General Wrestling Discussion

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

I actually have become a fan of his podcast, but I can see how it isn't for everybody. But yeah, he really does come across as a genuine dude to me. He knows that he was a lower/mid card guy who got the chance of a lifetime and kind of blew it, and he fully owns up to it being entirely on him for being fired from the WWE as well.

His video on why he didn't sue the WWE is legit.

 

[Bullet Club]

So have we ever gotten the answer to the age old question asked by Sinbad time and time again on various youshoots: How big is Batista's dick?

Melina knows.

 

[CyrusHowler]

CyrusMyJewishWife'sBlackSon?

If you’ve only been here a week, you couldn’t have known about the Jewish Wife joke.
You’re someone who’s been here before with an alt account.

Also Sam Irvin has left WWE

That sucks. The way she announced The Bloodline, Imperium and Cody was always fantastic.

I listen to Bret Hart.

Well there’s your mistake.

Bron is dimes, hes going to be in Codys spot in a couple years

Idk about that but definitely will be in the main event scene.

Also, someone called him a midget even tho he’s 6 feet tall.

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

If you’ve only been here a week, you couldn’t have known about the Jewish Wife joke.

It gets brought up in this thread, a lot. Any lurker is going to notice

Also, someone called him a midget even tho he’s 6 feet tall.

I have stood next to him at ringside and even in boots there is no way he is taller than 5'9"
Imagine being Bron Breakker. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. You feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. You take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being Bron Breakker

 

[Kulee Baba]

Well there’s your mistake.

I don’t see how it’s wrong to think bodybuilding aesthetics shouldn’t really weigh into the merits of a wrestler. As long as a wrestler looks like he can kick the average person’s ass their body is fine.

Steve Austin wasn’t perfectly ripped & shredded in his prime years. As long as they look something like on Austin or Hart’s level they’re fine. That the wrestlers should be big guys is what Hulk wanted

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

he has to be one of the most unpleasant weasely little shits on the planet
in the span of forty seconds he said he never watched wrestling until he was BRAVE JOURNALISTING and that he also saw it and how it was going downhill over time
and this is current in response to that Netflix VinMac thing, so he's had decades to get his story straight

Phil Mushnik reminds me of John Stossel, these two "journalists" deserve one another due to their hatred of pro wrestling.

 

[trent]

Solos Bloodline will probably fuck Jey out of the IC Title to get him back on reasonable terms with Roman and Jimmy, there going with Bloodline vs Bloodline at Survivor Series, also Cody vs Roman III will happen at some point but the Rock will interfere and there will be no winner to get heat on the Rock and to set up Roman vs Rock at WrestleMania

Imagine actually being even vaguely interested in this utter fucking twaddle.

Samoans are the worst thing to ever happen to wrestling. A bunch of charisma-vacuum shitters with 5 moves between the whole lot of them.

They'll run WWE into the ground if they keep pushing this shite.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Imagine actually being even vaguely interested in this utter fucking twaddle.

Samoans are the worst thing to ever happen to wrestling. A bunch of charisma-vacuum shitters with 5 moves between the whole lot of them.

They'll run WWE into the ground if they keep pushing this shite.

Last week when Dynamite was back in it's prime spot it did less views than NXT.
The week before all three AEW shows combined together did less than NXT.

If you can't see which company is being run into the ground right now you are a fag and you probably wear programer socks.

 

[Never Scored]

Well, that make Bron look like shit.

 

[MirrorNoir]

So what's the skinny on Scott Damore? Besides being married to a transgender woman and booking TNA Impact what did he do before he started booking Impact? Is he an ex wrestler?

 

[Bullet Club]

So what's the skinny on Scott Damore? Besides being married to a transgender woman and booking TNA Impact what did he do before he started booking Impact? Is he an ex wrestler?

He wrestled in the 90s. A lot of indies and he was a jobber in WCW and WWF.

 

[Well Intentioned]

I think the funniest thing I've heard about Phil Mushnick (I am shocked he's still alive, what the fuck) is how he was losing his shit over a glitch in one of the 90s Madden games where the ambulance that appeared if a player got injured would run over players who were in the way.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It gets brought up in this thread, a lot. Any lurker is going to notice

I have stood next to him at ringside and even in boots there is no way he is taller than 5'9"
Imagine being Bron Breakker. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. You feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. You take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
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It'd suck being Bron Breakker

Scott Steiner is 5'10 legit (although was billed as up to 6'4, rofl) and Rick was least 3" shorter than him (billed as 6' I think?), so Rick was probably 5'7ish, so Bron being only 5'9 is very possible

 

[Bullet Club]

so Bron being only 5'9 is very possible

Some college football pages list him as 6' (I.83m). Yahoo has him at 5'10.

His IMDB has him at 5′ 10¼″ (1.78 m).

Phil Mushnick (I am shocked he's still alive, what the fuck)

He's 67, which is old but not that old.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Colonel DeBeers for SecDef. Skandor Akbar for White House Press Secretary.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Some college football pages list him as 6' (I.83m). Yahoo has him at 5'10.

His IMDB has him at 5′ 10¼″ (1.78 m).

Kevin Owens is 5'8 legitimate, and Zayn appears to be about 3" taller than him, which would put him at 5'11", and Breakker looks to be about 2" shorter than Zayn. So 5'9 seems about right

Kayfabe heights are always funny, though.

 

[Never Scored]

Kevin Owens is 5'8 legitimate, and Zayn appears to be about 3" taller than him, which would put him at 5'11", and Breakker looks to be about 2" shorter than Zayn. So 5'9 seems about right

Kayfabe heights are always funny, though.

It's weird, because I am a shoot 5'10" and I was ringside at a house show in the early 2000s, and Orton fucking TOWERED over me, so there's no doubt in my mind he's a shoot 6'3" or 6'4" with a 1-2" lift in his boots. It's funny they'd bill Owns at 6', put these huge lifts in his boots and then put him in there next to Randy who's billed at 6'5" and looks like a foot fucking taller than him.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

It's weird, because I am a shoot 5'10" and I was ringside at a house show in the early 2000s, and Orton fucking TOWERED over me, so there's no doubt in my mind he's a shoot 6'3" or 6'4" with a 1-2" lift in his boots. It's funny they'd bill Owns at 6', put these huge lifts in his boots and then put him in there next to Randy who's billed at 6'5" and looks like a foot fucking taller than him.

Most skillful wrestlers (the real kind) aren't tall. In pro wrestling where everyone is cooperating it obviously won't matter, but naturally tall guys like Logan Paul or Brock Lesnar who take to the sport naturally are apparently freaks and anomalies. Razor Ramone discussed in an interview once how being taller or lankier makes learning to wrestle ten timers harder because you have to maneuver so much more body around in a sport that relies on inches of clearance to maintain the illusion.

 

[The Nothingness]

That sucks. The way she announced The Bloodline, Imperium and Cody was always fantastic.

And she was helpful with Chelsea Green getting over.

 

[trent]

Wrestler heights are silly. I was at a TNA house show years ago and D-Von Dudley and Abyss fought into the crowd right beside my seat and they were barely taller than me and i'm 5'9"ish.

Huge dudes otherwise though. It's hard to grasp how big some of these guys are just seeing them on TV. Foley was at the same event and he is low key a fucking giant of a man.