in 2006 i visibly shit myself in pe class and then the teacher accidentally locked me in the toilet and i ended up triggering some sort of alarm because of it
My day has been fine but I made chicken and noodle soup last night and forgot to put it in the fridge before I fell asleep.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my leftover dinner is ruined
Well my friend just up and decided to give his truck and trailer away to some random black guy and has decided he’s on a spiritual journey from god. He says he has a message to tell, but can tell me.
THESE FUCKING NIGGERS ON MY COLLEGE CAMPUS KEEP JUMPSCARING ME WITH THEIR FUCKING MOTOR SCOOTERS. YOU’RE NOT FUCKING GERIATRIC FUCKING WALK FOR CHRISTS SAKE
also I’m playing Metroid Prime 2, not great so far
It is my birthday today but because of this gay storm raping bongland my flight has been cancelled and I'm stuck at a very average airport hotel instead of eating delicious cake.
I'm currently in the middle of gearing up for hunting season and trying to get everything squared away. It's not the first time I've been hunting but it's the first time I've gotten a tag and it's a little nerve wracking.
I have the two naughtiest cats in the world, litter-mate brothers who will be 4 years old this month. Don't let their innocent appearance fool you.
I am bringing them to my parish church tomorrow for the Blessing of the Animals, for St Francis of Assisi's feast day. Maybe a dash of holy water will stem their reign of terror.
@Null I am bored, but not bored enough to watch the videya stream tonight. Half the time I can't get the fucking script to work in my browser anyhow.
I just trespassed some drug dealers off of city property. If I never post again, it was either them or a KingCobraJFS heart attack from being sedentary fat and stupid. Alcohol may or may not have been a factor.
You probably deserve Perth all the comes along with living there. Such as niggers abos stealing your car huffing the petrol out of your car and other acts of culture immersion. You 800 pound hamburger huffing seppo dog with bonus bowling ball physique.