Future of the House

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Reading this thread I get the sense a lot of my fellow Kiwi's haven't dealt with many hoard situations. Minor powerlevel but my family and I have owned several properties over the years that we've rented out and we've had to deal with a few hoarders in that time. Honestly Barb and Chris are gross as fuck and messy as hell but they're not the worst I've seen, hell my brother was worse. Like I've said already the house is maybe a few days of hard work to clean out and maybe a week of renovation if the floors are as bad in a few rooms as I'd imagine they are; that kitchen is definitely where a lot of work needs done. But like most of it is dumpster trash, so like three days of clearing the house out, fix up a few problems spots and bam it's ready to sell.

And knocking an entire house down to level it is more expensive by a long shot than fixing the house, it also lowers the property value a lot to sell it as an empty lot and rebuilding a house rather than fixing a very minor damaged one by a bunch of redneck retards is just fucking stupid. No way that the bank will do it, they'll hire a clean up team to dumpster all the hoard and all the chris shit, hire a few contractors for maybe like $10k at most to fix the house back up again and then sell it.

Unless there's a wildcard like they had a broken water line and let the basement flood and left it that way for years that has ruined the foundation it's simply more efficient to fix whatever damage borb and chris managed to do and clean everything out.
 
Looney Troons said:
Given that fags like @garbageraider exist, I expect the house to be picked clean in a matter of a few months. Let’s not forget that Chris keeps samples of his own semen in the freezer, and some weens have been discussing the theoretical value of the totem.
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I assume you are saying weens will pay for his semen. All the semen in Chris's freezer is long dead and dried up by now. He probably thought his freezer would work like the ones at a sperm bank.
 
More than likely though the bank will have to foreclose on the property, they will have to go in and clean up the joint, then it will be on the open market for some ween to buy. Then they will dig Patti bones up and sell them on eBay at auction. I don't put this beyond the weens at this stage, because they seem to be more autistic then Chris. Maybe @GiBi will buy it and make 50 house tour videos in a month. He can spend half an hour talking about that broken tile in the shower that Chris probably rubbed his UNCLIT taint on once. The sky is the limit in this time line.
 
May get a lot of autistic and optimistisc ratings, but i hope for one last house tour to surface.
 
Raiken said:
May get a lot of autistic and optimistisc ratings, but i hope for one last house tour to surface.
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You might get your wish through a dedicated ween rummaging through da hoard and they post the video as some "haunted sonichu house tour" or some dude looking for reddit karma might make the road trip looking for Chris Chan relics for clout and upvotes, probably so they can brag here as well.
 
Null is gonna move in and slowly spread pictures of the freaky shit he finds.
 
Volthoom said:
There's no way Chris will be able to keep the house for long if he has to pay for it himself. Without Barbara and only his monthly tugboat he's in deep shit.
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Sure he could. He could rent out a part, get a job and live frugally. Oh wait, this is Chris never mind, I’ll see myself out.
GayestFurryTrash said:
Reading this thread I get the sense a lot of my fellow Kiwi's haven't dealt with many hoard situations. Minor powerlevel but my family and I have owned several properties over the years that we've rented out and we've had to deal with a few hoarders in that time. Honestly Barb and Chris are gross as fuck and messy as hell but they're not the worst I've seen, hell my brother was worse. Like I've said already the house is maybe a few days of hard work to clean out and maybe a week of renovation if the floors are as bad in a few rooms as I'd imagine they are; that kitchen is definitely where a lot of work needs done. But like most of it is dumpster trash, so like three days of clearing the house out, fix up a few problems spots and bam it's ready to sell.

And knocking an entire house down to level it is more expensive by a long shot than fixing the house, it also lowers the property value a lot to sell it as an empty lot and rebuilding a house rather than fixing a very minor damaged one by a bunch of redneck retards is just fucking stupid. No way that the bank will do it, they'll hire a clean up team to dumpster all the hoard and all the chris shit, hire a few contractors for maybe like $10k at most to fix the house back up again and then sell it.

Unless there's a wildcard like they had a broken water line and let the basement flood and left it that way for years that has ruined the foundation it's simply more efficient to fix whatever damage borb and chris managed to do and clean everything out.
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Some factors you may or may not have considered: Water damage and fire. Remember when the cursed Keurig machine set the house on fire? We know they fixed the roof (though not how well).

Months of water damage from the firemen’s effort might also have done a number on the wood and foundation.

The fact that numerous animals have been treating the house as a giant toilet can’t be good news either for floors, etc.

So yeah... It could be the case that you just need to clean shit out and do some minor repairs.

Or it could be a lot worse: The whole house really needs to be inspected.

Fortunately for the bank, they probably have an easy way to at least clean it out. Some weens will probably be more than happy to do it for them for free in return for “salvage rights” for any Christorian objects.

A few hard days of work is a small price to pay for the opportunity to troll Chris by letting him know you have ALL of his toys, and he’s not getting them back.

Could you imagine how angry he’ll be? We might get some classic-Chris videos levels of rage.
 
If Chris is in jail and Barb is in a facility, the house will go into foreclosure.

If Chris doesn't see jail time and is allowed back home, he'll eventually blow whatever he has and not be able to pay the mortgage, and go into foreclosure.

Under normal circumstances, the bank would foreclose, boot him out, gut the house of all its crap, and auction it "as is" to recoup their costs and some of the remaining amount on the mortgage at a foreclosure auction. However, because of THE COVIDZ, if Barb/Chris have a loan from a federally backed provider like Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, HUD/FHA, VA or USDA, then they are not allowed to be kicked out of a foreclosed property per the CDC-imposed moratorium, which expires at the end of Sept. of this year for mortgage holders (https://www.hud.gov/press/press_releases_media_advisories/HUD_No_21_118). It will likely be extended again.

If they have a loan from a regular bank, they might still be covered if the state of VA has an eviction moratorium.

If not, the house goes bye-bye.
 
Imagine the house gets sold and a normal copple goes to live there.
They will be wondering why they get shit mailed to them and why the people are yelling JULAYYYYY when passing.

If not, the house will be at least in the beginning be treated as haunted by the community.
 
GayestFurryTrash said:
Unless there's a wildcard like they had a broken water line and let the basement flood and left it that way for years that has ruined the foundation it's simply more efficient to fix whatever damage borb and chris managed to do and clean everything out.
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It’s not a great looking house even it’s prime, split level box bullshit. The longer it sits on the market, the more rundown it’ll get. Weens waited 2 days to find and vandalize his car, they’ll bust out every window of 14 blc. As somebody above said, it’ll sit vacant as the local “haunted house” for years till it finally is knocked down.
 
Mason Verger said:
It’s not a great looking house even it’s prime, split level box bullshit. The longer it sits on the market, the more rundown it’ll get. Weens waited 2 days to find and vandalize his car, they’ll bust out every window of 14 blc. As somebody above said, it’ll sit vacant as the local “haunted house” for years till it finally is knocked down.
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This is also true but I am mostly talking about the general structural integrity and just condition of the house. Sure weens may vandalize it and it may sit vacant because it’s a shit design but that doesn’t mean it’s already in its current condition an unsalvagable wreck. Plus you and I both know after the bank takes it and does the minimum fixing up it’ll get bought by a ween.
 
General Tug Boat said:
More than likely though the bank will have to foreclose on the property, they will have to go in and clean up the joint, then it will be on the open market for some ween to buy. Then they will dig Patti bones up and sell them on eBay at auction. I don't put this beyond the weens at this stage, because they seem to be more autistic then Chris. Maybe @GiBi will buy it and make 50 house tour videos in a month. He can spend half an hour talking about that broken tile in the shower that Chris probably rubbed his UNCLIT taint on once. The sky is the limit in this time line.
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I wouldn’t put it past that faggot to try to buy it. Probably set up a go fund me to try to buy it.
 
Ser Ciappelletto said:
I assume you are saying weens will pay for his semen. All the semen in Chris's freezer is long dead and dried up by now. He probably thought his freezer would work like the ones at a sperm bank.
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It might not be viable as sperm, but the DNA is probably still good. DNA from sperm is not so useful, but more importantly we get other tissue mixed into it with Chris' full genome. From that, as the technology becomes available on the black market, we can clone Chris so that future generations will benefit from their existence, and experiments can be conducted to see how a different upbringing could change their nature.

In the near term, his genome can be sequenced and examined for interesting genetic anomalies. I'm surprised someone hasn't done it already.
 
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