🌟 Internet Famous Gaijin Goomba - Basement Dwelling Weeaboo who makes hilariously bad videos

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Is Gaijin Goomba a lolcow?

  • Yes

    Votes: 206 36.8%
  • No

    Votes: 72 12.9%
  • Probably

    Votes: 282 50.4%

  • Total voters
    560
If you stop to think about it, would that mean it also involves pedonecrophilia? :\
It could since the ghost of the kids inhabit the suit. Really, it's pretty much messed up considering the fact that it's all dead spirits of kids inside fursuits worn by animatronics which could no doubt house an animatronic.
 
i know she's female, she's a goddess, i thought she was using a statue of male wolf for a physical form in the game.. but i found nothing.
my game sperging ends with nothing.
now to update my avatar

Whenever someone draws porn of animatronics, Scott Cawthon sheds a single tear.
and the worst thing is... FNAF 4 will still not be enough to get people to stop fucking the robots.
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Whenever someone draws porn of animatronics, Scott Cawthon sheds a single tear.
We both know someone else out there more important than Scott also sheds a tear. Someone that means a lot to him.
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When I came on yesterday and saw this guy featured on the front page I was honestly so pleased. Since I saw the first 5 seconds of this guy in some video I fucking despised him. I could type so fucking much as to why, but I will post just a few of my own personal reasons here:

-Squeaky voice to realise his "character" as opposed to you know, writing a character
-Smug know-it-all attitude about Japanese/otaku culture despite him obviously just being some fucking chronic masturbating weeb
-Sexist as shit despite trying to pass himself off as some fucking equal rights campaigner, big tiddy hentai is not feminism bitch
-Big tiddy goomba

I have so many more points too, I have hated him for just over a year now. Kill all goomba.
 
How is he sexist? Liking creepy porn ≠ sexism.
this.
you can have porn of women, as long as you treat women like people it doesn't matter what you jerk off to.
fuck, if someone wanted to touch themselves to me, i wouldn't care (well, i would in a way, but nothing big)
just don't use that as an excuse to treat me like shit.

now having a goombah with tits, there is no redemption.. and this is coming from me.
 
How is he sexist? Liking creepy porn ≠ sexism.
I know, that's not what I'm saying.

What I'm saying is, he has actively claimed his creepy porn is equality. He made a whole video explaining that goomboobs are absolutely fine in his videos because there is violence in video games, basically ending the video with "shut up stupid women."

He AGAIN told women to shut up about Bayonetta because Bayo is feminist. He uploads sexy photos of his wife to prove to everyone on the internet he's not a neckbeard cuz he has big booby toy. The guy IS a weird creepy sexist. Does liking creepy porn make you sexist? Absolutely not. Does liking creepy porn and constantly telling women to shut the fuck up about big anime titties make you a sexist? It sure as fuck does
 
I remember seeing that Goomba Got Back video in a stream once, couldn't stop myself from cringing. I mean why would you have a Goomba with tits? Isn't that physically impossible?

Otherwise, I'm not all that familiar with him, but from what I've read. He seems like someone I should stay away from if I ever saw him in real life.
 
I remember seeing that Goomba Got Back video in a stream once, couldn't stop myself from cringing. I mean why would you have a Goomba with tits? Isn't that physically impossible?

And that fucking ass as well. How the fuck does a Goomba have the anatomy to have a big Nicki Minaj ass to jiggle?
 
this.
you can have porn of women, as long as you treat women like people it doesn't matter what you jerk off to.
fuck, if someone wanted to touch themselves to me, i wouldn't care (well, i would in a way, but nothing big)
just don't use that as an excuse to treat me like shit.

now having a goombah with tits, there is no redemption.. and this is coming from me.

When did he 'not treat women like people'? Goombas aren't women. Goombas aren't people.

You can't abuse a drawing. A drawing isn't a woman. A drawing isn't a person. A drawing is just a drawing.

I know, that's not what I'm saying.

What I'm saying is, he has actively claimed his creepy porn is equality. He made a whole video explaining that goomboobs are absolutely fine in his videos because there is violence in video games, basically ending the video with "shut up stupid women."

He AGAIN told women to shut up about Bayonetta because Bayo is feminist. He uploads sexy photos of his wife to prove to everyone on the internet he's not a neckbeard cuz he has big booby toy. The guy IS a weird creepy sexist. Does liking creepy porn make you sexist? Absolutely not. Does liking creepy porn and constantly telling women to shut the fuck up about big anime titties make you a sexist? It sure as fuck does

If he disagrees vehemently with some people on an issue, it's a given that he's going to think they're stupid. It doesn't require sexism to get annoyed and want to yell at people and tell them to shut up.

A nerd like GG shouldn't feel pride that an attractive woman chose him?

Liking big anime breasts ≠ sexism

Gaijin Goombah is odd, but I still don't see any evidence of sexism.
 
You would think he would have at least a bit of knowledge about Japan after working there for a bit. I guess being a major weeb he probably just went to Akihabara and did other stupid weeb shit while making no effort to meet any Japanese people or actually take in some of the culture. Also something to keep in mind it takes basically no skill to teach English in Japan. Anyone with a college degree in literally anything can get hired as an English teacher since they want them so badly, too bad a lot of them are lazy weebs that suck at teaching, have poor social skills and probably can't speak Japanese beyond some of the very basic phrases. Believe me, I've heard from some Japanese people about how shitty the English teachers from the US are, and they won't explain something in Japanese if the students can't understand it, because they don't know how.
 
You would think he would have at least a bit of knowledge about Japan after working there for a bit. I guess being a major weeb he probably just went to Akihabara and did other stupid weeb shit while making no effort to meet any Japanese people or actually take in some of the culture. Also something to keep in mind it takes basically no skill to teach English in Japan. Anyone with a college degree in literally anything can get hired as an English teacher since they want them so badly, too bad a lot of them are lazy weebs that suck at teaching, have poor social skills and probably can't speak Japanese beyond some of the very basic phrases. Believe me, I've heard from some Japanese people about how shitty the English teachers from the US are, and they won't explain something in Japanese if the students can't understand it, because they don't know how.
As far as interacting with Japanese people, there is a picture of him with three Japanese people (whose faces were censored for personal reasons). It makes one wonder how they themselves feel about being in company with a weeaboo/otaku/whatever one sees Gaijin Goombah as.
 
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