General Assembly for November 9th

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Weekends are too short so I'm not enjoying it as I have too much to do.

I feel like the people in my life need to do more shit on their own and stop assuming I'll do it for them.

Hope your weekend has been good Josh.
 
John Egbert BD said:
Havarti and Muenster are the best but i also appreciate a little pepperjack or possibly even smoked cheddar. My controversial cheese opinion is i cannot eat blue cheese. I know it's safe mold but my brain knows it's mold.
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Alcohol is essentially what remains after yeasts have shit and pissed themselves to death.

Sausages are made from shit conduits stuffed full of lard.

Gelatin is made from horse hooves.

Beers are clarified with isinglass, made from fish bladders.

Many hard candies use cochineal, a dye obtained from beetle carapaces.

Soylent green is people.

Just enjoy, and don't think too hard about where it came from.
 
Doing pretty well, thanks for asking! What’s the best cheese you’ve tried since coming back?
 
Lord Of Shit said:
Alcohol is essentially what remains after yeasts have shit and pissed themselves to death.

Sausages are made from shit conduits stuffed full of lard.

Gelatin is made from horse hooves.

Beers are clarified with isinglass, made from fish bladders.

Many hard candies use cochineal, a dye obtained from beetle carapaces.

Soylent green is people.

Just enjoy, and don't think too hard about where it came from.
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I would much rather eat intestines, horse hooves, fish bladders, and beetles than eat mold.
 
Lord Of Shit said:
Truly, we are the least toxic while labouring under a slander that we are the most toxic.

Now.

What's this you said about cheese?
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I had a spicy chicken sandwich from a FVW post tonight and it had tasty Pepper Jack Cheese on it.
 
John Egbert BD said:
I would much rather eat intestines, horse hooves, fish bladders, and beetles than eat mold.
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Huh.

I make it a point to eat weird shit (which probably won't kill me, so Sardinian maggot cheese is out).

Compared to moldy or maggoty cheese, would you feel about:

- deep-fried scorpions on a stick
- stewed crickets
- blowfish liver
- dog-meat kebabs
- hard-boiled eggs simmered in human urine (this is a real thing; Google "China piss eggs")

I've had all but the last, and I'd probably eat them on a drunken dare.
 
Lord Of Shit said:
- deep-fried scorpions on a stick
- stewed crickets
- blowfish liver
- dog-meat kebabs
- hard-boiled eggs simmered in human urine (this is a real thing; Google "China piss eggs")

I've had all but the last, and I'd probably eat them on a drunken dare.
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Would try the scorpion and crickets
Not the liver
Maybe dog meat I'm not too hung up on the whole where do you draw the line thing.
Absolutely not the china piss eggs ( i heard about those a while ago. Arent they specifically made with young boy piss? Disgusting)

Weirdest thing I've ever eaten would probably be gator.
Some old lady i know used to date this psycho who would literally go grab roadkill outside their house so they could eat it.
 
John Egbert BD said:
Would try the scorpion and crickets
Not the liver
Maybe dog meat I'm not too hung up on the whole where do you draw the line thing.
Absolutely not the china piss eggs ( i heard about those a while ago. Arent they specifically made with young boy piss? Disgusting)

Weirdest thing I've ever eaten would probably be gator.
Some old lady i know used to date this psycho who would literally go grab roadkill outside their house so they could eat it.
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The liver was fucking delicious, like the richest foie gras. Kinda dangerous, though.

And yes, they are boiled in young boy piss.

Some Westerner made a short documentary about them, and asked one the women preparing them: "Can you use girls' urine too, or only boys'?"

And the woman replied something like: "What?! No, of course not!" as if it's quite obvious that eggs boiled in boy piss are delicious, while only stupid barbarians would even consider using girl piss. I mean, eeeew, right?
 
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