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While people went there for plenty of other reasons, like their retarded progressive shit, the banning of porn seemed to cause Tumblr to cease being a containment zone.
That's exactly why reddit turned into the retard zoo it is today. Tumblr 86ing the porno sent all the mutant mongoloids over to reddit.

I still have fond memories of the 2016 Election Season on subs like The Donald, Cringe Anarchy, etc, but those are long gone.

As for GF, I remember reading old text-based walkthroughs for games like Fallout 1&2, Baldur's Gate and Red Alert. I wasn't very active on the forums, but the game guides were great.
 
As for GF, I remember reading old text-based walkthroughs for games like Fallout 1&2, Baldur's Gate and Red Alert. I wasn't very active on the forums, but the game guides were great.
They were handy, easy, and generally well made. There were a few contributors who made guides for like, every damn game under the sun (and in hindsight, was probably a group of people submitting under one account). i can remember writing and submitted a few guides and furiously F5ing that little "guides submitted" feature they had to see if they were reviewing submissions.
 
Regardless of what GameFAQs became, I’ll always be thankful for its limitations, both cultural and technical, easing me into the Internet. I was underage by a few years when I started posting on the forums, so even though I probably shouldn’t have been there, it wasn’t overly adult. You could only say light swears, so it taught me how to creatively get around filters. I used better grammar/spelling and expanded my vocabulary naturally to not look dumb, and the inability to embed images + strict policy on what could be linked taught me to be careful. Also, the fact that I was so underage taught me to not reveal too much personal information on the Internet (I wouldn’t want to get banned, now, would I?).

Restrictive, yes. But I’ll gladly take it over a lot of modern kids’ first exposure to Internet community being getting groomed on Roblox or something. I feel like it somehow prepared me for when shit would hit the fan in the mid 2010s.
 
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Ah, I never even thought about the GameSpot merge being part of the issue.
The GameSpot merge was such a cluster fuck. IIRC early on it allowed you to get around a lot of bullshit because you could access the Gamefaqs boards through the GameSpot website.

It's been so long that I don't remember details, but I know for a fact that young me was using it to just be an absolute troll asshole menace to people I didn't like on Gamefaqs.
 
The GameSpot merge was such a cluster fuck. IIRC early on it allowed you to get around a lot of bullshit because you could access the Gamefaqs boards through the GameSpot website.

It's been so long that I don't remember details, but I know for a fact that young me was using it to just be an absolute troll asshole menace to people I didn't like on Gamefaqs.
This man right here is why LL put (gs) after nueser's names.
 
The GameSpot merge was such a cluster fuck. IIRC early on it allowed you to get around a lot of bullshit because you could access the Gamefaqs boards through the GameSpot website.

It's been so long that I don't remember details, but I know for a fact that young me was using it to just be an absolute troll asshole menace to people I didn't like on Gamefaqs.
I remember there was a GameSpot oversight that took a long time to fix. Making the 500th post in a topic would normally lock the thread, but if you made the post through GameSpot, it would stay open until a GameFAQs user made a post. Big threads would start derailing as the post counter approached 500, as everyone had to make sure everyone else knew about the GameSpot glitch. Then a troll would just post something like "lol" and lock the thread. I can't remember if there was ever a thread that went over 550 posts.

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This is a complete shot in the dark, but does anybody have the original "Strange Creature" thread from the Ocarina of Time board? This would have been around 2003-2004 or so, and it was a 500 topic. It was about some glitchy, polygonal thing that the Topic Creator allegedly found after getting lost in Dampe's grave. People debated whether this thing was an Easter Egg, a deformed ReDead, a way to get the Triforce, or just a hoax. It gained the nickname "El Puerco" and became a meme on the board. He eventually uploaded a picture of what people described as "a printout of Pumbaa taped onto a TV screen next to Link" as proof, but this image was likely uploaded to something like ImageShack or Photobucket and may be lost media.
 
The GameSpot merge was such a cluster fuck. IIRC early on it allowed you to get around a lot of bullshit because you could access the Gamefaqs boards through the GameSpot website.

It's been so long that I don't remember details, but I know for a fact that young me was using it to just be an absolute troll asshole menace to people I didn't like on Gamefaqs.
If I remember right that was largely how the KOSed troll Gavirulex did his work: exploiting all the bugs from the merge.
 
There was this board for a game called Mad Stalker that people were using for relationship advice? At least at that time most of the users were teens so it kind of made sense they would bounce off each other with their experiences. Then it got overrun by early PUA bullshit and wasn't even fun to troll it anymore.

What was really insane is how we archived everything. To this day I'm wondering why they don't do the same when they know this TikTok is going to be short-lived and any other site like that. KF doesn't come close to the archive autism of GF, but it's the only community I know of that does it at all.

People would do some weird math to get post # 500,000 and spam to try to be the one that earned it. It was far more autistic than Something Awful even is to this day. But on SA you could say almost anything and swear. LOL
 
The GameSpot merge was such a cluster fuck. IIRC early on it allowed you to get around a lot of bullshit because you could access the Gamefaqs boards through the GameSpot website.

It was funny because both forums were from two different kinds of software and had different culture. MotherFAQers would get mad at Spotheads because something that was an instant ban to post on GFAQs wasn't on GS. Spotheads would get pissed at the lack of bans of MotherFAQers cause the people breaking rules on on the GFAQs side were contributors, so they couldn't be fully purged for legal reasons.

As for the archiving, the often repeated reason in the early days was CJ didn't want to pay for the storage needed for a typical forum of the time. The only reason it has archiving now is an update made it a forced feature and whatever corporate interest told Allen he didn't have a choice in the matter. Supposedly this is what really pushed him add all the assumed future proofing features.
 
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Finally noticed a a new Top 10 list for the first time in a while. This one wasn't so bad and covered most of the big speed games, but I had a few issues with it:
  1. He couldn't decide how to rank the importance of each run, so he sorted the list by the date of each run. This wouldn't be that big of a deal, except it meant the #1 speedrun was the one where Karl Jobst cries and gets headpats from his Asian wife. #2 was that meme 100% run of Baten Kaitos where you keep your GameCube running for two weeks straight just for a single item.
  2. He set an arbitrary "No racing games" rule for some reason. Dragster on the Atari 2600 would have made for a good mention, as not only was the alleged world record held by a Todd Rogers since 1982, it was only recently discovered through reverse engineering that such a time was impossible. This led to a lot of his other world records getting scrutinized and removed from Twin Galaxies.
  3. For massive speed games like Super Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time, there are mountains and mountains of speedrun lore and other interesting moments that you could include in there. Unfortunately, both entries mainly focus on one player each. The SM64 entry is mostly about the history of Twitch streaming and how Siglemic nolifed the game for a month, and the OoT entry is massive due to most of it being blocks of quotes from the WR commentary. Also barely any mention of the SRM or ACE developments which broke OoT open and led to several new categories and routes being made, with 100% SRM being insanely difficult as you have to learn a bunch of frame-precise setups to get Link to face the correct angle so you can trick the game into giving you every item in the game without crashing, then equipping glitched boots that give you 0-gravity jumps but you softlock if you take any knockback, then setting up wrong warps that crash if you time them wrong. Also the live TAS stuff shown here and here.
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    Cosmo Wright didn't even starting trooning out until well after this run was made. This entry also mentioned that one Breath of the Wild WR for a category that Wright invented (and then lost a few days later), while calling it "THE" world record for the game. There's a quick mention about a struggle with mental health, which is a massive understatement.
At least it talked about Speed Demo Archives and included that old Mario 3 TAS that spawned all the "OMG U HACK PLAY WTHOUT CHEETS N00B" comments on every TAS video for years.
 
One of the things I miss about GameFAQs when I was there was the moderation log, which I can only assume is gone now. You could go into your profile and see a list of all of your posts that got deleted by moderators and the actions taken (I called it my "Best Of").

Nowadays, on Xitter for example, I caught a 7 day ban, forced to delete the xeet, and not only do I have no record of what absolute banger got me punished, I genuinely have no recollection of it. Was it telling JD Vance that unless Walz swings this is all theater? Was it calling Ilhan Omar a shit-skin? Was it my routine use of AAVE but with a hard-r supplanting every instance of "nigga"? Not a clue.
 
Yeah the moderation log page was removed some seven years ago. The system was changed so your viewable mod record is pruned about six months after the fact, so there wasn't a need for a formal history page any more. Former staff has suggested this comes at the cost of basically every career troll from the early days getting a clean slate unless whatever mod can remember specifics.
 
The unwritten and only somewhat enforced rule was you can't have off-topic discussion on the on-topic board for an active game. The mods eventually landed on the thinking that 'active' means 'does it have a guide'. If a game didn't have a guide, you'd see that and just click back to Google or something. If it does, you might click on other stuff and stumble on to two guys having off-topic discussion. So trolls would go hunting for 'claimed boards' and then write guides for the associated games to get them pushed out.

There was at least one guy on LUELinks who admitted to having a series of completely made up guides on games no one could really fact-check him on for that purpose.
If they were trolling people that way it was a bluff. Topicality for older games was arbitrarily put in place based on system, with the Commodore 64 being the largest one free from topicality rules. Some old systems had it and some didn't, across the board per system. The reason for this was unknown by Allen's time, and was possibly an oversight on account of their not so great coding history there.

Early on you could tell by the post preview page because it had a reminder to follow all the rules, and the line for topicality wasn't in there for off-topic boards. After they made some changes there, you could still tell after posting if you tried to mark your message and "off topic" didn't appear as a reason. You literally could not report it to them that way. If mods were making up bullshit arbitrary reasons like "does the game have a guide" that's news to me, but it wouldn't be surprising since they've always made up "rules" that fit their personal headcanon rather than what can be found in the TOS.
I remember there was a GameSpot oversight that took a long time to fix. Making the 500th post in a topic would normally lock the thread, but if you made the post through GameSpot, it would stay open until a GameFAQs user made a post. Big threads would start derailing as the post counter approached 500, as everyone had to make sure everyone else knew about the GameSpot glitch. Then a troll would just post something like "lol" and lock the thread. I can't remember if there was ever a thread that went over 550 posts.
There was even a team of folks who did this, which I found and joined while board hunting. They became the "Officail 500+ Team" [sic] and they also got a dedicated troll who would hunt for their topics to close them.

One of their topics on the 280 zzzap board ended up going over a million posts. The mods ended up going after the script kids who autogenerated their messages (spam) and they ended up banned for a time, but would come back when the heat died down. Yeah on top of a troll looking to close the topics, we also had "violation hunters" who would spend hours of their time board hunting just to snitch on people for any violations they could find.

Eventually what happened was Devin Morgan also had to mass delete the archived topics because curious people would visit them and it ended up screwing with their site metrics (average topic size 500+) along with other things that began to break from the gamefaqs side.

During the 500+ shenanigans, we found out that the listed post count of a topic didn't always match up with the actual post count. The counter was dropping posts in translation from gamespot. Then we noticed that each time it would drop a post, we'd get a whitescreen instead of being redirected to the topic. This was "random" at first but then someone figured out that longcat ASCII consistently broke the post. From there it was found that actually any post with enough characters would break the posts. It might've been because of differences in character count limitations between gamefaqs and gamespot. In any case it'd go through gamespot but wouldn't register on gamefaqs.

If this happened during topic creation, gamefaqs would create a second topic that was completely blank and sat at 0 posts, hovering at the bottom of the board in between the active topics the archived topics. I went looking for zero-post topics on the more active/modern system boards, and indeed there were a bunch of them that would just pile up in limbo over time. You could post in them as the fake OP under someone else's name in the topic list. I have no idea what this meant for moderation. It's just another sign of the things that broke during the shared boards period with gamespot.

There were many topics that made it over 500 that were deleted later by Devin. But he didn't get them all - you can still see one of the topics survived in the archives on the board for Shadow Dancer. Ol Devin's been laid off since then and I don't think the MIA Fandom "engineering team" that replaced him will do anything to it these days, so there you go.
If I remember right that was largely how the KOSed troll Gavirulex did his work: exploiting all the bugs from the merge.
It was stupid easy to find exploits around that time. Gavi was an amateur afaik and was still able to find these things, or piggybacked off what others found. One of them was a link that allowed you to change someone's email address. If Gavi or the other trolls in his circle didn't like someone, they would submit a new scrambled address that would prevent them from logging in anymore. Another user on the white hat side found a link where you could basically make other people mods. The gamespot era was goofy broken. During the community board era I managed to take the link for the mod functions on my board and apply it to messages on other community boards, no verification step or perms check for any of these examples, if you knew how to get there you were in.

Gavi later became outright psychotic and claimed that he was the lookout for a rape gang when he was younger. He would brag about it on CE and none of the mods gave a shit, either because he bought them off, or because he had predictably joined the gay gang to get mod protection. He had en entire period where he would hang out with his modbuddies on Hellhole and make up stories about his gay partner and his 3 adopted surrogate kids. It was unbelievably stupid, but the troll gets mod protection because we're so LGBT++ friendly and anyone questioning it must be purged for being a bigot.

Gavi finally did leave Gamefaqs, not because he was banned but because he was under investigation for additional sexual abuse and he closed the account on the advice of his lawyer. The only people who did get mod-punished regarding Gavi were the ones who reposted the details of his case, or who questioned his bullshit rainbow flag grabbing for mod protection.

To give you an idea of the mods we're dealing with, lead moderator RaptorLC was bought off with a couple Gamefaqs T-shirts. And not because Raptor wanted the shirts, nobody did, which was why Gamefaqs was desperately offloading them from the warehouse in bulk. If Gavi bought 10 shirts for Raptor, he'd verify the purchase with Allen and get a karma bonus. And keep in mind that this dude is at least 50 years old at this point, mentioning in past AMAs that he already stepped away from gamefaqs at least a decade ago because he thought he was way too old, only to come back because he had nowhere else to go.

So there you have it, you can brag about being part of a rape gang on gamefaqs and be loved by the mods, because you bumped them to the top of a meaningless karmiepoints list that no longer exists. But if you're antiwoke you will be banned for life!
One of the things I miss about GameFAQs when I was there was the moderation log, which I can only assume is gone now. You could go into your profile and see a list of all of your posts that got deleted by moderators and the actions taken (I called it my "Best Of").

Yeah the moderation log page was removed some seven years ago. The system was changed so your viewable mod record is pruned about six months after the fact, so there wasn't a need for a formal history page any more. Former staff has suggested this comes at the cost of basically every career troll from the early days getting a clean slate unless whatever mod can remember specifics.

Nobody on gamefaqs gets a clean slate even when they have a clean slate. The boards are so small these days that the mods know who's left and who they want to target. It's an obscene ratio now, the same 80ish mods when the site was exponentially bigger vs. less than 300 active visitors at night now. And the obsessed ones have openly admitted that even if someone has a clean message history, they will tag them or call back to how they once had messages there, and hold that grudge forever and until they get that user banned.

Common practice starting in the 2020s is that they'd just sweep through the message history of users they didn't like, look for violations, suspend them at first glance whether they found a violation or not. This was usually on a Friday night when normal people had lives, but the mod(s) involved thought it was a great time to double down on Gamefaqs because you'd be suspended all weekend until the admin came back Monday. Maybe even longer than that because the admin these days is incompetent and doesn't keep up with things.

When people complained about the Friday night mass purges, the mods responded by banning discussion of suspended/banned users. Every step is for less transparency and no review for any of their actions. When people complained about suspensions on first offense, or that the "offense" actually didn't break any rules, they decided they didn't even have to pick a message to suspend the person for. The widespread suspension practice now is to hit "suspend" on the account directly, no post given and no reason necessary. The dumbfuck admin then rubberstamps it and the user falls out a window. The great thing about an insta-suspension now is that you can't appeal it, and if you ask on an alt wtf is going on the mods will then declare you are suspension dodging and ban both accounts.

The days of requiring reasons, mod history and a three-tiered appeal system(!) are long gone, the mods have declared themselves Always Right, and it's too much work for our adult child admin installed by Fandom, who cares about this necrotic web 1.0 site even less than Allen and would rather let the tire fire burn than do any sort of oversight or "work" from home.
 
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I do wonder how much Fandom cares about the copyright issues that have juryrigged things into working all this time. They could likely call the bluff en masse and be fine, now that so many accounts with contributions are inactive.
 
@TaiIs82 I'm glad to see you're still around and dropping GameFAQs lore years later. Do you know what happened to logfaqs.com? I was looking for that picture of Error1355 that someone took from his Reddit account, but the site is currently suspended by its webhost for some reason.
 
So, one of the most notorious posters on LL was the venerable LynxTheDark. Lynx was notable for:

* Claiming to live in Macedonia, which everyone assumed was a lie.

* Ratting out the LUE-F.O. hoax, earning him the name LynxTheNarc

* Being sexually attracted to the concept of families, describing how he would go "hunting" (his words) for pictures of happy families with children to masturbate to.

* Claiming his job was to skin stray cats to make mittens for the poor.

* Claiming one of his favorite activities was looking around the American Midwest in Google streetview while listening to country music so he could "pretend to be a trucker."

* Being particularly obsessed with Dolly Parton, to the point of making a "Dolly Parton RPG."

* All of the concept art for said RPG featuring subliminal dicks everywhere.

Despite this, a quarter century later, lynx is somehow one of the only remaining LLers that didn't end up a horrific sex weirdo. His Family Hunting appears to have morphed into a more acceptable milf-appreciation. He's been banned and run off every LL spinoff because literally every single one of them is run by trannies, and he suffered extreme condemnation for identifying that it's a largely Western obsession that they don't experience in Macedonia.

Now, he runs a small YouTube channel, Gaming Pal Ollie, and it's actually fairly interesting. He mostly covers the retro games scene in Macedonia, like the bootlegs and ripoffs that were exclusive to the former Soviet bloc.

If you asked me which notable LUELinks poster would end up a basically normal interesting guy...well, I would have said none of them because they were all insane degenerates, but lynx definitely would have been low on my list.

Man, trannies did to the Internet what black people did to the mall.
 
We've talked about it in here before and there's general interest in gathering up all the dirt on Cyric for a thread, but that comes with a general agreement that he's really not that interesting. That he happens to be the boggiest of the bog-standard terminally online dingus and the last bastion of actual activity on a long dead e-community are the most interesting things about him.

* Being particularly obsessed with Dolly Parton, to the point of making a "Dolly Parton RPG."

This is really not something I needed to remember. But then, good trolling is timeless, so I guess I should appreciate the work of a master painter.
 
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