Gen Alpha Hate Thread

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Skitarii

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They're babies. Goo goo ga ga go play your fortnite and shit

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The open mic gamemode that fortnite had for a bit was wild because you'd be like in a match with a bunch of 20-40 something year olds just shooting the shit and killing each other for the funny but then you'd occasionally run into an unattended googoogaagaa that'd ask you really weird questions.

Also a lot of people screaming nigger while running around the map but that's irrelevant.
 
How these kids speak is like an alien language. Also i remember one time while i was out some kid looked at me while crossing the street and i shit you not, started singing that one “sigma boi” song. I felt myself die inside that day.
 
Somehow ended up with the staying power of Roblox since in many ways they just started becoming a Roblox-lite, a platform for user created gamemodes and maps rather than just the funny battle royale game. Becoming the biggest of that genre in the first place helped as well.
The roblox like shit is a cancer slowly killing the game IMO conbined with the comp shit. been seeing a gradual increase in people playing the original save the world game even before it went to f2p like I'm talking running into people at 3-4 AM who are also up at 3-4 AM

Still the gen alphas are likely all in the roblox fortnite slop mines. i ran into a kid on one match of one of the star wars game modes and shot him in the face after he kept following around asking me if I had a mic for a minute. Very fun reminded me of a squeaker encounter in tf2 ages ago when undertale first came out where a kid kept following a dude with a sans username around trying to rp with him. I then realized that kid is probably an adult now and it explains so much about how fucked we are.
 
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Oldest of Gen Alpha can legally sign up for this site in 2 years BTW, Gen Beta is the group to target if you hate babies
oh boy i can't wait for more new join dates that admit to fucked up shit getting aroused to shitting themselves when they were 11 like that fucked up diaperfur thread kid was. And by 'can't wait" I mean FUCK MAN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY GET ME OUT OF THE DIGITAL CIRCUS
 
Oldest of Gen Alpha can legally sign up for this site in 2 years BTW, Gen Beta is the group to target if you hate babies
The lengths of generations is honestly ridiculously long for the age of the internet. Gen a is supposed to be from 2010-2024. The youngest of them will still have grown up not knowing a world that didn't have tung tung sahur, so they qualify.
Very fun reminded me of a squeaker encounter in tf2 ages ago when undertale first came out and he kept following a dude with a sans username around trying to rp with him. I then realized that kid is probably an adult now and it explains so much about how fucked we are.
The fun part is that kid would more likely have been late gen Z rather than alpha. I'll bet you they're easily 18 now.
oh boy i can't wait for more new join dates that admit to fucked up shit getting aroused to shitting themselves when they were 11 like that fucked up diaperfur thread kid was.
What the fuck?? Not that it particularly surprises me, it's just especially depressing to hear about the end results of unmitigated access to online porn.
 
The fun part is that kid would more likely have been late gen Z rather than alpha. I'll bet you they're easily 18 now.
I KNOW :lossmanjack:
The youngest of them will still have grown up not knowing a world that didn't have tung tung sahur, so they qualify.
I think growing up not knowing a world without tung tung tung sahur is preferable to not knowing a world without fake ass politics video essay jargon shit shoved down your throat 24/7, which has been an issue for a while now. We're really starting to see the effects these last few years for the earliest cases of that since 2012-2014 's start of that shit was now over a decade ago.
What the fuck?? Not that it particularly surprises me, it's just especially depressing.
Yes, was reminded earlier today but now search is being shit and I can't find the fucking thread/post. I twas an animal control community watch thing.

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The key aspect for Generation Alpha, is the neglect they face from their parents by being left on the Internet. When most people think of "Generation Alpha," they think of those autistic brown children that spend 20 hours of their free time on their IPads with unrestricted Internet access.
oh boy i can't wait for more new join dates that admit to fucked up shit getting aroused to shitting themselves when they were 11 like that fucked up diaperfur thread kid was. And by 'can't wait" I mean FUCK MAN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY GET ME OUT OF THE DIGITAL CIRCUS
This is already a thing.

In the age of the Internet which is encompassed by multiple generations, cases of EPI (Early Porn Introductory) gets repeated but with greater scrutiny.
 
I see people on Tik Tok shitting on Gen α's who were born in the 2010's. Nigga I remember when you were considered a baby if you had a 2 in front of your birth year, period.
I remember when you were considered a 'caca if you were born after the cold war. I remember the y2k internet when gen Xiggers cried about how millennials are all spoiled and fragile brats. Time flies.
 
What is it with kids these days recklessly riding on e-bikes and wearing helmets that look like something out of Halo or Star Wars? Where did that come from all of a sudden?

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Basically, the kids now have access to bikes and scooters that are as fast as motor vehicles (something I wish I had as a kid, not going to lie). However, the kids are not trained to use the roads in the same way (or at all) as people with motor vehicles are. So now you have kids running stop signs and eating shit for it: getting hit by cars, getting into accidents and at very high mortality risks. You and I think it obvious that you should stop and look all three ways at a stop sign, but this is actually a trained skill learned from driver's ed., and the kids just don't know any better, so they run through 'em at full speed. Now I guess they are wearing motorcycle helmets, even though I'm pretty sure it's not mandated by law (yet), for safety reasons? They might have to wear full moto-gear with the long sleeves and jeans soon as well.
 
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