Science Garlic Bread Sent Into Space - And Then Eaten, For Science.

A group of “researchers” teamed up to accomplish something many have only dreamed of. This brave group sent a half loaf of garlic bread into space and ate it, hoping to determine what changes the stratosphere would have on the side dish.

The goal was to get the garlic bread at least to the edge of space (which is a third of 100 kilometers up [328,084 feet]) with the help of some fisheye lens, radio GPS, and a server box.

They were able to track the landing of the bread and successfully capture it to test their theory.

“It started as a conversation in a pub a few weeks ago, and turned into one of the more ridiculous videos I’ve ever done. We send home-made garlic bread skyward on a balloon; exposed it to the stratosphere, 35km up; successfully returned it to earth in a protective box; and then ate it. It tasted… cold.”

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https://mashable.com/2018/04/23/youtuber-launch-garlic-bread-into-space/#fafkZNmmBsqH

https://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2018/04/23/video-researchers-eat-garlic-bread-space/

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Has science gone too far?

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm surprised they were able to get it back. But is it safe to eat?

 

[Burgers in the ass]

All these years of researching about sending people to space has finally led to this.
I feel like we have peaked, nothing can out do this, this is perfect, jesus could literally come back from the fucking dead and I still wouldn't be impressed now that i've seen this.

 

[Robot Teapot]

Fisheye lense eh? YEA! TO HIDE THE **FACT ** THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!

On a serious note, in trying to understand the flat earther perspective, I watched one of their vids on JewTube recently. They make quite a lot of fisheye lenses being used, amongst much other hilarity. What they do seem to make clear though is that there ARE seemingly examples of fakery in our space exploits. Some of the ISS footage for eg does seem a bit fake. I'm going to stop typing now because I really don't care enough about this to type on...

tl:dr It's our fault for faking some space shit that flat earthers are a thing.

 

[Wraith]

4 posts in and NOBODY called me for this? WHAT. THE. HELL. KIWI!?
Science... I may be of a faith I adore, but sometimes... sometimes a day is a good day.
GARLIC BREAD!

Spoiler

Where's the poll with a garlic bread answer? Huh? HUH?!

 

[skiddlez]

I remember watching a lot of these videos where people send dumb shit to space. I remember being salty that the first beer in space was a shitty Natural Light.

It lands in a puddle of shit water. I'd have still drank it though, whatever.

 

[Red Hood]

Now the astronauts are gonna be fatstronauts.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Garlic bread sent into vagina, eaten.