General BronyCon Announcement. (video)

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TrippinKahlua said:
He makes so much tugboat but is too stupid to use Uber.

This is why I am against the tugboat
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Do you have any clue how much a one way Uber trip to go 140 miles would be? I sure as fuck don't, but I can only imagine it would be at least a couple hundreds dollars for just the one way trip there.
 
The only vehicle the Chandlers have is that piece of shit minivan, right? Sure hope it doesn't break down on the way to the pony fucker convention. It would be a real shame if that happens and Chris has to miss out on hanging out with all the other Autistic losers, manchildren, and sexual deviants.
 
I know a lot of people here are holding out hope that something will happen, but I’m gonna guess it will mostly be a bunch of horsefuckers sperging on Twitter that they’re better than Chris
 
So Chris states at the start of the video he wont tolerate any malcontent, I guess I'm ultimately curious as to how he plans to enforce an enjoyment quotient on the entirety of Bronycon?
 
Marissa Moira said:
I see that Chris has Siege Ironhide and Siege Prime as well as a few of the Siege Weaponizers.

It makes me wonder if he backed the $575 Unicron.

mind you it's $575 bucks before tax.
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Chris doesn't do research. He just buys his toys at retail. He's not "fan", he's just an oversized child.
 
I'd wager Chris thought something supernatural was happening during the long stare. It kind of reminded me of when he was trying to zap you with his third eye in one of the Quinn videos.
 
Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake said:
Being perfectly honest, as horrific as mass shootings IRL are, BronyCon going out with a bang like that would be amusing.
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Glassshardballpit said:
So you're hoping that a bunch of weirdos get gunned down?

Not cool amigo.
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The con also has around 20 percent of attendees that aren't ponyfags. Little kids dragging this parents there to look at the toys and shit. Look at con footage on youtube and you'll see plenty of little ones running around.
I can't decide what's more concerning to me. A potential mass shooting/attack. Or the fact that parents would take their children in the first place.
 
Arctic Fox said:
The con also has around 20 percent of attendees that aren't ponyfags. Little kids dragging this parents there to look at the toys and shit. Look at con footage on youtube and you'll see plenty of little ones running around.
I can't decide what's more concerning to me. A potential mass shooting/attack. Or the fact that parents would take their children in the first place.
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"Excuse me, but this is an adult event," said an evidently 30-plus man in an anime costume of some obscure Pokemon character.
 
Arctic Fox said:
So you're hoping that a bunch of weirdos get gunned down?

Not cool amigo.
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The con also has around 20 percent of attendees that aren't ponyfags. Little kids dragging this parents there to look at the toys and shit. Look at con footage on youtube and you'll see plenty of little ones running around.
I can't decide what's more concerning to me. A potential mass shooting/attack. Or the fact that parents would take their children in the first place.
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So, this is already a little autistic, but here we go: My statement was simply that such an event at the last bronycon would be amusing to me. Yes that is dark and cynical. If you want to take that as desiring such an event (despite that not being what was denoted, only connoted after a leading question) as it concerns brony speds , go for it, but my point in this message is to make the following clear.

I do not condone or want such violence to affect children.
 
Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake said:
So, this is already a little autistic, but here we go: My statement was simply that such an event at the last bronycon would be amusing to me. Yes that is dark and cynical. If you want to take that as desiring such an event (despite that not being what was denoted, only connoted after a leading question) as it concerns brony speds , go for it, but my point in this message is to make the following clear.

I do not condone or want such violence to affect children.
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I don't care if you want little kids and retards to get shot or not. You don't need to put up a disclaimer. Your post and the guy who replied to it reminded me that parents are stupid enough to take young children to a congregation of fat autists in the first place. Even put some dark humor at the end of my post.
 
Murmur said:
"Approach me badly and..."

SYSTEM HAS ENCOUNTERED A CRITICAL ERROR

EDIT: Sorry for double post...

A glimpse into an alternate reality:
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Hairline isn't even close to far back enough...

Fapcop said:
Chris has through hard experience learned
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Lol, no.

LolRaccoon said:
I'm actually going to BronyCon this weekend (I know, sue me). One thing I've been wondering was what are the odds of me actually seeing him there? I've heard they've got 11,000 people attending.
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If you go and see him, take video and pictures to document the wily CWC in its natural habitat.
 
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I’ve got my money on the van making it there, and Chris finding a huge puddle of something under it when the con is over. (Or not, he probably wouldn’t notice anyways)
 
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