Future of the House

[Exceptional Chimp]

Hey yo VIP, let's flip it

Vanilla Ice is going to buy it, rehab it, and sell it for a profit.

 

[redcent]

Since it's way out in the boons they should raze it down, use the land to grow some cucumbers with enough space to make one of those little country cottages that makes hand-made food, in this case jars of pickles. It'd be great for the tourists

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I used to know a guy who'd commute from Wardensville WV to DC everyday to take advantage of cheaper CoL and more privacy. Ruckersville isn't *that* much further than Culpeper, and Culpeper's already a bedroom community for DC. 14 BC wouldn't be too bad for a government contractor making a commute up 29 to work for Northrup Grumman or any of the other government government contractors set up in Fairfax or Loudoun.

Anyplace within driveable distance of Broad Run (the VRE Manassas Line terminus) is good real estate for a commute into DC. I'm actually surprised they haven't extended the Manassas line into Culpeper. (Culpeper would be great too if they increased the number of Northeast Regional trains south of DC).

 

[FightenGnome]

TL;DR

Spoiler

Just kidding. That was a well thought out border line thesis. I think an issue we're having here is we're referencing very different time periods. I've got to disagree that Chris's motivations in the early days had anything to do with higher motives than sex. He was neurotically focused on it and clearly still is. We'll never know what would have occurred if he achieved a gf, but I believe the second he got laid he would have intentionally crashed and burned the relationship, because those require effort. No longer afflicted with adult virginity, he would have gone back to his toys.
Secondly, I don't believe Chris is very picky at all. The only times he has been were when he was inundated with conflicting groups of trolls all trying to run their play at the same time. This made him feel more confident and he had to pick the best from a horde of mongs with different avatars.
Unless I'm mistaken, Bella was never a gf candidate. Fiona/The Suitress/The Autistic Girl was. I'm probably most rusty on this latest saga and need to do some research. I dropped off after the Pmurt videos started and have only recently renewed interest.

I know I can get rambly sometimes, I'm trying to turn the discussion or argument around from different angles for the point to be made clear. I'll try to be briefer

The sex question is a debate as old as time. I think Chris devolved into a sex monster but started merely below the level of a coomer. Sex seemed to have to be tied to a relationship because it was for him an ego thing in his early stages plus massive porn consumption hand in hand with his sex drive. I don't see any signs in early Christory (Prior to the Jackie Saga) that sex served as anything other than a confirmation of going steady mixed with validation and feeling good. Even when dealing with Vanessa Hudgeons, Chris was hoping for it to be an Open Relationship between himself, Ivy and Vanessa under the assumption that such an arrangement was normal. In short, it's my belief Chris' intent wasn't originally searching for sex for its own sake.

You'd be right about crashing and burning, the Ivy Saga was evidence of that.

Not picky, conditional is my point. Chris picked among his troll suitresses the ones that he liked the most, not who threw themselves at him the hardest. Like picking between a 10/10 woman who you have little or nothing in common or a 6 or 7 out of 10 woman who you can relate with. Kiwi Logic dictates Chris would pick the former, but I think Chris, like most men, would settle for the latter. So merely having a vag isn't an in.

As for your last bit, Taken February 2021, Released Decemeber 27 2021:

Lonely feelings - CWCki

sonichu.com

01:55 AM Chris: This body does need re-energizing, the marriage being open, hell no on using any dating app as any one of those is teaming and brimming with fakers and haters, and Chris hardly has a little black book of her own, much less present contacts, we feel would constitute such a mutual understanding or feeling, not to mention the total awkwardness. And yes, we have considered @MKR, and Bella and Annibelle from the @Praetor group in that thought process as well. We do not wish to offend anyone nor make anyone do anything they don't feel at ease doing, including anything for sympathy. Sympathy lay is majorly out of the question.

 

[RedRocket69]

Any chance it will become a cultural landmark?

On the same day that Wikipedia finally allows the creation of a page about him.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I highly fucking doubt that. How would a video of Chris getting laid make him want to kill himself more than any of the other faggy videos/pics he's posted? She was looking for something horrific and I'm she had a hand in making it happen. You don't have to be an evil mastermind to fuck with Chris's head. Picklemen, leafs, 13 year olds, and tranny teenagers have all been competent enough to do so

As a matter of fact, Bella did just stumble across Chris fucking Barb. She didn't make him do it, Chris admitted it to her because he trusted her enough. Though, it should also be considered that Bella's a sychophant and an opportunist.

Bella chats - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[RedRocket69]

As a matter of fact, Bella did just stumble across Chris fucking Barb. She didn't make him do it, Chris admitted it to her because he trusted her enough. Though, it should also be considered that Bella's a sychophant and an opportunist.

Bella chats - CWCki

sonichu.com

My feelings don't care about your facts
Yeah, I was reading through the logs last night. They would lead one to your conclusion but we don't have every phone call or message sent in private.
My opinion is pure conjecture but I haven't seen enough to believe he wasn't egged on.

 

[Smleman303]

My feelings don't care about your facts
Yeah, I was reading through the logs last night. They would lead one to your conclusion but we don't have every phone call or message sent in private.
My opinion is pure conjecture but I haven't seen enough to believe he wasn't egged on.

Chris talked about fantasizing about Barb in 2016... It's a horny tard who's in horny jail. That is all.

 

[Josterman]

I still think a museum should be the best option It can serve as a warning

 

[Kirby]

I still think a museum should be the best option It can serve as a warning

It is not impossible but probably not worth the hassle. After deep cleaning and general repairs the house will probably sell for about 250k and property taxes are less than 2,000 per year so with utilities you could probably maintain the house for less than 500 dollars a month.

Someone with a decent job can do this without having to live there. The problem then becomes trying to replicate the 14BC experience without turning the place into a health and safety hazard. You would need to artificially create a stench with stink bombs, have a bunch of kidnapped animals trying to escape, hoards and boxes and trash and white elmers glue that can mimic the semen in Chris's room and Barb's bed. You would then need to fill the house with "artifacts" which would require either replicas or someone salvaging Chris's junk so they can recreate his old room.

If somehow someone can manage all this they would then need to deal with the constant threat of weens and Chris himself trying to break in, stealing artifacts, egging the house, setting it on fire, etc.

 

[Josterman]

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It is not impossible but probably not worth the hassle. After deep cleaning and general repairs the house will probably sell for about 250k and property taxes are less than 2,000 per year so with utilities you could probably maintain the house for less than 500 dollars a month.

Someone with a decent job can do this without having to live there. The problem then becomes trying to replicate the 14BC experience without turning the place into a health and safety hazard. You would need to artificially create a stench with stink bombs, have a bunch of kidnapped animals trying to escape, hoards and boxes and trash and white elmers glue that can mimic the semen in Chris's room and Barb's bed. You would then need to fill the house with "artifacts" which would require either replicas or someone salvaging Chris's junk so they can recreate his old room.

If somehow someone can manage all this they would then need to deal with the constant threat of weens and Chris himself trying to break in, stealing artifacts, egging the house, setting it on fire, etc.

Oh yeah this can happen and the animals can be either stuffed or taxidermy. You can create orders with stink spray maybe. Make it like a warren museum type of attraction or a zak baggins museum.

 

[FightenGnome]

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If somehow someone can manage all this they would then need to deal with the constant threat of weens and Chris himself trying to break in, stealing artifacts, egging the house, setting it on fire, etc.

lol "CWC museum - Christian Weston Chandler not welcome".
Such a museum would be funny I've always thought and could probably be a nice part-time gig for Chris-Chan impersonators, and maybe actual Christorical figures once a month or once a quarter for a day. Though if I were running the Museum, I'd have it be less of a complete replica of his home and more of a replica of his life. Things like the CWC Christmas and Chris' room would be essential but other parts of the house should resemble dioramas of places he's been such as the Game Place or a fictional place like CWCville. Include like a gift shop for crayola model magic medallions, Sonichu comics, or Megan's art projects. Maybe sell replica Manchester Merch if the school allows it.

I'd also try to figure out a way to use it as a tax haven as sorts, donate profits to Autism charities or something.

I think the funniest thing about said museum would be how a museum to the weirdo in the neighborhood would pop up and his neighbors, if they don't know about his internet infamy at all, would be able to find out just what the hell went on there.

There's actually a lot of good one could do with Chris' infamy that would benefit a lot of people financially. Not sure if such a thing would raise or lower property values in the area.

 

[oramge cat]

I kinda understand it. My old man did it for 35 years and loved every minute of it. The open road and trucker culture was huge in the 70s and a lot of it I feel like maybe stemmed from that.

Not so much after multiple gas crises and everybody completely dropping the act of pretending to care about their jobs and their jobs pretending to care about them. Maybe we all have higher standards now, idk

lol "CWC museum - Christian Weston Chandler not welcome".
Such a museum would be funny I've always thought and could probably be a nice part-time gig for Chris-Chan impersonators, and maybe actual Christorical figures once a month or once a quarter for a day. Though if I were running the Museum, I'd have it be less of a complete replica of his home and more of a replica of his life. Things like the CWC Christmas and Chris' room would be essential but other parts of the house should resemble dioramas of places he's been such as the Game Place or a fictional place like CWCville. Include like a gift shop for crayola model magic medallions, Sonichu comics, or Megan's art projects. Maybe sell replica Manchester Merch if the school allows it.

I'd also try to figure out a way to use it as a tax haven as sorts, donate profits to Autism charities or something.

I think the funniest thing about said museum would be how a museum to the weirdo in the neighborhood would pop up and his neighbors, if they don't know about his internet infamy at all, would be able to find out just what the hell went on there.

There's actually a lot of good one could do with Chris' infamy that would benefit a lot of people financially. Not sure if such a thing would raise or lower property values in the area.

I've always liked the idea of 14BC becoming a CWC museum but Chris being banned from it makes it even better,
Edited post because I'm a retard and prematurely clicked the send button.

 

[mycophagy]

I wonder if we are allowed inside the temple; I believe in an early letter, they said we could enter if we'd like, but that we simply shouldn't deface the temple, or we will face "dire consequences". much within could be autonomously documented, and perhaps even funneled into monetary support for barb/chris in jail/continued payments on the house, etc; perhaps nfts of the memorabilia, with a contract that somehow binds it to chris or the property? I am unsure. if anyone has any further ideas, please reach out to me

 

[Calefactorite]

I still think a museum should be the best option It can serve as a warning

I'll pay extra if an animatronic Bob gives me the "do you realize" speech

 

[Josterman]

I'll pay extra if an animatronic Bob gives me the "do you realize" speech

A talking wax figure might work

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Oh yeah this can happen and the animals can be either stuffed or taxidermy. You can create orders with stink spray maybe. Make it like a warren museum type of attraction or a zak baggins museum.

I think it would work best as an escape room, where players could use their knowledge of Christory to figure out how to make their way through the hoard. Players would be stalked by an actor playing a bogeyman-like Chris who is usually just out of view.

 

[Josterman]

I think it would work best as an escape room, where players could use their knowledge of Christory to figure out how to make their way through the horde. Players would be stalked by an actor playing a bogeyman-like Chris who is usually just out of view.

We need to put this to a poll on this thread
escape room or museum

 

[eDove]

Are there any rich, rich Christorians? In that case, I can see the house being preserved. Otherwise, it's going to be a retard hoard-hovel that'll be visited by weens semi-annually while the new owners are taking their trash out.

 

[Sharkbait]

I think it would work best as an escape room, where players could use their knowledge of Christory to figure out how to make their way through the horde. Players would be stalked by an actor playing a bogeyman-like Chris who is usually just out of view.

Five Nights at the Chandlers?