GASP!!! Null comes to your house, how do you react?

[Sneeder Feeder]

I'd give him all my money

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Legs open

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Here Null, have a block of Velveeta cheese and a glass of Franks RedHot sauce to chase it down.

 

[Zoobles]

I guess that depends what he wanted. If he was just in town and needed to crash I'd probably let him in. If he said he got my address from a Paypal receipt and that glow niggers were after him and he needed a place to hide I'd wish him luck and shut the door.

 

[Rozzy]

Tell him the Internet is down so he'll leave.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I ask him how he got past my dog. Must be the slobber mutt charm.

 

[Meat Target]

Order him Sarpino's.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

i would blush and say comon in mr moon the entrance would be filled with american cheeses

 

[not william stenchever]

Tell him to stop moving because he is standing in a minefield.

 

[The Internet Dick]

I would do what I'm supposed to do in such situations: feed him, clothe him, and assist him in acquiring the forged documents and maps he would need to make it past the checkpoints and throw off the hounds, and then send him on his way to the next safe house in the chain. The children would be instructed to refer to him as Uncle Bubba from Toledo if the neighbors ask any questions. He looks like a Bubba.

 

[Pruto]

I'm a home nudist so I hope he doesn't mind.