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Reselling the house on the market might be a real pain after the zap heard all around the world regarding Chris touching his mother. I wonder if demolition is on the table.
 
Cowboy Christ said:
Reselling the house on the market might be a real pain after the zap heard all around the world regarding Chris touching his mother. I wonder if demolition is on the table.
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unlikely. its insane how many people think they will demolish a structurally sound house just because chris fucked his mom in it. it's not a crack house or anything like that. worst case scenario they will need to professionally clean it and get some pest control.

as a matter of fact some people will say that the house is worth more because of it being the famous chris chan's house. i don't necessarily agree that it will be worth more but i do believe that it will sell a lot faster than a normal house because there are certainly enough chris obsessed people that will be retarded enough to want to own 14BC.
 
Kirby said:
worst case scenario they will need to professionally clean it and get some pest control.
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That's not anywhere near the worst case scenario. Worst case scenario is years of animal waste collecting and other hoarder shit has sunk in and caused serious structural damage requiring repairs worth more than the house itself.

Never mind that the house was basically totaled by fire. Even with repairs after that, it's never going to be the same value again.

There's already serious known damage to the house, never mind what we don't know.
 
AnOminous said:
That's not anywhere near the worst case scenario. Worst case scenario is years of animal waste collecting and other hoarder shit has sunk in and caused serious structural damage requiring repairs worth more than the house itself.

Never mind that the house was basically totaled by fire. Even with repairs after that, it's never going to be the same value again.

There's already serious known damage to the house, never mind what we don't know.
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Its very likely that the land that 14BC is built on is worth far more than the actual house. Housing developers could easily demolish the house and build 2-3 new smaller houses on the same plot of land (the garden and front lawn is huge), profiting dramatically.
 
Rukario said:
Its very likely that the land that 14BC is built on is worth far more than the actual house. Housing developers could easily demolish the house and build 2-3 new smaller houses on the same plot of land (the garden and front lawn is huge), profiting dramatically.
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Seriously the best case for 14BC is that it's sound enough for some fly by night flipper to paper over the problems and sell it to a moron.
 
Kirby said:
unlikely. its insane how many people think they will demolish a structurally sound house just because chris fucked his mom in it. it's not a crack house or anything like that. worst case scenario they will need to professionally clean it and get some pest control.

as a matter of fact some people will say that the house is worth more because of it being the famous chris chan's house. i don't necessarily agree that it will be worth more but i do believe that it will sell a lot faster than a normal house because there are certainly enough chris obsessed people that will be retarded enough to want to own 14BC.
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It might not need to be razed to the ground, but it certainly would need to be brought down to sticks. A house like that, knowing what we know, it's a complete gut job.
 
Even regardless of any damage to the physical house, 14BC would probably be a nightmare to own due to people showing up semi-regularly. If it were sold to normal, unsuspecting people; it would probably trade owners a bunch of times. I really doubt anyone here has the money or the want to purchase it either.

Maybe some sicko would buy it, but what then? They could use it as a house, but I think the novelty would wear off real quick. Some people have suggested a museum, but the scope of people who would visit is incredibly limited, and it would be doubtful that it generates enough money so the property can be maintained, besides, with a museum I wold think that would run into zoning issues among other things.
 
creamy said:
Even regardless of any damage to the physical house, 14BC would probably be a nightmare to own due to people showing up semi-regularly. If it were sold to normal, unsuspecting people; it would probably trade owners a bunch of times. I really doubt anyone here has the money or the want to purchase it either.

Maybe some sicko would buy it, but what then? They could use it as a house, but I think the novelty would wear off real quick. Some people have suggested a museum, but the scope of people who would visit is incredibly limited, and it would be doubtful that it generates enough money so the property can be maintained, besides, with a museum I wold think that would run into zoning issues among other things.
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Any new owners would have to put up a very tall fence and gate around the property to keep out all of the weens and people curious about the Tales of Chris Chan and discontinue any landline telephone service the place might have to avoid being contacted.

Even then, I would not be surprised if people start doing shit like spray-painting Sonichu and Chris Chan murals on any fence you put up.

Chris' infamy has probably tainted the property so much, that it will be getting visits from random strangers for years to come long after Barb's passing and Chris being locked away in a tard home.
 
Most likely it's going to be sold, razed and have a new home built over top of it.

creamy said:
Even regardless of any damage to the physical house, 14BC would probably be a nightmare to own due to people showing up semi-regularly. If it were sold to normal, unsuspecting people; it would probably trade owners a bunch of times.
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This reminds me of the saga of the "Simpsons" house.

Simpsons house.jpg

This was an actual home built to match the home in the Simpsons complete with the same furniture and decor. Needless to say I wanted it but glad I didn't put in my name to win it because it's in Vegas and I don't wanna live there.

The winner wisely chose the $75K offer instead of the home and it was then remodeled and painted so it looks a lot more ordinary now. But could you imagine living there and having people walking up, taking pictures and leaving offerings of donuts and pizzas? Like that house from Breaking Bad. People would buy a large pizza to throw on the roof of the house just to take a picture of it. This is why having a famous house would be a nightmare.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Most likely it's going to be sold, razed and have a new home built over top of it.


This reminds me of the saga of the "Simpsons" house.

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This was an actual home built to match the home in the Simpsons complete with the same furniture and decor. Needless to say I wanted it but glad I didn't put in my name to win it because it's in Vegas and I don't wanna live there.

The winner wisely chose the $75K offer instead of the home and it was then remodeled and painted so it looks a lot more ordinary now. But could you imagine living there and having people walking up, taking pictures and leaving offerings of donuts and pizzas? Like that house from Breaking Bad. People would buy a large pizza to throw on the roof of the house just to take a picture of it. This is why having a famous house would be a nightmare.
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This geriatric German wigger went on a Paul (((Ruebens))) pilgrimage to visit the pee wee Herman house (not the play house, which is Pee wee’s “play house” and not his primary residence).

He got to go literally touch grass and fondle the property. People were leaving bow ties and flowers in the fence in honor of pee wee ( as well as a “don’t leave the house today” warning)

https://youtu.be/Oi5W0oMUfEM



*full disclosure, I actually enjoy this channel, and the host has great charisma and personality. He probably got tons of hot bitches back in the 90’s and early 00’s.




R.I.P pee wee. I’ve done far worse (or better depending on how you look at a simple pineapple) in XXX theaters. I kinda like the perverted pee wee story arc. You made me laugh my ass off as a kid and want a cool house, and later park my kids in front of your reruns. Top notch Hollywood performances too Paul.
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
This geriatric German wigger went on a Paul (((Ruebens))) pilgrimage to visit the pee wee Herman house (not the play house, which is Pee wee’s “play house” and not his primary residence).

He got to go literally touch grass and fondle the property. People were leaving bow ties and flowers in the fence in honor of pee wee ( as well as a “don’t leave the house today” warning)

https://youtu.be/Oi5W0oMUfEM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Oi5W0oMUfEM

*full disclosure, I actually enjoy this channel, and the host has great charisma and personality. He probably got tons of hot bitches back in the 90’s and early 00’s.




R.I.P pee wee. I’ve done far worse (or better depending on how you look at a simple pineapple) in XXX theaters. I kinda like the perverted pee wee story arc. You made me laugh my ass off as a kid and want a cool house, and later park my kids in front of your reruns. Top notch Hollywood performances too Paul.
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Paul Reubens was a manchild who could be genuinely funny and charming with his pee wee act. Even his inappropriate act ended up becoming funny in hindsight cause it DID happen in a xxx theater.


Chris was a fat retarded manchild who's only funny by how much kmof a total failure he ended up being and his sex crime will never be unironically funny
 
Uber driver reviewer said:
This geriatric German wigger went on a Paul (((Ruebens))) pilgrimage to visit the pee wee Herman house (not the play house, which is Pee wee’s “play house” and not his primary residence).

He got to go literally touch grass and fondle the property. People were leaving bow ties and flowers in the fence in honor of pee wee ( as well as a “don’t leave the house today” warning)

https://youtu.be/Oi5W0oMUfEM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Oi5W0oMUfEM

*full disclosure, I actually enjoy this channel, and the host has great charisma and personality. He probably got tons of hot bitches back in the 90’s and early 00’s.




R.I.P pee wee. I’ve done far worse (or better depending on how you look at a simple pineapple) in XXX theaters. I kinda like the perverted pee wee story arc. You made me laugh my ass off as a kid and want a cool house, and later park my kids in front of your reruns. Top notch Hollywood performances too Paul.
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Sure, Paul Rubens is a manchild, and he admitted that a lot. But he was a very loveable manchild if anything, and has been an influence to many other people, especially comedians and actors. Even despite the whole controversy of him at a porno theatre still didn't cripple his life.

RIP Pee-Wee Herman. You were a legend.
 
Uber driver reviewer said:
This geriatric German wigger went on a Paul (((Ruebens))) pilgrimage to visit the pee wee Herman house (not the play house, which is Pee wee’s “play house” and not his primary residence).

He got to go literally touch grass and fondle the property. People were leaving bow ties and flowers in the fence in honor of pee wee ( as well as a “don’t leave the house today” warning)

https://youtu.be/Oi5W0oMUfEM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Oi5W0oMUfEM

*full disclosure, I actually enjoy this channel, and the host has great charisma and personality. He probably got tons of hot bitches back in the 90’s and early 00’s.




R.I.P pee wee. I’ve done far worse (or better depending on how you look at a simple pineapple) in XXX theaters. I kinda like the perverted pee wee story arc. You made me laugh my ass off as a kid and want a cool house, and later park my kids in front of your reruns. Top notch Hollywood performances too Paul.
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Paul Reubens was a bit of a weirdo and until CBS cancelled his show due to the porn theater incident his show was very highly rated and for good reason. It appealed to kids, young folk and even people in college. It was funny and irreverent and it showcased his talents.

Also it had a great supporting cast with the late Phil Hartman as Captain Carl and a pre-Laurence "Larry" Fishburne as Cowboy Curtis.
 
Thumb Butler said:
14 years ago today THAT IS MY HOUSE (uploaded on 27 August 2009).

Do you realize... Do... you... realize something.... Let me tell you... have to move out of this house.

Pure vintage Chris <3
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"You go get that *[nervously laughing the last few words]* goddamn stuff off of there and fast!"
"I'm workin' on it! I'M WORKIN' ON IT"

The whole situation reminds me of this
 
No doubt that he inherits it when Barb dies and then he is forced out of the house because he can't prioritise his finances
 
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