Future of the House

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King Metalia said:
It's pretty fucking sad honestly.
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I hope it's only phase in christory a-lot of people said when chris chan arrested that this would be the "end of christory" but that was over a year ago and there's still a strong Christorian community even when over people would have lost interest within weeks of his arrest I think as long as Chris Chan is alive there will be a christorian community
 
When Chris dies, a messianic cult will spring up around his teachings. Christory will never end. Instead of counting dates A.D., it will start from year one again and be A.D.M. Anno Dimensional Merge.
 
Tomo said:
I hope it's only phase in christory a-lot of people said when chris chan arrested that this would be the "end of christory" but that was over a year ago and there's still a strong Christorian community even when over people would have lost interest within weeks of his arrest I think as long as Chris Chan is alive there will be a christorian community
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I think it'll keep on going as well. I just hope Christory doesn't go anymore mainstream than it already has. What drew me in was the appeal of having knowledge that not everyone possesses.
 
King Metalia said:
I think it'll keep on going as well. I just hope Christory doesn't go anymore mainstream than it already has. What drew me in was the appeal of having knowledge that not everyone possesses.
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Yeah, I worry that one day the normies find out about the whole Chris Chan thing and start fucking it up as normies do I just hope that it stays our thing. Imagine explaining to your grandkids who Chris Chan? or actual historians making books, essays and thesis about christory?
 
Tomo said:
I hope it's only phase in christory a-lot of people said when chris chan arrested that this would be the "end of christory" but that was over a year ago and there's still a strong Christorian community even when over people would have lost interest within weeks of his arrest I think as long as Chris Chan is alive there will be a christorian community
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Christory already had a 2-3 year drought in 2012/2013, and arguably until the end of 2014. The current drought is only marginally drier than that one (keep in mind, a lot of the Facebook posts, videos, etc. from that time weren't leaked until years later). We survived then, we'll survive now. Sooner or later, Chris will be back - he always is.
 
Tomo said:
Yeah, I worry that one day the normies find out about the whole Chris Chan thing and start fucking it up as normies do I just hope that it stays our thing. Imagine explaining to your grandkids who Chris Chan? or actual historians making books, essays and thesis about christory?
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They found out about him on August 1st 2021.
 
Funeral for a Furry said:
Cleaning that house out would make a full Discovery documentary.
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Honestly, I doubt it. It’s kind of the standard hoarder situation, unless there are dead animals in there we don’t know about (which is entirely possible).

Elsewhere in this thread people have gone into how a full cleaning could happen. It was convincing.
 
Ophelia said:
Honestly, I doubt it. It’s kind of the standard hoarder situation, unless there are dead animals in there we don’t know about (which is entirely possible).

Elsewhere in this thread people have gone into how a full cleaning could happen. It was convincing.
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I think the big thing with this is you KNOW there has to be just random nuggets hidden through the hoard. A random scribbling of sonichu incest here, a diary of chris' insane ramblings there, and probably a fortune in toys if barb/family have not sold them all already.
 
Funeral for a Furry said:
Would the house be sold as a home ir as a building plot, i would think the interior would not be sanitary.
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It's not only unsanitary. Anyone who enters the damn place runs the risk of being crushed to death under a mountain of junk and cat shit.
Ophelia said:
Houses in worse shape than theirs are cleaned and resold all the time. Don’t forget it was fixed up after the fire.
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Only one other house in all of history comes close to being as bad as Chris and that's the Collyer brothers.
 
King Metalia said:
It's not only unsanitary. Anyone who enters the damn place runs the risk of being crushed to death under a mountain of junk and cat shit.

Only one other house in all of history comes close to being as bad as Chris and that's the Collyer brothers.
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Nah, I think Collyer brothers is far too extreme, if only because they had so much shit in that house that it was quite literally supporting it after they found the bodies.

Ultimately, from what I recall of pictures, the Chandler Household was only an average level hoarder, not even reaching the ceiling.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Nah, I think Collyer brothers is far too extreme, if only because they had so much shit in that house that it was quite literally supporting it after they found the bodies.

Ultimately, from what I recall of pictures, the Chandler Household was only an average level hoarder, not even reaching the ceiling.
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If Chris had never gotten caught I guarantee by the end of this decade he would have reached the ceiling.
 
Redditor photographed 14BC on 7/9/23. Note the orange cat to the left of the greenhouse.
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Funeral for a Furry said:
Cleaning that house out would make a full Discovery documentary.
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During which several new mutant species of cockroach would likely be discovered having evolved to survive in the hoard, which would get the whole clean up shut down when PETA found and and sued to protect the new roaches habitat

Sonichu roaches would be a plague upon mankind, probably akin to that plague of locusts the christian god sent back in the day

D_Tractor said:
Redditor photographed 14BC on 7/9/23. Note the orange cat to the left of the greenhouse.
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That cat better watch out, who knows what horrifying things will try to lure it into the house to be consumed. Who knows if that was even the fire that got that one cat or something horrifying living in the hoard
 
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