked. Think he had kidney failure or something back then that ended up retiring him.
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Allegedly? Supposedly?
What are you guys going to 9/11 truther his fucking leg? :lol:
Simple Curiosity said:
Bearded, impotent cuckold who can't actually fight, doesn't fuck his wife, treats a purse dog like a child, rolls it around in a stroller while wearing pink slippers, gets over on social media by constantly whining and dressing it as "speaking truth to power"?

No way. CM Punk is to modern era, terminally-online losers (who will actually pay WWE's ludicrous new prices) what Steve Austin was to Attitude Era fans. He is absolutely the ideal baby face for the current day wrestling fan. When Punk was actually a fresh face I said "If this greasy crybaby ever becomes a major face in the company the entire wrestling industry is dead." I can't believe how right I was.
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In this past year I went from having AEW on in the background for noise that I would occasionally look up and watch for a little bit, and I was invested in WWE.
Over the past year, it has switched. I'm invested in AEW and I don't even watch Raw or smackdown live anymore, we wait about an hour and a half after it starts streaming because we fast forward through so much of it.
That company is going in the toilet again just like it did during the sUmMeR oF pUnK and unfortunately Vince isn't there to pump the brakes this time. Vince wouldn't always listen to the fans when it came to putting someone over, but when ratings and buy rates were down he knew to take the title off of a mother fucker. Triple H likes to double and triple down because he's a fucking idiot who hates the fans because we never got behind him like we did for Daniel Bryan or LA Knight.
 
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