Future of the House

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Cydonia said:
Par for the course of this new generation of CWC followers, the dude looks like he is 14 and/or has an extra chromosome.
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Like Chris Chan, he looks like his mom cuts his hair.
Yksi_Toveri said:
I am almost certain Barb is not there any more. All the curtains/bed sheets are open, it's pitch black in each room, there doesn't appear to be junk stacked in the windows (just that horse figurine on the sill on the left lower window) and it just is giving me a vibe of being vacant.

Probably has Schlage or Kwikset deadbolts (you know Bob didn't splurge for good locks) so I honestly wouldn't be surprised if some ween with a rake pick makes unlawful entry and tapes a tour of the house (don't fucking do this, retards).
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"I'm not saying that you should do this guys, but you should totally do this, guys."

Ophelia said:
Skimming his post, it doesn’t look like he even has anything interesting to report. Does the place look occupied? Are there any vehicles present? Someone can observe those things without being invasive, a ween or a nuisance.
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Somebody said a while earlier that the van is gone. Whether Barb was out on that day or she relocated, I cannot say.

What I might deduce at least is that Barb's relatives came to visit her after the accident, saw the colossal hoard within and said: "Nope, fuck this shit. Everything has got to go," and began throwing stuff out. It's very likely that one of Barb's relatives, being a retired firefighter, told her that her safety was at stake, and unlike Bob or Chris, he wasn't going to back off if Barb protested.
 
El Rodrigo said:
Like Chris Chan, he looks like his mom cuts his hair.

"I'm not saying that you should do this guys, but you should totally do this, guys."


Somebody said a while earlier that the van is gone. Whether Barb was out on that day or she relocated, I cannot say.

What I might deduce at least is that Barb's relatives came to visit her after the accident, saw the colossal hoard within and said: "Nope, fuck this shit. Everything has got to go," and began throwing stuff out. It's very likely that one of Barb's relatives, being a retired firefighter, told her that her safety was at stake, and unlike Bob or Chris, he wasn't going to back off if Barb protested.
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The van was confirmed totalled by Carfax and barbs court hearing.
 
Sho'nuff said:
Could you imagine the end of Chris Chan's story is living out the rest of his days in his old house now owned by a KiwiFarm trust?
If Chris actually had any self-realization it would be immediate grounds for suicide.
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Still that is probably a better end than the homeless saga or being forced to move in with Sockness and getting buttfucked daily
 
Cybertonia said:
Yeah I'm getting the same vibe. It's got that creepy house-in-limbo look, like how my grandfather's house looked after he lost his marbles and had to be moved to a home
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To be fair it's been like that since clear back when Bob was still alive.

BobJones997 said:
It was buried deep in the reddit thread, but the ween said there was a light on in one of the rooms. I think he said it was one of the rooms in the back.

Edit: Found it. The ween had this to say when someone asked if it was inhabited: "I don't know I didn't want to be a creep and look through windows. there was a single light on inside that's all I know"
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That honestly doesn't mean anything. It's pretty common for people to leave a light or two on whenever they're going to be away to make it look like someone is home. Could be Barb's sister and her husband did that if they took Barb in/to a senior care facility in the hopes that people won't break in.

Dylan said:
Why kiwis get their asses blasted over a dude just having a picture of the house?
The guy just took a picture.
You're mad over a simple photo.
Who's the exceptional crowd here?
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What website do you think you're posting on, fam? This is the Kiwi Farms. What did you expect?
 
It's not that we're 'mad' over somebody taking a picture, it's that it's really tiring seeing somebody blatantly ween for clout.

"Hey guys, I'm in front of Chris Chan's house!"
Yeah, buddy. Take a fucking number.
 
Most amazing thing is the ween claims he took a GF with him:-
QT-
I don’t know Christory well enough to know the locations.. also my GF had a really weird feeling after arriving and wanted to leave

:O
 
It suprised me that no one was autistic enough to staken out in front of the house Mike Ehrmantraut style to see what's going on at barb's place. If it really was cleaner out we would have heard of it, right?
 
With this degree of autism and retardation at forums, I would go to cwc house myself for a photoshoot to see you having a meltdown.
May be I would fuck barb too being 3xtra.
 
Professor Iris said:
It's not that we're 'mad' over somebody taking a picture, it's that it's really tiring seeing somebody blatantly ween for clout.

"Hey guys, I'm in front of Chris Chan's house!"
Yeah, buddy. Take a fucking number.
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He says posting in a 50 page topic creating intricate fanfiction and obsessing about the same strangers house

"I would never be a loser and go and take a picture of the house, wow how gay and desperate, I just open photoshop and rearrange pixels on the photo while measuring shadows to try and detect if any objects have been moved inside, and if so how were they rotated"

For reference the immediate responses to the "gay ween clout chasing worthless photo"

Ophelia said:
Skimming his post, it doesn’t look like he even has anything interesting to report. Does the place look occupied? Are there any vehicles present? Someone can observe those things without being invasive, a ween or a nuisance.
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
It's like nothing has changed since December except the garbage cans.
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Yksi_Toveri said:
I am almost certain Barb is not there any more. All the curtains/bed sheets are open, it's pitch black in each room, there doesn't appear to be junk stacked in the windows (just that horse figurine on the sill on the left lower window) and it just is giving me a vibe of being vacant.

Probably has Schlage or Kwikset deadbolts (you know Bob didn't splurge for good locks) so I honestly wouldn't be surprised if some ween with a rake pick makes unlawful entry and tapes a tour of the house (don't fucking do this, retards).
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Yea, only ONE weirdo...
 
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GypsyBard said:
You know people seem to be disheartened at the end to the story.
This is how the story was always going to end and it seems perfectly fitting.
-Chris sent to a mental institution
-all his belongings in the garbage
-nobody to turn to
-no home or vehicle
This is how the story was always meant to end and we all knew it.
What a fitting end
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And Chris thought his ending was going to be laying on a pile of money, surrounded by boyfriend-free girls.
 
At some point during Chris's Incarceration, Barb may be put in a Retirement Home; though the fate of the house itself is completely up to speculation; it may be given to Chris and he'll piss it away by not paying taxes or the mortgage, or it could be put on the market due to the outstanding debt barb very minimally pays off each month.
 
Null said:
Dunno, if it does go up for sale I can look into bootstrapping a 501(c)(3) people can donate to to buy the house but that is a lot of work. From what I understand, a charitable organization must also be incorporated with 3 board members, so I'd need 2 other people to sign on board and I have no candidates for who that'd be. Then, once it's set up and you file the paperwork, you can start accessing charitable donations but it does take 6+ months for the IRS to review the application and grant you nonprofit status.

Benefits would include being able to put all CWC related hosting expenses onto tax-free hardware that people can make tax deducible donations to.

Aside from the work, it's not clear how museum operations would go. The home is out in the middle of nowhere and in a current residential zone. Chances are if I tried to get it licensed as a museum the city of Ruckersville would not grant it and the neighbors would protest its designation for various, legitimate reasons.


Essentially, a CWC museum only works under these premises:

1. The house is put up for sale without being destroyed. If Cole inherits it, it is very, very, very likely he will condemn and demolish the home and sell the lot.
2. The house is allowed to be operated as a museum.
3. Two people I trust are willing to incorporate with me.
4. One of them is willing to live at premises or very nearby.
5. It receives enough money to sustain it.


Regarding point 4, we would essentially need a salaried person to operate the museum. I suppose tours would be x times a week and people buy tickets online. The house would need to be cleaned up because it is currently fire damaged and smells like smoke and rot. The operator would need to either live in a part of the house not converted to a museum or would need to buy a house nearby to live at so he can conduct the tours. It's probably important actual tours take place because this justifies the museum status and preservation of the home, but you'd need a lawyer to review the plan and that's thousands of dollars.


TL;DR: it's a lot of work and only possible if a set of conditions are met. The more likely result is the house being condemned by whomever inherits it.
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What if rather than a museum we elected to operate it as a halfway house for autistic motherfuckers? You could probably get the State to pay per inmate that way.
 
Shibaru said:
At some point during Chris's Incarceration, Barb may be put in a Retirement Home; though the fate of the house itself is completely up to speculation; it may be given to Chris and he'll piss it away by not paying taxes or the mortgage, or it could be put on the market due to the outstanding debt barb very minimally pays off each month.
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Barb, unlike Bob, can't plan for shit. If she didn't blow their inheritance on Rob Bell and Barb getting another mortgage, the house could have easily been Chris'. Now, I don't think there's a will attached to Chris by Barb that would give him the house. You're right about one thing, even if Chris got 14 BLC he will not take good care of it, and will miss a lot of payments.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
Barb, unlike Bob, can't plan for shit. If she didn't blow their inheritance on Rob Bell and Barb getting another mortgage, the house could have easily been Chris'. Now, I don't think there's a will attached to Chris by Barb that would give him the house. You're right about one thing, even if Chris got 14 BLC he will not take good care of it, and will miss a lot of payments.
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Has it been determined how much equity Barb has in the house? It has almost been foreclosed upon several times.
 
MeganDodgedABullet said:
I'm amazed there hasn't been a ween breakin/full autism walk-through.

Maybe just the chance of getting shot by the popo has stopped 'em, shame, that would be good live stream walkthrough kahntent.
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Even funnier would be hearing about the ween getting arrested because he posted a video of him breaking into someones house on the internet for everyone to see.
 
I honestly doubt they'll keep the house, unless Chris somehow magics himself out of prison and finds blessings in the minimum needed amounts. Though, honestly, if Chris just magicked up the money, that might be enough to keep it, assuming- and taking said assumption with a house-sized grain of salt- that he has two brain cells to rub together.

Which means that even if he somehow DOES pull the cash out of thin air, he'll buy LEGO's for his prison cell.
 
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