Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1 - A diaperfag TikTok pedophile that just gets too much hate

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Quite possibly the worst troll ever. “We had a polite short conversation with Nova!!! WEEEEEENN!!!!!!!”
What retards.

Nova getting audibly paranoid about people thinking he’s not eating salads with a mikes hard lemonade on the side

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I found this account from looking through his early follows the other day and I think his possible name is “Gabriel Christen”
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I’ve met people who eat “salads” like that and every time without fail they are also immensely fat and don’t understand why. We should just ban the world salad from being used by some people.
Also, the mikes hard. Come on big boy let’s upgrade. A mikes harder at least?
 
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Would it be possible for the OP ( @Osama Bin Laden ?) to be updated with more of his aliases?
I'd have to report the OP for a janny to replace it, but his title is already long enough. unless you're referring me to add it in the post itself.

 
I'd have to report the OP for a janny to replace it, but his title is already long enough. unless you're referring me to add it in the post itself.
Either or, whatevers easiest for you to do. Maybe an addendum towards the end to just make sure they're listed in one place for future reference.

Catching up on the last few pages before jumping further back, has anyone archived his Quora in case he DFE's it?
 
Catching up on the last few pages before jumping further back, has anyone archived his Quora in case he DFE's it?

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One of the things that impresses me the most about Nova, is how inauthentic he feels in every way. Even the spergy things like posting Karaoke are tainted by generally only singing viral songs.

He really feels like everything he does is an act to be cool by association. The books he got a while ago, 'Court of Thorns and Roses' I believe? Tiktok viral. Foodhacks? Viral. All of the different foods and drinks he gobbles down? Either viral in themself, or copying viral trends of going to restaurants and acting like a faggot. Karaoke? Generally viral songs. Favourite bands? Viral. Where does he buy lots of his shiny things? Its stuff he's seen go viral on the Tiktok shop. Even some of his clothing is viral stuff. Microphone? The uwu "wow pink mic for a boy with rbgs" type of viral one. He also seems to pretty much exclusively play viral/semi-viral games: Fortnite, SF6 (After its resurgence), CoD: Blackops, Roblox, etc. He's got a PS5, and went to the point of getting a scalped Switch 2 because he needed it so badly. The Pokemon cards are probably the biggest one lately. I can get the monkey brain "Oook me likey collect shiny" because we all have our personal one. But he seems to be doing it because its popular. Let Pokemon die down and his binder of favourite cards is going to (literally) rot under a pile of garbage in his room.

He's a used car salesman's wet dream. You could sell him magic beans if you convinced him they were viral on Tiktok. He is the exact type of person that would, infact, jump off a cliff if all of his friends (lol) were doing it. But not even friends, just enough people online.

He's inexplicable in that he is such a normie in tastes to the extent that it comes across as comically inauthentic. It feels like Mom or Dad sat him down at some point and told him he needs to get into interests everyone else has so he can fit in. He then went on to take it to its logical extreme, without ever actually changing how he behaves. His personal behaviour too is where a lot of his problematic behaviour, like being a chomo comes from. Even his "Wow I'm so quirky ecksdee" things like reviewing truckstop showers feels so...safe weird instead of weird weird. Something a slightly more autistic Reviewbrah might do. At most its an excuse for him to be naked while recording, which he probably gets off on.


Tacking on to this, is the room he streams in his bedroom or a dedicated computer/rumpus room? I've seen many angles of his room but I don't think I've ever actually seen a bed in it.
 
One of the things that impresses me the most about Nova, is how inauthentic he feels in every way. Even the spergy things like posting Karaoke are tainted by generally only singing viral songs.
it reminds me of kingcobrajfs. Despite being a hardcore ozzy osbourne fan, he can't name a song by him that isn't well-known
 
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He's inexplicable in that he is such a normie in tastes to the extent that it comes across as comically inauthentic
It's fairly simple. He's either too lazy or too screwed to ever have any sort of real career. Never went to post-secondary and his resume is the brightest of red flags. He's held jobs for no more than a couple months at a time. Barring knuckling down and going into the military or a trade that would accept anyone with a pulse, he's out of options. He's unemployable. Obviously, something like military or construction takes more physical effort than he's willing to exert, so his only option is internet fame. Plus, he's too retarded to ever move out of his mom's, so he's stuck in bumfuck Idaho. A simple google of his name will show he's a degenerate tard-raging pedophile who can't be trusted to wash dishes without either fucking up, fucking off, or getting weens bombarding his employer with prank calls. He's fucked his life for good and, I think, on a certain level he knows this.

He hit tiktok "fame" with his wingstop review and has been trying to chase it ever since. He will do anything and hop on any trend to get famous. Doesn't matter what it is or how much he does or does not care about it, it's just being desperate for that one big viral video that kickstarts an influencer career. Now, being the cow that he is, he doesn't understand we're laughing at him, not with him, but that's besides the point. It's just all in an effort to get famous online. That's it.

The unfortunately reality is that our income taxes will be supporting this fat chomo until the day he dies.
 
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