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TLOU2 Artbook leaked the climax of the game.

It's two lesbians riding horseback as they oneshot zombies while running into the horde with bows and arrows, then they kiss.

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I really wanna see what the fallout is because nobody gave a shit about Days Gone and everything is shaping up to be a real bad episode of The Walking Dead which is what Days Gone was.
 
What a sad existence for someone to be unable to enjoy Animal Crossing without bringing up real world politics. No one needs to know nor cares that you campaigned for Sanders, just tell us how much of a hilarious jerk Tom Nook is
 
I remember when game reviews would be enjoyable to read but now they devolve into the author's autobiographical drivel.
 
Marissa Moira said:
TLOU2 Artbook leaked the climax of the game.

It's two lesbians riding horseback as they oneshot zombies while running into the horde with bows and arrows, then they kiss.

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I really wanna see what the fallout is because nobody gave a shit about Days Gone and everything is shaping up to be a real bad episode of The Walking Dead which is what Days Gone was.
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Holy shit I didn't think it could get more reddit but this is amazing. Where's the bacon and narwhals? Does the FUUUUUUUUUUU guy show up?
 
Marissa Moira said:
TLOU2 Artbook leaked the climax of the game.

It's two lesbians riding horseback as they oneshot zombies while running into the horde with bows and arrows, then they kiss.

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I really wanna see what the fallout is because nobody gave a shit about Days Gone and everything is shaping up to be a real bad episode of The Walking Dead which is what Days Gone was.
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Big if true. It sort of confirms what a fucking creep Druckmann is.
 
Marissa Moira said:
I remember when game reviews would be enjoyable to read but now they devolve into the author's autobiographical drivel.
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It's particularly bad with games journalism because it inevitably goes with them writing to an audience they can't hide their hatred for. But it's a trend that's hit all forms of journalism, especially entertainment journalism. Glorified bloggers thinking their personal lives - and worse, politics - are more interesting than anything else on offer.
 
The praise TLOU2 is getting makes me laugh, tbh. Two conventionally attractive, feminine teenage lesbians - one with the "dipped in tea" diversity - is having everyone jerk off to it.

Want to really push boundaries make the lead and his love interest schlubby Redditor with fedoras.
 
Next Task said:
It's particularly bad with games journalism because it inevitably goes with them writing to an audience they can't hide their hatred for. But it's a trend that's hit all forms of journalism, especially entertainment journalism. Glorified bloggers thinking their personal lives - and worse, politics - are more interesting than anything else on offer.
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As long as smaller sites keep getting ignored by gamers it won't change
 
Catgirl IRL said:
The praise TLOU2 is getting makes me laugh, tbh. Two conventionally attractive, feminine teenage lesbians
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I mean I guess........if you're into Klingons or Fernegi.

The special edition comes with some kind if weird spiritual healing bracelet or something. It's not something I would go out of my way to get. IIRC the Ultimate Edition comes with a backpack for cosplaying purposes. Between that and the bracelet it seems geared towards troons trying to be Ellie.
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Why the fuck is a thank you letter a paid extra? Not even Kojima would do something like that.
 
Marissa Moira said:
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I mean I guess........if you're into Klingons or Fernegi.

The special edition comes with some kind if weird spiritual healing bracelet or something. It's not something I would go out of my way to get. IIRC the Ultimate Edition comes with a backpack for cosplaying purposes. Between that and the bracelet it seems geared towards troons trying to be Ellie.
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Why the fuck is a thank you letter a paid extra? Not even Kojima would do something like that.
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So...this is going to have teenage lesbians? No wonder Andrew Dobson ordered 100 of these.
 
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We also have Colin Moriarty. He was the guy who is famous for a video where he said if you don't like Mass Effect 3's ending or on disc DLC you're entitled. He was given the boot over a "sexist" tweet that seemed fairly tame compared to things said by Patrick Klepeck or Kotaku writers. If you believe the conspiracy theory, he was marked for death due to his conservative views and the tweet was just the excuse. If you don't believe the conspiracy theory, he was fired for a Twitter joke.
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Colin Moriarty on Twitter

“Ah. Peace and quiet. #ADayWithoutAWoman”
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The replies were swarmed by bugmen claiming to be appalled by a joke you'd find on a Nickelodeon sitcom.
 
Marissa Moira said:
TLOU2 Artbook leaked the climax of the game.

It's two lesbians riding horseback as they oneshot zombies while running into the horde with bows and arrows, then they kiss.

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I really wanna see what the fallout is because nobody gave a shit about Days Gone and everything is shaping up to be a real bad episode of The Walking Dead which is what Days Gone was.
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What basis is there that that's the scene from the ending as opposed to a random one from any point in the game? I certainly don't doubt it very well could be but I'm still holding out hope for a gunshot cut to black.

Outside of products made solely for ego wanking (your Fez, The Witness, etc) nothing else is going to come close to TLOU2 in terms of sheer pretentiousness. People treat Uncharted and TLOU as absolute masterpieces because they try desperately to be movies and Druckmann's sole purpose in life at this point is huffing his own farts so if nothing else it'll be fun to laugh at how seriously this one and its legion of fanboys take it.

 
Oh Shit I'm Sorry said:
What basis is there that that's the scene from the ending as opposed to a random one from any point in the game? I certainly don't doubt it very well could be but I'm still holding out hope for a gunshot cut to black.
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You plebeians aren't worthy enough to deserve a gunshot cut to black. Please consume the name dropped media in the game and praise how worldly smart, and superior the developers are. THEY WENT TO IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS!

Also i said Climax, not ending. Climax is the height of the story which happens before the ending. A climax can happen 2 hours before a story ends. Like When Gandalf appears, that's a climax but the movie goes on for another 45 minutes to an hour to reach the conclusion.
 
Oh Shit I'm Sorry said:
People treat Uncharted and TLOU as absolute masterpieces because they try desperately to be movies
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Words I wish I'd hear more people say. TLoU2 is gonna be the Kingdom Hearts 3 of TLoU. Yes, fanboys, the writing was always this terrible; you were just too stupid to know better. Maybe games should quit trying to be movies and start trying to be better games, eh?
 
Remember how gritty and serious the reveal trailer for TLOU was?
How did we go from that to-
Marissa Moira said:
It's two lesbians riding horseback as they oneshot zombies while running into the horde with bows and arrows, then they kiss.
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Wokeness. That's how.

Water-T said:
So...this is going to have teenage lesbians? No wonder Andrew Dobson ordered 100 of these.
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You say that as a joke, but I think that's exactly who this will appeal to. The MovieBob/Dobson/Sterling/ResetEra perverts who will play this game as spank material but then parade their used tissues around Twitter for woke points.
 
One of the guys responsible for the TLOU show made a big deal out of "respecting" Ellie's sexuality, and the usual lot fell over themselves with praise.

Ellie is a fucking child in TLOU's timeframe.
 
Water-T said:
Tech reporter Peter Bright found guilty for soliciting minors for sex online
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I remember this guy as being one of the people who converted Ars Technica from being a site with articles about technology to one with articles about Twitter politics about how the loud leftists like him were good and virtuous and anyone who disagreed with him was an evil Nazi Pedo.


You get what you fucking deserve, Peter.
 
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