Future of the House

[Raiken]

I would buy it, repair it, raise my kids in it, grow old with my wife.
Then one night, while having the kids over and their kids, a smelly old man wearing a crusty medalion shows up at the front door, and asks me to see his house, one last time.
Me and my extended family will yell "JULLAAAAAAAAAAAY" in his face(we practiced this for years, a very important step i forgot to add) and slam the door in his face.
Then me and the kids go into the yard for our yearly "let's dig up patty" bonding moment.

 

[Groon]

When Chris die, his tormented soul will haunt that house forever.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

haunt

Remember when "JenkinsJinkies" made up that 14 BLC was haunted?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I just had a thought: Remember when Chris went away to some convention and Barb threw out The Classic that was resurrected, along with like five bags of Chris's VHS tapes? The time Chris beat up a doll effigy of Barb and humped it? She probably knows Chris is going away for a long time, and might have started the big clean out of his crap. I wonder if she'll try to donate the stuff like Legos if she decides to go that way, or just trash it all.

 

[PlasticOwls]

I just had a thought: Remember when Chris went away to some convention and Barb threw out The Classic that was resurrected, along with like five bags of Chris's VHS tapes? The time Chris beat up a doll effigy of Barb and humped it? She probably knows Chris is going away for a long time, and might have started the big clean out of his crap. I wonder if she'll try to donate the stuff like Legos if she decides to go that way, or just trash it all.

By most accounts, the majority of the hoard is Barbara's. If anything, she'll keep everything and make things worse.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I just had a thought: Remember when Chris went away to some convention and Barb threw out The Classic that was resurrected, along with like five bags of Chris's VHS tapes? The time Chris beat up a doll effigy of Barb and humped it? She probably knows Chris is going away for a long time, and might have started the big clean out of his crap. I wonder if she'll try to donate the stuff like Legos if she decides to go that way, or just trash it all.

Barbie, who do you think you are throwing out my prized collection of Faberge dildos?

 

[Vorkland]

I just had a thought: Remember when Chris went away to some convention and Barb threw out The Classic that was resurrected, along with like five bags of Chris's VHS tapes? The time Chris beat up a doll effigy of Barb and humped it? She probably knows Chris is going away for a long time, and might have started the big clean out of his crap. I wonder if she'll try to donate the stuff like Legos if she decides to go that way, or just trash it all.

>Barb
>Cleaning

 

[the khat quaffer]

Can you imagine the house gaining sentience and showing you visions of Chris pounding the barbussy. As Chris climaxes, he yells, Barbbbbaaaay...and you wake up in a cold sweat.

I'm imagining more some kind of Simpsons parody of Amityville Horror/Poltergeist situation.

 

[Coldgrip]

I don't know what'll happen to the house, but with any luck it'll catch fire. Preferably with a weeny faggot or two inside.

 

[Adolf Chrysler]

non-american fag here, if you own a house do you still have payments to make on it? excluding like “state tax”

like how much would Chan need if the shit heap is owned?

You can also remortgage your home and loan against it, basically putting your home up for collateral. Even if you've paid it off. There also reverse mortgages where the bank pays you for your home and then acquire it upon your death or in a set amount of time. Some older people who have kids who already own their own homes or property will do this to gain extra income along with their social security. Although reverse mortgages are kind of sketchy and usually are frowned upon for predatory practices.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

I just had a thought: Remember when Chris went away to some convention and Barb threw out The Classic that was resurrected, along with like five bags of Chris's VHS tapes? The time Chris beat up a doll effigy of Barb and humped it? She probably knows Chris is going away for a long time, and might have started the big clean out of his crap. I wonder if she'll try to donate the stuff like Legos if she decides to go that way, or just trash it all.

Barb throwing away the classic justifies the rape

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Aside from the WTF of the kitchen being upstairs, 14 BLC has such a bland design.

I mean, it's kind of just a long box with a simple wedge-shaped roof on top.

 

[slimz]

Aside from the WTF of the kitchen being upstairs, 14 BLC has such a bland design.

I mean, it's kind of just a long box with a simple wedge-shaped roof on top.

This has been discussed to death, it's a pretty normal design for the US. Just google "Split level home". there are literally millions of them in the US. The floorplan is generic and used all across the country.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This has been discussed to death, it's a pretty normal design for the US.

I know it's "split level" but it's still bizarre to have a kitchen upstairs to me.

 

[John Merston]

Barb will continue living alone in the house until she dies. Then it'll be demolished.

 

[slimz]

I know it's "split level" but it's still bizarre to have a kitchen upstairs to me.

its not "upstairs" it's "on the main floor" and "not in the basement"

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

its not "upstairs" it's "on the main floor" and "not in the basement"

I don't know, I mean 40 year old, delusional, austic, transgender rapes his 80 year old mother with dementia, but I can't wrap my head around this kitchen thing.

 

[Mason Verger]

its not "upstairs" it's "on the main floor" and "not in the basement"

Both answers are kinda right since it’s the worst kind of split level where the front door opens between floors(that’s some honky-ass feng shui right there) so it’s like, just upstairs or downstairs and picking which is the main floor is up to you.

 

[Everything Beagle]

Both answers are kinda right since it’s the worst kind of split level where the front door opens between floors(that’s some honky-ass feng shui right there) so it’s like, just upstairs or downstairs and picking which is the main floor is up to you.

I lived in a house like that once. The downstairs was the garage, laundry, and a finished basement, then upstairs was the regular living space. Plus, it was on such a steep slope that part of the downstairs was above ground, and part of the upstairs was underground. What a dreamhouse.

 

[Mason Verger]

I lived in a house like that once. The downstairs was the garage, laundry, and a finished basement, then upstairs was the regular living space. Plus, it was on such a steep slope that part of the downstairs was above ground, and part of the upstairs was underground. What a dreamhouse.

One of my good friends growing up had a similar setup, but more use of railing so the floor plan seemed much more open than 14blc.
BUT the thing I remember the most was almost as soon as you open the front door there was a Steeeep staircase downstairs, like in your joint. Which many of us drunkenly fell down in the dark while quietly trying to sneak back in. Uncarpeted, steep, waxed wood stairs. In a “no shoes indoors” house.